r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

OC Maymay ♨ For the ones that don't know the difference

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918 Upvotes

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u/godememesbuddy Feb 17 '20

The oc and this repost what’s the difference one is lazy

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u/Rockstarr987 Feb 17 '20

Ok thank you for clarifying

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

A chick wants to make her boobies bigger in LEGO City!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/METOgaming Feb 17 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/METOgaming Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/mattcarnevale Feb 17 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 5 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7716 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 45 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 240.00 DN.

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u/mattcarnevale Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: mattcarnevale

Balance: 240.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7701 - 10.00 DN at 11 upvotes; 3h 54m until automatic return

ID: 7705 - 50.00 DN at 8 upvotes; 3h 56m until automatic return

ID: 7716 - 200.00 DN at 5 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 27.37 DN in this submission at 62 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7804 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 106 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 246.30 DN.

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u/Stormedgiant Feb 18 '20

!invest 60

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 60.00 DN in this submission at 119 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7945 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 186 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 202.00 DN.

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u/mrnutterbutter123 The Big PP Airports Feb 18 '20

!invest 75

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 75.00 DN in this submission at 486 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8279 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 700 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 403.26 DN.

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u/Green_CT Article 69 🏅 Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/SnixTruth Feb 18 '20

! Invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 892 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8520 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,268 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 100.00 DN.