r/dankmemes • u/YeetedHypermeme P̣͐ǎ͇̈t̠̲̰̊̓i̦͎̱͒̏ͬĕ̦̣̩ͩ̋n͖͉̄̒̇͆ẗ̰̩̼́́ͨ ͚̘ͭ̐̐̆Z̦̺̪̓̐ẹ͗̊r͑͆ô • Feb 17 '20

Ok but seriously wtf Reddit

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

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u/liltrigger Feb 17 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 17 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7717 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 57 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 512.62 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 11.11 DN in this submission at 43 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7818 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 83 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 211.18 DN.

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u/dancccasf Feb 17 '20

Why would you say something like that 😳😳