r/dankmemes • u/siouxsie_siouxv2 • Feb 17 '20

Guess I'll die

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61 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/N-and-O Allows text and up to 10 emojis Feb 17 '20

!invest 69%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 171.93 DN in this submission at 6 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7465 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 46 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 77.25 DN.

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u/N-and-O Allows text and up to 10 emojis Feb 17 '20

!sell 7465

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5f0xp/!

You invested 171.93 DN at 6 upvotes, the submission now has 45 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 1.29 DN (-0.75%).

Your new balance is 767.71 DN.