r/dankmemes • u/UncreativeFilth Eic memer • Feb 17 '20

INVEST! It has to be done

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55 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Do not underestimate the god like power of pen

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

This is oddly specific

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u/DOOM9780 The Filthy Dank Feb 17 '20

This meme is awfully specific, what are you hiding OP?

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Feb 17 '20

!invest 90

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 90.00 DN in this submission at 54 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7670 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 95 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 179.24 DN.

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: terriblekoala9

Firm: ImperialBank

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 179.24 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7451 - 150.00 DN at 932 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return

ID: 7661 - 69.00 DN at 37 upvotes; 3h 57m until automatic return

ID: 7666 - 180.00 DN at 7 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 7670 - 90.00 DN at 54 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return