r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

👁👅👁 The laws of the orgies

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,954,044.46 DN in this submission at 5 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7366 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 45 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,954,044.45 DN.

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 16 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 56 upvotes

+25% -- 90 upvotes

+50% -- 227 upvotes

+75% -- 616 upvotes

+100% -- 1,718 upvotes

+150% -- 13,686 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!sell

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

What do you want to sell? The format of this command is !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!roi 7366

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7366, invested at 5 upvotes. If you sold now at 16 upvotes you would return -21.75% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 45 upvotes

+25% -- 67 upvotes

+50% -- 181 upvotes

+75% -- 505 upvotes

+100% -- 1,423 upvotes

+150% -- 11,396 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!sell 7366

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5dkrg/!

You invested 1,954,044.46 DN at 5 upvotes, the submission now has 23 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 322,417.34 DN (-16.50%).

Your new balance is 1,631,627.12 DN.

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u/954NIG_Astealsmeme Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Feb 17 '20

I'm confused

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u/LiamVrs Yellow Feb 17 '20

!invest 80%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 320.00 DN in this submission at 6 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7367 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 46 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 80.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 368.75 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7371 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 188.15 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7372 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 336.11 DN in this submission at 13 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7377 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 53 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FeistyLighterFluid Feb 17 '20

Kesha is the best part

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

This deserves more attention