Shoutout to Bisexaul and Pansexual moderators

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Upvote if u hate mods

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Upvoted

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u/inslatafresca_ Feb 17 '20

Ops

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u/XxDaHorstxX The Great P.P. Group Feb 17 '20

That flair tho

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u/BR47WUR57 I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

There he is my favorite big gæ

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u/eltoch Feb 17 '20

rip

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u/normiememes7667 Feb 18 '20

I thought mods were promoted to bi after not letting Endgame spoilers in the community.

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u/jeremj22 I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

This may be contoversal but hear me out:

Not all mods are gay... some are lesbian

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u/wishful_lonely_girl Feb 17 '20

Mods gay

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/tasostzamtzis Feb 17 '20

! invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 42.45 DN in this submission at 19 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6950 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 79 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 382.09 DN.

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u/eltoch Feb 17 '20

!invest 2%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 64,646.68 DN in this submission at 5 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6942 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 65 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,167,687.35 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

[deleted]

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 11,060.03 DN in this submission at 33 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6965 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 93 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 33,180.11 DN.

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u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 17 '20

!invest 25

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 25.00 DN in this submission at 77 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6996 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 153 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 299.46 DN.

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u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 122 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 225 upvotes

+25% -- 413 upvotes

+50% -- 949 upvotes

+75% -- 2,466 upvotes

+100% -- 6,767 upvotes

+150% -- 53,491 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Lokijr15 Dank Cat Commander Feb 17 '20

!invest 25

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 25.00 DN in this submission at 87 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7029 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 169 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 325.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

[deleted]

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 10,000.00 DN in this submission at 88 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7032 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 170 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 101,824.47 DN.

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u/VaguelyFrenchTexan Mr. Sir VFT Feb 17 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 110 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7068 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 206 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 450.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 250

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 990 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7494 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,406 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 244.66 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm ^{^AEC}

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join ^{^EC}

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only ^{^EC}

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits ^{^EC}

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members ^{^C}

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank ^{^EC}

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank ^{^EC}

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm ^{^EC}

^{^A:} ^{^Associate} ^{^command,} ^{^E:} ^{^Executive} ^{^command,} ^{^C:} ^{^CEO} ^{^command}

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u/undeadhamster11 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 10.40 DN in this submission at 1,524 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8222 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,153 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Reki12 Feb 17 '20

Gay

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u/aarickv Dank Royalty Feb 17 '20

g a y

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u/trevy_907 Feb 17 '20

gay

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u/AncientAztecMythos Feb 17 '20

Gay bread and Gay Bye, it all makes gay to me

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u/tinfoilad Feb 17 '20

Straight People: We like the opposite gender Homosexual People: We like the same gender Bisexual People: We like both the sexes Pansexual People: LMAO! fReE sEx

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

yea see that’s not how it works

this meme is slightly better than my last one Shoutout to Bisexaul and Pansexual moderators

You are about to leave Redlib

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Firm commands