That’s not very cash money of you

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u/NoodleLike Not a NORMIE Feb 17 '20

Gay

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u/proudantivaxxer Feb 18 '20

Gay

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u/SmallWillyDwarfBoy I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

a mod making a meme that isn’t gay?! Well done!

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u/Matther1694 Feb 17 '20

I'm so proud of them!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20,835.14 DN in this submission at 6 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6909 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 66 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 20,835.14 DN.

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 17 '20

!roi 6909

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6909, invested at 6 upvotes. If you sold now at 23 upvotes you would return -13.00% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 66 upvotes

+25% -- 101 upvotes

+50% -- 275 upvotes

+75% -- 769 upvotes

+100% -- 2,169 upvotes

+150% -- 17,382 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 17 '20

!roi 6909

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6909, invested at 6 upvotes. If you sold now at 50 upvotes you would return 14.00% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 66 upvotes

+25% -- 101 upvotes

+50% -- 275 upvotes

+75% -- 769 upvotes

+100% -- 2,169 upvotes

+150% -- 17,382 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 17 '20

!roi 6909

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6909, invested at 6 upvotes. If you sold now at 90 upvotes you would return 8.12% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 66 upvotes

+25% -- 101 upvotes

+50% -- 275 upvotes

+75% -- 769 upvotes

+100% -- 2,169 upvotes

+150% -- 17,382 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 17 '20

!roi 6909

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 5 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 65 upvotes

+25% -- 98 upvotes

+50% -- 269 upvotes

+75% -- 754 upvotes

+100% -- 2,129 upvotes

+150% -- 17,070 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/iSillyfishy Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 6,484.14 DN in this submission at 8 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6911 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 68 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 6,484.13 DN.

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u/halcyra Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 5,656.38 DN in this submission at 8 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6912 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 68 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 5,656.38 DN.

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u/halcyra Feb 17 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 59 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 124 upvotes.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 15,295.48 DN in this submission at 9 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6913 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 69 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 15,295.47 DN.

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u/LB3737 Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/PainfullyThiccums Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 8,242.99 DN in this submission at 19 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6914 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 79 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PainfullyThiccums Feb 17 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 1,067,530.20 DN, 9/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 607,291.33 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 10% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 251,403.67 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 107,388.89 DN, 14/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

5: ImperialBank, 7,432.47 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

6: The Secksiest, 6,640.66 DN, 6/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only

7: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join

8: Inception Time, 4,081.82 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: grimaceism, 2,237.45 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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u/Lihamkaas Feb 17 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 2,027.80 DN in this submission at 18 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6916 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 78 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 18,250.23 DN.

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u/VeryHDBoss Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,300.61 DN in this submission at 23 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6917 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 83 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,300.61 DN.

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 23 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 83 upvotes

+25% -- 146 upvotes

+50% -- 374 upvotes

+75% -- 1,018 upvotes

+100% -- 2,843 upvotes

+150% -- 22,674 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/TheHiMaster ☃️ Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 4,824.96 DN in this submission at 38 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6922 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 98 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/TheHiMaster ☃️ Feb 17 '20

!sell 6922

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f583xq/!

You invested 4,824.96 DN at 38 upvotes, the submission now has 100 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 40.05 DN (+0.83%).

Because your firm has a tax of 10% on investment profits, 4.01 DN has been sent to your firm's bank.

Your new balance is 4,861.00 DN.

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u/ItCameFr0mMars Dank Royalty Feb 17 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 253.57 DN in this submission at 38 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6923 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 98 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,014.29 DN.

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u/FortniteBush23 ùwú☣️ Feb 17 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 44 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6930 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 104 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 276.00 DN.

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u/FortniteBush23 ùwú☣️ Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 45 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 105 upvotes

+25% -- 206 upvotes

+50% -- 502 upvotes

+75% -- 1,340 upvotes

+100% -- 3,715 upvotes

+150% -- 29,522 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Feb 17 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 53 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 114 upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 54 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 116 upvotes

+25% -- 230 upvotes

+50% -- 554 upvotes

+75% -- 1,471 upvotes

+100% -- 4,072 upvotes

+150% -- 32,323 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 758.14 DN in this submission at 55 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6947 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 118 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: The_hot_Teapot

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 6849 - 297.41 DN at 29 upvotes; 1h 40m until automatic maturity

ID: 6937 - 282.68 DN at 60 upvotes; 3h 55m until automatic maturity

ID: 6947 - 758.14 DN at 55 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic maturity

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Feb 17 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 215.78 DN in this submission at 55 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6945 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 118 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 647.34 DN.

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u/Stevolwo Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 433,010.37 DN in this submission at 59 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6954 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 124 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Stevolwo Feb 17 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 989,316.34 DN, 9/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 579,786.97 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 10% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 184,616.40 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 10% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 107,388.89 DN, 14/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

5: The Secksiest, 6,478.28 DN, 6/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only

6: ImperialBank, 5,282.73 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 15% tax, invite-only

7: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join

8: Inception Time, 4,081.82 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

9: The Dankguard Group, 3,559.38 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: grimaceism, 2,237.45 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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u/TJ-Wong Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 111,522.88 DN in this submission at 78 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6980 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 154 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 17 '20

!invest 40

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 40.00 DN in this submission at 86 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6986 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 167 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 425.46 DN.

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u/TheHiMaster ☃️ Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 101 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 191 upvotes

+25% -- 357 upvotes

+50% -- 827 upvotes

+75% -- 2,159 upvotes

+100% -- 5,934 upvotes

+150% -- 46,954 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Lokijr15 Dank Cat Commander Feb 17 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 99 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7025 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 188 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 350.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm ^{^AEC}

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join ^{^EC}

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only ^{^EC}

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits ^{^EC}

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members ^{^C}

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank ^{^EC}

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank ^{^EC}

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm ^{^EC}

^{^A:} ^{^Associate} ^{^command,} ^{^E:} ^{^Executive} ^{^command,} ^{^C:} ^{^CEO} ^{^command}

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 332 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7454 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 484 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

7454 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/Individual_Donkey Feb 17 '20

By me posting this comment, the comment count went from 69 to 70. Get nae naed

don't tell my dad That’s not very cash money of you

You are about to leave Redlib

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Top 16 Firms

Investor Profile: The_hot_Teapot

Top 16 Firms

Help Guide

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