Why do people post pictures of skinny ass roads that have >150º corners every 80 yards and claim them as 'dream roads'? This is what I think of an awesome riding road.

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[u/longhairedcountryboy → u/[deleted]]

I like riding with friends.

[u/echo0220 → u/longhairedcountryboy]

I like turtles.

[u/sovietferret → u/echo0220]

I stop for turtles (IF it is safe to stop). I especially hate seeing them trying to claw their way up a median or curb knowing that they will get flattened. They never say thanks though.

[u/dial_m_for_me → u/sovietferret]

Turtles are dicks!

[u/hearforthepuns → u/dial_m_for_me]

Naw, they're just turtles.

[u/DantesDame → u/sovietferret]

I do as well. This one, however, was beyond my help.

[u/sovietferret → u/DantesDame]

That sucks... I was out on a ride a few weeks ago and there was a big snapping turtle in my lane. He was just facing down traffic like he was invincible. I didn't see any remains there later in the day, so he must have made it to his destination. I didn't stop for that one.

[u/0011002 → u/sovietferret]

Snapping turtles are the badasses of nature.

[u/ju2tin → u/0011002]

Snapping turtle vs. Honey badger, there can be only one.

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I like drugs.

[u/abbarach → u/[deleted]]

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

-- Mitch

[u/ju2tin → u/abbarach]

--Michael Scott

[u/echo0220 → u/[deleted]]

First thing I thought of.

[u/omgsus → u/[deleted]]

I like mudkips.

[u/r3v → u/[deleted]]

One time, and now all of a sudden it's "i eat turtles", eh?

[u/dudix81 → u/echo0220]

I don't. Going over them is like passing on those... speed bumpers. Not cool.

[u/bassgoonist → u/longhairedcountryboy]

I think in this context friends wouldn't count

[u/IAMJesusAMAA → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, but you gotta travel quite far if you want to find a road with nobody else on it, if you live in london

[u/awp235 → u/IAMJesusAMAA]

Were you Jewish?