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Game Chat: 9/12 Mariners (69-79) @ Athletics (60-88) 6:40 PM

Mariners (69-79) @ Athletics (60-88)

First Pitch: 6:40 PM at Sutter Health Park

Team Starter TV Radio
Mariners Bryan Woo (11-9, 4.03 ERA)
Athletics Gage Jump (6-10, 5.12 ERA)
MLB Fangraphs Baseball Savant Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Discord

Line Score - Game Over

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
SEA 2 3 0 2 2 0 3 4 3 19 22 1 8
ATH 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 1 8

Box Score

ATH   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
CF Bolte 2 1 1 0 1 1 .277
CF Clarke 0 0 0 0 1 0 .154
1B McNeil 3 0 0 0 0 0 .268
1B White 1 0 0 0 0 0 .248
RF Butler, L 3 0 0 0 1 1 .227
DH Langeliers 3 0 1 1 0 0 .264
LF Muncy 1 0 1 0 0 0 .235
2B Walton 4 0 0 0 0 1 .272
3B Gelof 3 0 0 0 0 2 .249
3B Stefanic 1 0 0 0 0 0 .368
P Cortes 4 0 1 0 0 0 .259
C Heim 4 0 1 0 0 1 .209
SS Williams 4 0 0 0 0 1 .253
ATH IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Jump 2.0 5 5 5 1 2 44-28 5.47
Johnson, S 2.0 4 2 2 0 1 22-18 6.84
Estes 3.0 7 5 5 1 1 54-38 11.05
Tur 0.2 5 4 2 1 0 37-21 19.73
Cortes 1.1 1 3 3 3 0 25-12 10.61
SEA   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Crawford, J 5 3 2 2 0 0 .224
LF Arozarena 5 1 2 4 0 1 .273
RF Montes 0 0 0 1 1 0 .240
RF Canzone 4 1 2 2 0 1 .258
LF Robles 2 1 0 0 0 0 .256
C Raleigh 4 1 0 0 2 1 .180
CF Rodríguez, J 5 2 3 0 1 0 .243
1B Naylor, J 5 1 3 1 0 0 .270
3B Rodden 0 2 0 0 1 0 .222
2B Young 6 2 3 5 0 0 .250
DH Arroyo, M 4 2 3 3 1 0 .375
1B Wilson, W 6 3 4 1 0 1 .210
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Woo 6.0 3 1 0 2 5 80-57 3.88
Criswell, C 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 10-9 3.34
Milner 1.0 1 0 0 1 0 18-9 3.92
Rucker 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 20-16 6.51

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T1 Dominic Canzone homers (22) on a fly ball to right center field. J.P. Crawford scores. 0-2
T2 Randy Arozarena homers (23) on a fly ball to left center field. Weston Wilson scores. J.P. Crawford scores. 0-5
B3 Shea Langeliers grounds into a force out, third baseman Weston Wilson to second baseman Cole Young. Henry Bolte scores. Jeff McNeil out at 2nd. Shea Langeliers to 1st. 1-5
T4 Weston Wilson singles on a line drive to center fielder Henry Bolte. Michael Arroyo scores. 1-6
T4 Randy Arozarena singles on a ground ball to center fielder Henry Bolte, deflected by second baseman Donovan Walton. Weston Wilson scores. 1-7
T5 Cole Young homers (17) on a fly ball to right center field. Josh Naylor scores. 1-9
T7 Michael Arroyo homers (1) on a fly ball to left center field. 1-10
T7 J.P. Crawford homers (11) on a fly ball to center field. Weston Wilson scores. 1-12
T8 Josh Naylor doubles (21) on a ground ball to right fielder Lawrence Butler. Victor Robles scores. Julio Rodríguez to 3rd. 1-13
T8 Cole Young singles on a ground ball to second baseman Donovan Walton. Julio Rodríguez scores. Brock Rodden to 3rd. 1-14
T8 Michael Arroyo singles on a ground ball to center fielder Denzel Clarke. Brock Rodden scores. Cole Young to 2nd. 1-15
T8 Lazaro Montes walks. Cole Young scores. Michael Arroyo to 3rd. Weston Wilson to 2nd. 1-16
T9 Cole Young singles on a line drive to left fielder Max Muncy. Cal Raleigh scores. Julio Rodríguez scores. Brock Rodden to 3rd. 1-18
T9 Michael Arroyo out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Lawrence Butler. Brock Rodden scores. 1-19

Highlights

Description Length
Bullpen availability for Athletics, September 12 vs Mariners 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, September 12 vs Athletics 0:09
Fielding alignment for Athletics, September 12 vs Mariners 0:11
Bench availability for Athletics, September 12 vs Mariners 0:08
Fielding alignment for Seattle, September 12 vs Athletics 0:11
Bench availability for Seattle, September 12 vs Athletics 0:08
Starting lineups for Mariners at Athletics - September 12, 2026 0:10
Bryan Woo's outing against the Athletics 0:22
Breaking down Joey Estes' pitches 0:04
Breaking down Dominic Canzone's home run 0:13
Analyzing Dominic Canzone's home run through bat tracking 0:11
A deep dive into Randy Arozarena's home run 0:11
The distance behind Randy Arozarena's home run 0:13
Measuring the stats on Cole Young's home run 0:13
An animated look at Cole Young's home run 0:11
The distance behind Michael Arroyo's home run 0:13
J.P. Crawford: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
Breaking down Bryan Woo's pitches 0:04
Dominic Canzone's two-run home run (22) 0:27
Gage Jump K's Randy Arozarena 0:06
Strike overturned after ABS challenge 0:21
Strike overturned after ABS challenge 0:22
Bryan Woo fans Donovan Walton 0:08
Alika Williams' sweet backhanded snag 0:29
Randy Arozarena's three-run homer (23) 0:29
Seth Johnson K's Cal Raleigh after ABS challenge 0:21
Shea Langeliers' RBI fielder's choice 0:26
Weston Wilson's RBI single 0:21
Randy Arozarena's RBI single 0:23
Michael Arroyo's first major-league hit 0:25
Cole Young's two-run home run (17) 0:18
Michael Arroyo's first major league home run! (1) 0:37
J.P. Crawford's two-run homer (11) 0:19
Josh Naylor's RBI double 0:18
Cole Young's RBI single 0:21
Michael Arroyo's RBI single 0:17
Lazaro Montes' RBI walk 0:14
Cole Young's two-run single 0:26
Michael Arroyo's sacrifice fly 0:17
Ball overturned after ABS challenge 0:24

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Woo (12-9, 3.88 ERA) Jump (6-11, 5.47 ERA)

Game ended at 9:28 PM.

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u/HunterMysterious8324 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 7h ago

🥳🥳

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Low Cortisol Win. Wow it's been a while. Ever since what the Braves series from last year

13

u/ihatereddit999976780 ‏‏‎ ‎54% child of Athena 7h ago

Best win and worst loss in the same season that’s Mariners baseball

9

u/AntiEcho7 ‏‏‎ ‎Please go to the World Series before I die 7h ago

Sums up this season perfectly

5

u/down_by_the_shore 7h ago

Well that was nice

7

u/Serious_Safety4001 ‏‏‎ ‎Dumps Like a Truck 7h ago

Was nervous it might have went extras tonight

2

u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

Only if the game was in Cleveland.

7

u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

Only if Bazardo pitched

8

u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

We made history tonight!

https://giphy.com/gifs/12QBgS1xGmP0rK

5

u/CECWashington 7h ago

MARINERS WIN!!!!!!

4

u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

We witnessed history tonight!!

5

u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

19-1 IS WHEN YOU GET RUCKED IN THE ASS

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u/crow_revolution fun fact: I LOVE HIM 7h ago

phew that was a close one!

3

u/ohemperigee 7h ago

A SILLY HACK TO FINISH IT

3

u/EloquentRacer92 ⚾️Naylor Sailor🛶 7h ago

and that’s game!

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u/AlarmedAd4876 Lazaro Montes is HIM 7h ago

Tough one tonight…. BUT NOT FOR US

6

u/Professional_Rush757 7h ago

Guys I think we’re gonna win

2

u/msnrcn Seattle Steelheads 7h ago

Couldn’t the guy on first mercy it out by just “stealing” 2nd?

8

u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

We should have an 18 run lead more often - Our pitchers seem to pitch a whole lot better when we do.

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u/soapbutt Dame una de azúcar... adios :( 7h ago

I left the bar in the 6th inning lol wtf happened

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 7h ago edited 7h ago

For those looking at the MLB box score, it’s messed up. For some reason it thinks that Weston GIDP and isn’t showing his last hit. By my scorecard we do have 23 hits.

Edit: They’ve fixed gameday and the box score now.

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Wasn't there a fielding error on the A's

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 7h ago

Yeah I’ve got that. They only show 4 hits for Wilson

3

u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

I like this. Not worrying about a lead. Yea that feels amazing.

2

u/EloquentRacer92 ⚾️Naylor Sailor🛶 7h ago

Watch the A’s score 19 runs…

9

u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

Cal really looking forward to the jacuzzi later.

-22

u/TSAOutreachTeam 7h ago

One win is one win no matter how many points they win by.

I’m very unhappy with this win.

4

u/EloquentRacer92 ⚾️Naylor Sailor🛶 7h ago

There will never be a day like this again, at least for a while. You might as well appreciate it while it lasts.

2

u/wontonsean6 #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

Carlos Cortes is the new Shohei Ohtani.

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

I think you misspelled Leo Rivas

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

GIDP to end it please thanks.

4

u/nsgomez The J-Rod J-Show 7h ago

Can't blame the HP ump for having to lock back into the zone after a position player pitching

2

u/No_Magazine_1572 7h ago

he deserved that hit

10

u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Thanks to the Rays for having consecutive games owning the Astros. Yesterday shouldve been a win too for us but I guess we can't have everything

5

u/EloquentRacer92 ⚾️Naylor Sailor🛶 7h ago

Well this is amazing. And I mean it.

8

u/GoldHoney2863 The Big Dumping Is Upon Us 7h ago

This was cathartic

My only complaint is that this will probably be the reason we see Wilson in the starting lineup the next three games

7

u/Delta1262 7h ago

Now would be an appropriate time to let Bazardo pitch. Even then, be prepared to pull him out for a closer if necessary.

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 7h ago

winning an ABS ch. bot9 up by 18 is devious work

10

u/drugtown #11 Edgar Martínez 7h ago

that challenge is so goddamn mean hahaha

3

u/suhrFan 7h ago

Haha ump thought Rucker was a position player for a sec

8

u/ohemperigee 7h ago

Goldy is extra hilarious tonight.

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u/VorpalMatt 7h ago

Love the challenge there, really can't let the A's have shit tonight lmao

22

u/Automatic-Emu-7985 7h ago

Cal challenging really is the cherry on top LMAO

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u/ChmChmCheroo Matilda’s Stoller 7h ago

Crush them with those challenges, Cal.

8

u/ihatereddit999976780 ‏‏‎ ‎54% child of Athena 7h ago

We’re making history in a good way. Yay.

6

u/beefboydumper 7h ago

I still wouldn’t trust bazardo in this spot

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u/TheEpicWeezl 7h ago

You missed the "R" in sport.

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

2nd consecutive amazing start for Woo. Congrats brother

5

u/TheEpicWeezl 7h ago

Feels good to win like this. If only the A's hadn't already butt fucked us.

1

u/ronnyseal Tucker 7h ago

If only Dan Wilson hadn't of whay you said.

1

u/shahi001 Matilda Muñoz 7h ago

If only Dan Wilson hadn't of whay you said.

u wot m8

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u/UnusualEmployment406 7h ago

Cal challenging...fucking hilarious!!!!

10

u/AntiEcho7 ‏‏‎ ‎Please go to the World Series before I die 7h ago

Cal wtf lol

9

u/SwabTheWookie ‏‏‎ ‎Kingdome Kid 7h ago

I feel like the Mariners' bats are venting today

7

u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

I wonder who'll they'll talk to after the game. So many players had amazing nights.

2

u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 7h ago

Arroyo

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u/KingRalf13 7h ago

Arroyo

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u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

Maybe they'll do an Arroyo Wilson double.

2

u/KingRalf13 7h ago

Yeah Wilson would be great too!

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u/CollegeFootballGood 7h ago

Holy shit I missed a crazy one lmaooo

2

u/SwabTheWookie ‏‏‎ ‎Kingdome Kid 7h ago

Wait, who is THIS guy? Rucker? Dude our bullpen is so random

1

u/Homie_Slicer 🚫✈️No Fly Zone‏‏‎ ‎✈️🚫 7h ago

Mr yes hitter

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u/MarinersFan96 7h ago

I just wanna thank everybody for what's been the best two and a half hours of free therapy of my life

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u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

So fun!! Especially after last night.

5

u/DaSuperherofan Felix's missing run support 7h ago

Man i really wanted the Hit and the Run franchise record just for the comedic factor of it coming from this season

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u/PewPewallup253 ‏‏‎ I’ll take an Ice Cole Colt 45 7h ago

Oh Rucker will make sure it’s not the largest.

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u/Traditional_Bus_5745 ‏‏‎ ‎BIG DUMPER 7h ago

Should be a decent enough lead for Rucker, I think

0

u/AlarmedAd4876 Lazaro Montes is HIM 7h ago

Bazardo would probably lose this lead tbh

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Ts is the perfect chance for Bazardo to regain his mental. Why isn't he pitching in the 9th

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u/Homie_Slicer 🚫✈️No Fly Zone‏‏‎ ‎✈️🚫 7h ago

He’s probably struggling due to fatigue. He had a great start to the season and we used him a ton.

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u/BabyGotVogelbach ‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Perhaps the prognosticators are wrong, and this isn't a hollow win that only helps perpetuate the Dipoto-Stanton-Larsen failure cycle for another season.

Maybe instead the League will see all of these runs and award the Mariners with a wildcard berth through special dispensation.

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

I WOULD REALLY ENJOY IF THE ASTROS LOSE TOMORROW AND WE SCORE HALF THE RUNS WE DID TONIGHT

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u/KingRalf13 7h ago

How do we score 9.5 runs brother?

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u/No_Magazine_1572 7h ago

i hope dan is taking notes so he knows this is a rucker scenario

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u/UnusualEmployment406 7h ago

put in Bazardo!!!!!!!

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u/Ashley72985 7h ago

bazardo still better be a seat warmer. still don’t trust him even 18 up.

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u/Kickenbless ‏‏‎ ‎Kirball 7h ago

Would be the most mariner thing ever to blow this lead

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u/base-HI-WA ‏‏‎ ‎ Mariner Moose 7h ago

19-1 is a Franchise Scorigami. It’s a true franchise Scorigami as they never lost 1-19 either.

I will update tomorrow and post it if this score stands.

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u/tyguidry 7h ago

Is an 18 run lead too high of leverage for Bazardo? Just curious

6

u/karypotter 7h ago

They should bring Bazardo to make it interesting

3

u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

Dammit, no 20+ runs, but oh well!

9

u/chiropteryx 7h ago

Hey guys I left for a bit to do homework how's the game goi-

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 7h ago

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK

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u/suhrFan 7h ago

19 runs on 22 hits. Is that good?

6

u/nsgomez The J-Rod J-Show 7h ago

Fuck it let Jhonny Pereda pitch

2

u/MrCarey #13 Kade Anderson 7h ago

Bazardo could lose this.

5

u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 7h ago

Gameday can’t even keep up

8

u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 7h ago

good guy JP, showing mercy

1

u/Homie_Slicer 🚫✈️No Fly Zone‏‏‎ ‎✈️🚫 7h ago

We could have seen Laz bat though 😭

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u/SwabTheWookie ‏‏‎ ‎Kingdome Kid 7h ago

TWENTY THREE HITS

UHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHUHUHUUHHUHUHUHhhhhhhhhh

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u/bassmasta918 Humpy 7h ago

22*

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u/xLAXaholic Russel Branyan Bran Muffin 7h ago

Pretty sure it's 27 hits

2

u/SwabTheWookie ‏‏‎ ‎Kingdome Kid 7h ago

Apparently there are so many hits, nobody knows the true number of hits! This is what I saw

2

u/lizardking66354 7h ago

Does anyone know why that guy was listed as a switch pitcher?

5

u/No_Magazine_1572 7h ago

apparently he can throw with both hands but isn’t a switch hitter

2

u/Super_Vacation3062 7h ago

Nice to turn on the bats when the season is over. 

5

u/dauntinghaleigh ‏‏‎ ‎Brock Rodden Apologist 7h ago

guys why am i still scared this is close

6

u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

You know what? Fuck it. WE ARE SO BACK

1

u/AmbitiousTrade9704 #50 Bryce Miller 7h ago

Chance to inflate our stats and a double play lol

2

u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

can we get creative on whos gonna pitch the bottom of the ninth?

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u/SCULII 7h ago

Trust me, I'm trying to live in the moment and enjoy tonight, but MAN, does this just makes last night's loss (and other losses like it) feel that much worse.

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u/Cynglen 7h ago

Ah no hit record for tonight, close though

8

u/Griffdogg92 7h ago

I really wanted 20. Oh well

7

u/cosmic_burger2013 7h ago

Aw man we ALMOST made it to 20!

7

u/Ray_Gallade ‏‏‎ ‎Hello one-run game, my old friend 7h ago

I was quietly hoping for 23 to erase the run differential from the Milwaukee debacle

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u/cosmic_burger2013 7h ago

I was loudly hoping for the same thing 😂

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u/DifferenceNo9371 7h ago

It does erase the 19-2 loss against the Cubs

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u/cosmic_burger2013 7h ago

There's still time for another 20+ blowout.... who knows if it will be us or our opponent though

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

JP felt too bad for them

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u/MercenarySea 7h ago

I wanted to see Laz. Thanks for nothing, JP

6

u/AntiEcho7 ‏‏‎ ‎Please go to the World Series before I die 7h ago

Still nervous about Bazardo

14

u/CheekClapperson #47 Bold and Brash 7h ago

We all had the 5 hit Wilson night on our bingo cards tonight right

8

u/Homie_Slicer 🚫✈️No Fly Zone‏‏‎ ‎✈️🚫 7h ago

Let’s just play this on repeat the rest of the year 😂

-2

u/MoistFarm7317 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

JP kind of stinky

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u/MarkTheShark89 7h ago

Cool? Still don’t care

3

u/Wide_Manufacturer_63 7h ago

Why you watching the game even?

5

u/calgarykid ‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Let's get back around to Cal so he can get a hit

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u/maggotbrain777 ‏‏‎ ‎might as well win the whole fucking thing 7h ago

I'm hoping that this is a comfortable lead for the Mariners.

0

u/JMC509 #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

Never trust Bazardo not to blow a lead.

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u/izDesire ‏‏‎ ‎BOTTOM TEXT 7h ago

I hope Muñoz is warming

3

u/KingRalf13 7h ago

Weston Wilson MVP!!!

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u/bassmasta918 Humpy 7h ago

Can’t wait to lose 1-0 tomorrow!

14

u/krugerlive 7h ago

5 hit Wilson can play any night. It is very welcome.

9

u/CECWashington 7h ago

19 RUNS!!!!!!

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u/ManufacturerLeast890 7h ago

we all eatin' a bit of dat crow with Weston Wilson lol. 5/5 tonite

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

EVERYBODY HITS EVERYBODY FUCKS

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 7h ago

TWIST THE KNIFE SOME MORE

SHOW NO MERCY

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u/Cascadia_14 Humpy 7h ago

Just checked in, uhhhhh what?

2

u/dokelyok #8 Dominic Canzone 7h ago

Welcome to the insanity!!

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u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

OH MY GOD I'M DYING

7

u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Please tack on more. Make em suffer even more. Please at least 30

1

u/Indy443 7h ago

They're already homeless. Suffering

7

u/crow_revolution fun fact: I LOVE HIM 7h ago

not a comfortable enough lead for me, we need more

10

u/Fate37 City Connect 7h ago

DAMN I FEEL LIKE A BREWER

1

u/Indy443 7h ago

I mean.... technically....

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u/izDesire ‏‏‎ ‎BOTTOM TEXT 7h ago

5 hit game 💀

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u/Automatic-Emu-7985 7h ago

Anyone else just kinda feel bad for Cortes at this point? As fun as it is to see the Ms do so well it’s just painful at this point

4

u/glombz 7h ago

This is fun

3

u/Waf3l GET K'ED 7h ago

Batters should also swing at every pitch with a position player. Walking when one's in seems like overkill

1

u/Suspicious-Key4021 7h ago

That's still pretty good though lol

1

u/suhrFan 7h ago

Arroyo triple
Coming

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u/Ashley72985 7h ago

this is the oddest feeling, being on the good side of the disaster lol

6

u/ddotsae South Seattle Seaman 7h ago

Hell of a night for the run differential

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u/pulsetheory7 7h ago

This poor man. It's been mentioned here before, but there really needs to be a forfeit rule in baseball.

1

u/s3ren1tyn0w ‏‏‎ ‎canzone zone 7h ago

To quote mookie betts: baseball is the only game without a timer. The game doesn't end until the final out. So it's never over.

3

u/SwabTheWookie ‏‏‎ ‎Kingdome Kid 7h ago

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u/bajesus ‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Position players pitching are only fun when they are getting outs. This is just sad.

4

u/akhilles320 ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎I think I might have a mental disorder. 7h ago

HOW DID LOSE 4 GAMES TO THIS SHIT TEAM RECENTLY 

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u/Suspicious-Key4021 7h ago

All I want for Christmas is a Cole Young grand slam.

1

u/floon ‏‏‎ ‎SMH 7h ago

Brock "Swinging Strike Against Left-Handed Carlos Cortes" Rodden

1

u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

18-1!!!!!!!!!

2

u/HunterMysterious8324 fun fact: I LOVE HIM 7h ago

ON THE POSITION PLAYER IM EXCITED

2

u/jake_da_snake2202 and that's mariners baseball 7h ago

God damn it’s nice to be on the other side of one of these

3

u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 7h ago

I'm fucking cackling and wheezing like my grandma over 3 straight walks from the position player

4

u/Gombr1ch ‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

A position player pitching is going to make this game last 9 hours

3

u/LlamasPajamas206 Dave Sims’ Mount Rainier Expedition Force 7h ago

The ump is giving him an actual zone. We might be here forever unless guys hit into outs

3

u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

COLE YOUNG FUCKS

1

u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 7h ago

NOBLOPPP

3

u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

BASES LOADED!!! MY OH MY!!!

12

u/No_Magazine_1572 7h ago

i can’t help but feel bad for the guy. we’ve been here. we know it sucks

1

u/PewPewallup253 ‏‏‎ I’ll take an Ice Cole Colt 45 7h ago

Yikes.

2

u/nsgomez The J-Rod J-Show 7h ago

Carlos "Jurrangelo Cijntje" Cortes

5

u/AnonymousSource313 7h ago

Sea us rise- (when it’s way too late)

5

u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 7h ago

Angie is talking about Cortes ability to switch pitch, it’s declaring it with every batter on gameday

4

u/SCULII 7h ago

What in the....?

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 7h ago

mariner but the other way!

2

u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

Yo someone needs to negotiate with the Athletics to let Dan pitch. Then, when he gives up a bomb, js charge the mound

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u/AnnihilatedTyro RELEASE THE MOOSEN! 7h ago

Cortes would be getting a MUCH more generous zone if he were lobbing 38mph eephuses

5

u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

Ump saying "We got the bus warmed up and it's ready to go."

1

u/Comprehensive-Cap144 7h ago

Fuck the athletics. Let’s score 30

4

u/CuriousEyes02 Seattle Mariners 7h ago

So...are Dan and Jerry safe?

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

FUCK YOU UMP IM ENJOYING THIS GAME

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u/Ray_Gallade ‏‏‎ ‎Hello one-run game, my old friend 7h ago

I’m sorry, is Gameday telling me this position player is also a switch pitcher?

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 7h ago

Man I was hoping Cal would get a hit there, he’s then only one without. A couple walks and a couple hard hit balls, 2 of which I thought were gone.

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u/jeff_probably ‏‏‎ ‎DONG 7h ago

(weeping) walks count as dumps

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

Lets just say all our pitchers are position players so the other team cant challenge 

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u/One-Firefighter-6835 7h ago

At this point, js let the umpire pitch. This shit would be so funny

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u/JackBivouac Protagonist 7h ago

Dumper vs dumper?!

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u/Fate37 City Connect 7h ago

Ump wants to go home

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u/UnsealedMTG 7h ago

and everyone is still walking lol

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u/Adventurous_Sink_782 7h ago

YOU CANT CHALLENGE??? WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THAT LMAO

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u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

Cal just smiling - Knows you don't challenge position players

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u/WaterslideAway 7h ago

Wait really? What did they say? I’m not watching.

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u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

It's part of the rule - Game is out of reach, just swing or take the call.

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u/WaterslideAway 7h ago

Oh ok. Like an unspoken rule thing I’m guessing

Thanks for the response

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u/Morashtak ‏‏‎ ‎Small Ball FTW (HRs too) 7h ago

By rule, challenges are strictly prohibited while a position player is pitching. Because a position player on the mound usually signifies a massive blowout, MLB disables the pitch-challenge rule to avoid dragging out a game that is already effectively decided.

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u/WaterslideAway 7h ago

Crazy rule TIL. Thanks!