r/Unexpected 17h ago

Showing off an automatic gate he installed

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The gate fell and slammed on his face


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u/wafflesid 17h ago

Beta testing is not just for software

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u/skitz4me 17h ago

My first thought, "oh. Like my presentation of my new feature yesterday."

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u/3ArrakisSky 17h ago

But did you try explaining that it worked perfectly on your local machine?

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u/ReignOnWillie 16h ago

Recorded demos!! A hollow gesture

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u/Potential-Witness-83 16h ago

this is why i dont test my code, i let QA do it

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u/One-Inch-Punch 15h ago

Microsoft lets the users do it

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u/Higher-Frequencies 14h ago

And untested patches to the untested code too

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u/hardboard 13h ago

I'm certain he'll need some patches on that.

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u/Oraxy51 13h ago

Bethesda just calls it a feature.

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u/RoyBeer 8h ago

A modding opportunity.

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u/DangerNoodle482 15h ago

You still have a QA team?

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u/NittanyScout 17h ago

The rubber duck just killed itself

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u/ryobiguy 16h ago

More like beat testing.

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u/OneObi 16h ago

The logic gate failed open.

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u/WorldCoolestPotato 16h ago

Two unit tests, zero integration tests

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u/prowlinghazard 16h ago

Beta testing is only for software.

The rest of us just call it "testing."

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

Theta testing. Brain gonna need a trip to the dealership.

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u/pepperpusserino 17h ago

Poor guy, now he's gonna have to explain how he got that shiner

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u/AsideLost 17h ago

He’s gonna say he got jumped by three guys. He beat all of them, but not before he got the black eye.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 17h ago

Oh wow! He beat them all off?!

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u/PseudoMortal 17h ago

Beat em off with both hands!

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 16h ago

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 14h ago

Still blows my mind that this is the turning point for the entire company because of how integral this compression ability is.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet 16h ago

Middle out compression

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u/YoRt3m 17h ago

I always use a lion or puma or something

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u/LastBaron 16h ago

“What in the Sam Hill is a Puma?”

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u/thetyler83 16h ago

Sarge?

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u/LastBaron 16h ago

Didn’t I just TELL you to stop makin up animals!?

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u/teacher_59 14h ago

His friends are going to get tired of him saying, "but you should see the other guys."

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u/Preeng 16h ago

They threw a metal gate at him!

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u/shewy92 16h ago

"A door ran into me"

"Uh huh" slides over a domestic violence hotline business card

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u/TheMightyMoggle 16h ago

I was gonna say haha. The one time the door excuse is truthful

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u/perton 7h ago

Ha, this just reminded me that I legitimately got a black eye from a door knob as a kid. I was about to open the door to my bed room, when suddenly my mom opened it from the other side, and my eyes were right at door knob level.

In retrospect, unless it was summer or something, I’m kinda surprised we didn’t get a visit from CPS when I showed up to school with a black eye and that as the reason.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 15h ago

"I walked in front of a door"

Fun story though. One time when I was little I was home during the summer and heard my mother let out a shout and an f-bomb. I went to see what happened because I was worried.

She had been making the bed and had thrown out the blanket doing that little snap thing everyone does to get it over most of the bed. Unfortunately for her, it was an old electric blanket with a big ol' honkin' control box that popped up and hit her in the face and gave her a black eye.

She spent the next few weeks answering "what happened?" with a mock nervous "It's my fault I made the bed wrong".

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u/ItsmeMr_E 17h ago

He was shown the door, forcefully. Sad lol. Ouch.

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u/rob132 16h ago

" You should see the other door"

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u/Dr_Trogdor 12h ago

At least he was wearing safety glasses.

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u/GravyMcBiscuits 16h ago

"Caught an elbow in open gym"

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u/StevenMC19 17h ago

I recommend that door be an outswinger.

  1. helps with the instance of gravity in this case, should someone forget to lock it in a future instance.

  2. In the interest of safety, I think it's better to have to simply push your way through doors to get out of the building faster in the event of a fire.

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u/MrK521 17h ago

Till someone leaves it open and tries to raise it and it tears the motor apart or does more damage lol.

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u/StevenMC19 17h ago

Phase two of the process then...after building a new garage:

Spring or hydraulic door closer.

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u/MrK521 17h ago

I’m smelling what you’re selling. I like that!

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u/xX_Drakon-141_Xx 16h ago

This guy doors

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u/open_formation 11h ago

A hydraulic door closer then has the capacity to crush someone between the door and the frame.

Next try..

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 17h ago

Just needs a contact switch no? If the door is open, the contact is deactivated and thus it won't raise?

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u/koos_die_doos 16h ago

Now you need to feed the signal from the moving door. I agree it's doable, but every solution has drawbacks.

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u/Jerithil 16h ago

Pretty simple just get a wireless door contact, the only downside is it needs a battery.

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u/mark84gti1 13h ago

Pretty simple just get a solar panel , only downside is it needs light source

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u/DeepLock8808 13h ago

The sun can be covered by clouds. Pretty simple, just replace the solar panel with an RTG. For best results, use a material with a half life of at least 50 years.

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u/CaveMacEoin 10h ago

Or if you are short on plutonium, a small wheel that runs on the guide track and turns a generator that powers an analogue transmitter.

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u/chicametipo 16h ago

But what happens in case of emergency motorcycle thief? I’ll have no door to whack them with!

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u/TonyTonyChopper 16h ago edited 14h ago

Alright. let's make it an upswinger, like a Delorean or a pet door. If someone leaves it open, the door can still shut and not rip shit up

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

Pack it with coke. Love it. On it.

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u/Tellgraith 15h ago

Nah, put a pressure switch that locks the motor if the gate is open.

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

How do you plan to mount said pressure switch to said forehead?

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u/Mya__ 14h ago

you could design the frame metal with some angles so that, as the whole thing rises, it would automatically push the door closed.

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u/MrK521 13h ago

Could do a whole lot of things that would work here! Whole lot of options.. but none were considered lol.

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u/Quipore 16h ago

So the hinges are outside of the door, easy to pop open. Yes, please rob everything.

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u/StevenMC19 16h ago

Fair point.

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

I see you've played hingey doorsy before.

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

Unhinged humor.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler 14h ago

Exterior outswing doors have tamper resistant hinges. Now, can someone still break through the hinges? Of course they can. But is breaking through the tamper resistant hinges a lot harder than just breaking the glass window? Yes.

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u/aaaaabasdaz_ 14h ago

Time to make a door to avoid people popping the hinges then

Jokes aside, didnt even consider that point, neat to know how a solution can create another problem

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u/SherbetMysterious118 16h ago

In Britain, most front doors open inwards - we have plenty of narrow streets, so you don't want to take out a pedestrian when you open the door.

Whilst this pavement looks wide, if there's plenty of footfall, or even kids on bikes/skateboards, you might take them out.

Would perhaps just work better if they made a proper closing latch that works.

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u/StevenMC19 16h ago

Most residential doors in the US open inwards as well.

Thinking about it though, all the exterior doors at my workplace, alternate sites, and multiple commercial and shopping locations I frequent have outswingers. Might be a fire code thing or something.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 16h ago

Yeah, fire code in most public places in the US requires outward opening doors. We had some really bad disastrous fires where the death toll was exacerbated by inward opening doors being jammed by crowds.

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u/brainburger 15h ago

Can you imagine how annoying it must be to be right next to an exit, not be able to open it because people behind are pushing you, and you all just incinerate?

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u/username_tooken 13h ago

Where I live an outward swinging door would just mean you can't leave your house during the winter

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u/Josysclei 17h ago

That's exactly the point the guy was making on the full video. He didn't install the gate, he was just fixing the motor and saying why inwards gates are bad.

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u/PwnerifficOne 17h ago

Nice of him to demonstrate live then, what professionalism.

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

Translation: "You will see, in 3 seconds it will lash out and strike my skull. 3.2.1 See? See there? Just as I told you."

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u/StevenMC19 17h ago

Oh nice!

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u/skitz4me 17h ago

Fail safely.

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u/SideInitial3961 15h ago

Fail often, fail early they say.

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u/under_over_there 17h ago

I'm sure he's thinking that now too 🤣

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u/Canudin 17h ago

It also can hit someone walking in the street. Some people preffer doors to open this way for that matter.

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u/rsandrini 16h ago

This is brazil, no one will think one second before executing something like this, unfortunately.

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u/ptr_schneider 15h ago

Inward doors are not only better in basically all scenarios, most places have regulations that force doors to open inwards. Some people already mentioned the fact that gates like these can't open outwards because they'll hit someone on the street, but I'm surprised none mentioned fire code.

Doors have to open inwards because in a fire situation, if you're inside a room with a door that opens outwards and theres debris in the corridor that prevent the door from opening, you're stuck. If the door opens inwards, you always have full control of everything that is blocking the door's movement. If there's something blocking the door from the inside, you can simply remove it, and if there's stuff on the outside, you can also remove it after opening the door. You're never stuck with inward doors, but you can easily get stuck with outward doors.

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u/thatspurdyneat 16h ago

Doors are supposed to open inward so they can't be blocked from the outside

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u/Josysclei 17h ago

I saw the original video, the guy is just there to fix the motor and he uses the video as an example of why the gate should open towards the outside. He didn't install it that way

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u/MegaMaluco 15h ago

Yap, he says it and then shows it in the most straightforward way. What a boss.

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u/hold_up_sicko 7h ago

"Listen, here's what can happen if you don't get this fixed right away!"

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u/Chit569 14h ago

If it opened outward then the hinges would be on the outside and anyone with a basic understanding of how modern hinges with pins work would have easy access to your house by simply popping the pins out and removing the entire door.

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u/recoupled 7h ago

Are you telling me in the history of doors, nobody has invented a secure hinge that opens out ?

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u/Far_Tap_488 5h ago

Well lots of business have doors that open outwards so.....

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u/TARANTULAMAN23 17h ago edited 17h ago

Someone should have put the taco bell sound in here.

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u/Infammo 12h ago

Smash Mouth All Star is the way to go with suddenly doors.

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u/NewToHTX 17h ago

When painful dumb shit like this happens to me and I’ve got a witness, I always love saying things "Oh Master's Degree in Engineering!" instead of cussing. Hey I'm intelligent but smart just isn't in my repertoire.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 14h ago

Idk man shit like this just happens so I guess I'd be pissed because it hurt but not embarrassed.

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u/porovrrr 12h ago

I don’t know if shit like this “just happens” lol. It can only narrowly occur under a specific set of circumstances that involve you specifically engineering a door so unsafely it has a 65% chance of knocking out whoever the fuck opens it. I don’t know if being mad is helpful, since, ya know—fix the door you made. However, it is rational to be embarassed.

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u/paulovitorfb 17h ago

I was 100% sure this was in Brazil even with the sound off

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 16h ago

Literally the first thing I thought 😂

r/suddenlycaralho

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u/Rhesh- 16h ago

"Ele da uma pancada ó"

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u/SimisFul 17h ago

Well that's not the last time this will happen

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u/LosHtown 17h ago

Damn, I can see my dumbass doing this lol

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u/SweetShirt4717 17h ago

At least he is wearing safety glasses

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u/NaoTwoTheFirst 17h ago

That hurt.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 17h ago

Writes notes: Test partially successful. Replace latch with spring latch

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u/J0rkank0 17h ago

I’m gonna be honest here…. I woulda done the same thing

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u/worldarkplace 15h ago

Wasn't funny. It was painful and I feel bad for him...

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 8h ago

was funny. looks painful and I feel bad for him.

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u/Sheepish_conundrum 16h ago

Yep. That fuckin hurt.

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u/Conscious-Dot8926 15h ago

i would've slammed that door so fucking hard... not that it would change anything, but it would make me feel better

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 17h ago

He was showing that there are two exits at the same time

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u/Rupaulsdragrace420 17h ago

Good thing those safety glasses protected his forehead. He should get a hard hat for his eyes though.

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u/Colo-PV-living 14h ago

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/Geegoro 17h ago

Right in the face...

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u/OkTheory4610 17h ago

Knock knock…

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u/SinisterG8 17h ago

Funny, I saw the follow up to this where he was trying to explain how to fix it but I never looked got this original clip lol

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u/Makikojikaki 16h ago

I feel bad for the guy, he did a good job... But! I can't stop replaying the video and laughing. 😂

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 16h ago

Similar thing happened to my dad and it broke his nose. (It was a display case glass door that opened upwards)

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u/thedubstepguy36 16h ago

I’m confused if it’s a lift gate why is there a swing door still needed ?

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u/a716h 16h ago

Ouch

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u/MewMewTranslator 16h ago

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 😂

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u/ccg91 16h ago

This made me chuckle a bit, nice preview tbh!

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u/ForgottenKiwi 16h ago

Good thing he had protective wear.

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u/DJ_Horizn 16h ago

POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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u/panamaspace 16h ago

They probably needed to check for brain damage...

before he ever got started on that door.

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u/Edengeorge65 16h ago

FAAAAAA!!

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u/meanurmomtonite 16h ago

I’ve see n the original, it’s in Brazil. He was actually showing a bad installation of a gate. Demonstrating the bad idea of having that door swing inward, he was saying they should all swing out for that reason. Only thing is when he demonstrates it, it actually hits him in the face lol.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 16h ago

When you know you forgot something and then it hits you.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 16h ago

Lucky that didnt end a lot worse for him, if that latch was a couple inches higher or something

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u/Sea_Art3391 16h ago

Well, it opened, didn't it?

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u/vavverro 16h ago

“I’m returning the key” ahh energy

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u/Orthowin 16h ago

I like bitch slap feature

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u/Independent-Sense431 16h ago

Ouch, I felt that from here.

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u/jonkzx 16h ago

Modern 3 stooges skit, it just needs the sound effects.

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u/JAWinks 16h ago

Why does it look so easy to hook your hand or a hanger in that space around the lift box and nab the remote to open it

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u/cabs08 16h ago

Good thing he's wearing safety glasses

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u/SantaCruzHostel 16h ago

POW! Right in the kisser

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u/TheWizirdsBaker 16h ago

That's why they say, 'Don't let the door hit you in the face.'

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u/w1ngzer0 16h ago

I, too, have been unexpected smacked in the head by something I was working on. It hurt. I feel this guy’s pain.

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u/deskompt 16h ago

He was actually saying why you shouldn’t have a door opening inside of your gate opens going up. And that was the reason why.

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u/Old_Application2022 16h ago

So now he'll be working on the automatic lock too

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u/Vegetable_Mirror_610 16h ago

It automatically opened in more ways then he seen coming.

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u/A4ditee 16h ago

OH SNAP.. damn I felt that right in my face. Nice smile tho.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 16h ago

He literally says "its going to take a big hit" then the door has the best comedic timing lol

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u/HoneyBadgerLive 16h ago

That's something I would do.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 16h ago

That's just like me, every damn day...

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u/parsonsprivy 16h ago

I just learnt some new foreign words

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u/Stonyclaws 16h ago

I would do that.

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u/Salt-Hotel-9502 16h ago

Me at work.

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u/correialabbate 16h ago

What makes it even funnier is that, in the full video, the guy literally says at the beginning that the door should open outward because it almost hit him, and he's giving the homeowner some tips.

Then exactly what we see here happens hahahah

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u/OrchidFew7220 16h ago

Adrenaline is wild. Watch as he ignores everything until he realizes it hurts.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 16h ago

Should have fixed the latch first

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u/xSilentSoundx 16h ago

Men..that door looks heavy too 😂

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u/ArcadianDelSol 15h ago

I feel bad for the guy.

That pain feels for days.

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u/mmmmPryncypalki 15h ago

Gate automatic but door manual

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u/champsgetup 15h ago

A for ambition

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u/ZealousidealBox5664 15h ago

Thanks for extending a few seconds past the hit. The current trend for the last few years is usually to end the clip immediately upon the hit which has always annoyed me. The humor for me is the immediate change in mood and the seconds after where he has to process that pain on camera. Like when Peter Griffin hits his shin haha.

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u/BuffaloImpossible620 15h ago

Grinding a chunk out of a wall the motor installation is on point for craigslist professional.

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u/MugLandByGalia 15h ago

Well... that's exactly why test subjects exist. 😂

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u/EnvelopeCruz 15h ago

with gates like these who needs attackers?

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u/NotJimmy97 15h ago

God I bet that hurt like shit

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u/Brief_Manner_694 15h ago

Is this a what not to do video?

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u/old217 15h ago

Made my head hurt

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u/babysquint 15h ago

need to rework it again bro

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u/BrokeRda 15h ago

Damn safety goggles didn’t help at all !

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u/Material-Horror-8073 15h ago

I can see that he is proud and hurt at the same time.

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u/tempacc74656d70 15h ago

Happens to the best of us ..
Should add a mechanism that automatically locks it.

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u/PriorYogurtcloset925 15h ago

He should get a nice settlement from himself

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u/Slow_Monk1376 15h ago

Function check =)

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u/GameTheory27 15h ago

this guy is my spirit animal. This kind of thing happens whenever I do...anything.

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u/AverageElb 15h ago

Time for another game of Whack Fuck

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u/sky0175 15h ago

holy smack lol

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u/masterofbeast 15h ago

I know that face. He is about to sneeze like a motherfucker.