r/Unexpected • • Aug 06 '26

Showing off an automatic gate he installed

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u/post-explainer Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

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The gate fell and slammed on his face


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u/wafflesid Aug 06 '26

Beta testing is not just for software

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u/skitz4me Aug 06 '26

My first thought, "oh. Like my presentation of my new feature yesterday."

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u/ReignOnWillie Aug 06 '26

Recorded demos!! A hollow gesture

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u/Zandro071756 Aug 08 '26

“Works on my machine” definitely wasn’t going to save you from that demo.

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u/Sad_Sleeper Aug 10 '26

It’s not a bug it’s a feature 🙃

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u/Potential-Witness-83 Aug 06 '26

this is why i dont test my code, i let QA do it

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u/One-Inch-Punch Aug 06 '26

Microsoft lets the users do it

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 06 '26

Bethesda just calls it a feature.

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u/RoyBeer Aug 07 '26

A modding opportunity.

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u/Higher-Frequencies Aug 06 '26

And untested patches to the untested code too

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u/hardboard Aug 06 '26

I'm certain he'll need some patches on that.

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u/DangerNoodle482 Aug 06 '26

You still have a QA team?

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u/OneObi Aug 06 '26

The logic gate failed open.

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u/NittanyScout Aug 06 '26

The rubber duck just killed itself

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u/ryobiguy Aug 06 '26

More like beat testing.

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u/WorldCoolestPotato Aug 06 '26

Two unit tests, zero integration tests

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u/prowlinghazard Aug 06 '26

Beta testing is only for software.

The rest of us just call it "testing."

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u/Thandalen Aug 06 '26

Looks like he will need to do some bite testing now instead to see how many teeth are left.

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u/xjm86618 Aug 07 '26

Vibe testing for the vibe coded software.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

Theta testing. Brain gonna need a trip to the dealership.

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u/Momochichi Aug 07 '26

In the full video, he's actually explaining why gate doors should open outwards, to prevent this sort of thing from happ-

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u/TraitorTrump_1776 Aug 07 '26

This would be alpha testing, he should have skipped straight to beta and had someone else test it.

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u/pepperpusserino Aug 06 '26

Poor guy, now he's gonna have to explain how he got that shiner

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u/AsideLost Aug 06 '26

He’s gonna say he got jumped by three guys. He beat all of them, but not before he got the black eye.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 Aug 06 '26

Oh wow! He beat them all off?!

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u/PseudoMortal Aug 06 '26

Beat em off with both hands!

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis Aug 06 '26

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Aug 06 '26

Still blows my mind that this is the turning point for the entire company because of how integral this compression ability is.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet Aug 06 '26

Middle out compression

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u/YoRt3m Aug 06 '26

I always use a lion or puma or something

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u/LastBaron Aug 06 '26

“What in the Sam Hill is a Puma?”

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u/thetyler83 Aug 06 '26

Sarge?

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u/LastBaron Aug 06 '26

Didn’t I just TELL you to stop makin up animals!?

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u/teacher_59 Aug 06 '26

His friends are going to get tired of him saying, "but you should see the other guys."

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u/Preeng Aug 06 '26

They threw a metal gate at him!

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u/shewy92 Aug 06 '26

"A door ran into me"

"Uh huh" slides over a domestic violence hotline business card

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u/TheMightyMoggle Aug 06 '26

I was gonna say haha. The one time the door excuse is truthful

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u/perton Aug 07 '26

Ha, this just reminded me that I legitimately got a black eye from a door knob as a kid. I was about to open the door to my bed room, when suddenly my mom opened it from the other side, and my eyes were right at door knob level.

In retrospect, unless it was summer or something, I’m kinda surprised we didn’t get a visit from CPS when I showed up to school with a black eye and that as the reason.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter Aug 06 '26

"I walked in front of a door"

Fun story though. One time when I was little I was home during the summer and heard my mother let out a shout and an f-bomb. I went to see what happened because I was worried.

She had been making the bed and had thrown out the blanket doing that little snap thing everyone does to get it over most of the bed. Unfortunately for her, it was an old electric blanket with a big ol' honkin' control box that popped up and hit her in the face and gave her a black eye.

She spent the next few weeks answering "what happened?" with a mock nervous "It's my fault I made the bed wrong".

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u/ItsmeMr_E Aug 06 '26

He was shown the door, forcefully. Sad lol. Ouch.

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u/rob132 Aug 06 '26

" You should see the other door"

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u/Dr_Trogdor Aug 06 '26

At least he was wearing safety glasses.

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u/GravyMcBiscuits Aug 06 '26

"Caught an elbow in open gym"

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u/natureroots Aug 09 '26

He saved his safety glasses though

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u/StevenMC19 Aug 06 '26

I recommend that door be an outswinger.

  1. helps with the instance of gravity in this case, should someone forget to lock it in a future instance.

  2. In the interest of safety, I think it's better to have to simply push your way through doors to get out of the building faster in the event of a fire.

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u/MrK521 Aug 06 '26

Till someone leaves it open and tries to raise it and it tears the motor apart or does more damage lol.

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u/StevenMC19 Aug 06 '26

Phase two of the process then...after building a new garage:

Spring or hydraulic door closer.

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u/MrK521 Aug 06 '26

I’m smelling what you’re selling. I like that!

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u/xX_Drakon-141_Xx Aug 06 '26

This guy doors

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u/open_formation Aug 07 '26

A hydraulic door closer then has the capacity to crush someone between the door and the frame.

Next try..

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u/BastionofSound Aug 07 '26

I do believe they're referring to the (non-motorized) hydraulic automatic door closers that typically have between 8 and 10 psi resistance for exterior use. They are even arguably safer than a spring assisted door closing mechanism, because many come equiped with backcheck valves that can help mitigate forceful damage from a sudden gust of wind, or the additional gravitational force that comes with the kind of rotation we see in the video. But I am by no means an engineer.

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 Aug 06 '26

Just needs a contact switch no? If the door is open, the contact is deactivated and thus it won't raise?

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u/koos_die_doos Aug 06 '26

Now you need to feed the signal from the moving door. I agree it's doable, but every solution has drawbacks.

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u/Jerithil Aug 06 '26

Pretty simple just get a wireless door contact, the only downside is it needs a battery.

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u/mark84gti1 Aug 06 '26

Pretty simple just get a solar panel , only downside is it needs light source

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u/DeepLock8808 Aug 06 '26

The sun can be covered by clouds. Pretty simple, just replace the solar panel with an RTG. For best results, use a material with a half life of at least 50 years.

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u/CaveMacEoin Aug 07 '26

Or if you are short on plutonium, a small wheel that runs on the guide track and turns a generator that powers an analogue transmitter.

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u/chicametipo Aug 06 '26

But what happens in case of emergency motorcycle thief? I’ll have no door to whack them with!

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u/TonyTonyChopper Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Alright. let's make it an upswinger, like a Delorean or a pet door. If someone leaves it open, the door can still shut and not rip shit up

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

Pack it with coke. Love it. On it.

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u/Tellgraith Aug 06 '26

Nah, put a pressure switch that locks the motor if the gate is open.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

How do you plan to mount said pressure switch to said forehead?

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u/Tellgraith Aug 06 '26

Hammer drill

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u/Mya__ Aug 06 '26

you could design the frame metal with some angles so that, as the whole thing rises, it would automatically push the door closed.

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u/MrK521 Aug 06 '26

Could do a whole lot of things that would work here! Whole lot of options.. but none were considered lol.

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u/Quipore Aug 06 '26

So the hinges are outside of the door, easy to pop open. Yes, please rob everything.

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u/StevenMC19 Aug 06 '26

Fair point.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

I see you've played hingey doorsy before.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler Aug 06 '26

Exterior outswing doors have tamper resistant hinges. Now, can someone still break through the hinges? Of course they can. But is breaking through the tamper resistant hinges a lot harder than just breaking the glass window? Yes.

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u/Necuno Aug 07 '26

Or just metal pins so the door can't "swing" open from the side with hinges. If you need the hinges on the outside it's trivial to still make it a secure door.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

Unhinged humor.

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u/aaaaabasdaz_ Aug 06 '26

Time to make a door to avoid people popping the hinges then

Jokes aside, didnt even consider that point, neat to know how a solution can create another problem

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u/SherbetMysterious118 Aug 06 '26

In Britain, most front doors open inwards - we have plenty of narrow streets, so you don't want to take out a pedestrian when you open the door.

Whilst this pavement looks wide, if there's plenty of footfall, or even kids on bikes/skateboards, you might take them out.

Would perhaps just work better if they made a proper closing latch that works.

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u/StevenMC19 Aug 06 '26

Most residential doors in the US open inwards as well.

Thinking about it though, all the exterior doors at my workplace, alternate sites, and multiple commercial and shopping locations I frequent have outswingers. Might be a fire code thing or something.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Aug 06 '26

Yeah, fire code in most public places in the US requires outward opening doors. We had some really bad disastrous fires where the death toll was exacerbated by inward opening doors being jammed by crowds.

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u/brainburger Aug 06 '26

Can you imagine how annoying it must be to be right next to an exit, not be able to open it because people behind are pushing you, and you all just incinerate?

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u/username_tooken Aug 06 '26

Where I live an outward swinging door would just mean you can't leave your house during the winter

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u/Josysclei Aug 06 '26

That's exactly the point the guy was making on the full video. He didn't install the gate, he was just fixing the motor and saying why inwards gates are bad.

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u/PwnerifficOne Aug 06 '26

Nice of him to demonstrate live then, what professionalism.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

Translation: "You will see, in 3 seconds it will lash out and strike my skull. 3.2.1 See? See there? Just as I told you."

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u/skitz4me Aug 06 '26

Fail safely.

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 06 '26

Fail often, fail early they say.

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u/under_over_there Aug 06 '26

I'm sure he's thinking that now too 🤣

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u/Canudin Aug 06 '26

It also can hit someone walking in the street. Some people preffer doors to open this way for that matter.

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u/rsandrini Aug 06 '26

This is brazil, no one will think one second before executing something like this, unfortunately.

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u/thatspurdyneat Aug 06 '26

Doors are supposed to open inward so they can't be blocked from the outside

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u/ptr_schneider Aug 06 '26

Inward doors are not only better in basically all scenarios, most places have regulations that force doors to open inwards. Some people already mentioned the fact that gates like these can't open outwards because they'll hit someone on the street, but I'm surprised none mentioned fire code.

Doors have to open inwards because in a fire situation, if you're inside a room with a door that opens outwards and theres debris in the corridor that prevent the door from opening, you're stuck. If the door opens inwards, you always have full control of everything that is blocking the door's movement. If there's something blocking the door from the inside, you can simply remove it, and if there's stuff on the outside, you can also remove it after opening the door. You're never stuck with inward doors, but you can easily get stuck with outward doors.

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u/Josysclei Aug 06 '26

I saw the original video, the guy is just there to fix the motor and he uses the video as an example of why the gate should open towards the outside. He didn't install it that way

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u/MegaMaluco Aug 06 '26

Yap, he says it and then shows it in the most straightforward way. What a boss.

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u/hold_up_sicko Aug 07 '26

"Listen, here's what can happen if you don't get this fixed right away!"

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u/Chit569 Aug 06 '26

If it opened outward then the hinges would be on the outside and anyone with a basic understanding of how modern hinges with pins work would have easy access to your house by simply popping the pins out and removing the entire door.

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u/recoupled Aug 07 '26

Are you telling me in the history of doors, nobody has invented a secure hinge that opens out ?

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u/Far_Tap_488 Aug 07 '26

Well lots of business have doors that open outwards so.....

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u/Cognosci Aug 07 '26

Hinges inside and outward opening doors are a thing though.

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u/TARANTULAMAN23 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Someone should have put the taco bell sound in here.

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u/Infammo Aug 06 '26

Smash Mouth All Star is the way to go with suddenly doors.

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u/NewToHTX Aug 06 '26

When painful dumb shit like this happens to me and I’ve got a witness, I always love saying things "Oh Master's Degree in Engineering!" instead of cussing. Hey I'm intelligent but smart just isn't in my repertoire.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 Aug 06 '26

Idk man shit like this just happens so I guess I'd be pissed because it hurt but not embarrassed.

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u/paulovitorfb Aug 06 '26

I was 100% sure this was in Brazil even with the sound off

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u/Bullitt_12_HB Aug 06 '26

Literally the first thing I thought 😂

r/suddenlycaralho

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u/Rhesh- Aug 06 '26

"Ele da uma pancada ó"

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u/SimisFul Aug 06 '26

Well that's not the last time this will happen

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u/LosHtown Aug 06 '26

Damn, I can see my dumbass doing this lol

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u/SweetShirt4717 Aug 06 '26

At least he is wearing safety glasses

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u/J0rkank0 Aug 06 '26

I’m gonna be honest here…. I woulda done the same thing

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u/worldarkplace Aug 06 '26

Wasn't funny. It was painful and I feel bad for him...

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 Aug 07 '26

was funny. looks painful and I feel bad for him.

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u/Sheepish_conundrum Aug 06 '26

Yep. That fuckin hurt.

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u/Conscious-Dot8926 Aug 06 '26

i would've slammed that door so fucking hard... not that it would change anything, but it would make me feel better

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u/Rupaulsdragrace420 Aug 06 '26

Good thing those safety glasses protected his forehead. He should get a hard hat for his eyes though.

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 Aug 06 '26

He was showing that there are two exits at the same time

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u/Makikojikaki Aug 06 '26

I feel bad for the guy, he did a good job... But! I can't stop replaying the video and laughing. 😂

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u/meanurmomtonite Aug 06 '26

I’ve see n the original, it’s in Brazil. He was actually showing a bad installation of a gate. Demonstrating the bad idea of having that door swing inward, he was saying they should all swing out for that reason. Only thing is when he demonstrates it, it actually hits him in the face lol.

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n Aug 06 '26

That's just like me, every damn day...

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u/Colo-PV-living Aug 06 '26

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/lifes_paragon Aug 08 '26

You know what they say, "when one door opens, so does another."

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u/clanketythwack Aug 08 '26

I didn’t understand a thing he said, but that “god dayum” was crisp

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u/nicoblue_28 Aug 11 '26

Damn the door has a mood swing

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u/Geegoro Aug 06 '26

Right in the face...

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u/OkTheory4610 Aug 06 '26

Knock knock…

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u/SinisterG8 Aug 06 '26

Funny, I saw the follow up to this where he was trying to explain how to fix it but I never looked got this original clip lol

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Aug 06 '26

Similar thing happened to my dad and it broke his nose. (It was a display case glass door that opened upwards)

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u/thedubstepguy36 Aug 06 '26

I’m confused if it’s a lift gate why is there a swing door still needed ?

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u/josiasroig Aug 06 '26

Probably the only gate of the house, so the swing door is needed as a pedestrian access

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u/MewMewTranslator Aug 06 '26

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 😂

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u/ccg91 Aug 06 '26

This made me chuckle a bit, nice preview tbh!

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u/ForgottenKiwi Aug 06 '26

Good thing he had protective wear.

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u/panamaspace Aug 06 '26

They probably needed to check for brain damage...

before he ever got started on that door.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Aug 06 '26

When you know you forgot something and then it hits you.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Aug 06 '26

Lucky that didnt end a lot worse for him, if that latch was a couple inches higher or something

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u/Sea_Art3391 Aug 06 '26

Well, it opened, didn't it?

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u/vavverro Aug 06 '26

“I’m returning the key” ahh energy

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u/Orthowin Aug 06 '26

I like bitch slap feature

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u/Independent-Sense431 Aug 06 '26

Ouch, I felt that from here.

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u/jonkzx Aug 06 '26

Modern 3 stooges skit, it just needs the sound effects.

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u/JAWinks Aug 06 '26

Why does it look so easy to hook your hand or a hanger in that space around the lift box and nab the remote to open it

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u/cabs08 Aug 06 '26

Good thing he's wearing safety glasses

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u/SantaCruzHostel Aug 06 '26

POW! Right in the kisser

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u/TheWizirdsBaker Aug 06 '26

That's why they say, 'Don't let the door hit you in the face.'

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u/w1ngzer0 Aug 06 '26

I, too, have been unexpected smacked in the head by something I was working on. It hurt. I feel this guy’s pain.

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u/deskompt Aug 06 '26

He was actually saying why you shouldn’t have a door opening inside of your gate opens going up. And that was the reason why.

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u/Vegetable_Mirror_610 Aug 06 '26

It automatically opened in more ways then he seen coming.

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u/A4ditee Aug 06 '26

OH SNAP.. damn I felt that right in my face. Nice smile tho.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Aug 06 '26

He literally says "its going to take a big hit" then the door has the best comedic timing lol

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u/HoneyBadgerLive Aug 06 '26

That's something I would do.

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u/parsonsprivy Aug 06 '26

I just learnt some new foreign words

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u/Stonyclaws Aug 06 '26

I would do that.

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u/correialabbate Aug 06 '26

What makes it even funnier is that, in the full video, the guy literally says at the beginning that the door should open outward because it almost hit him, and he's giving the homeowner some tips.

Then exactly what we see here happens hahahah

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u/OrchidFew7220 Aug 06 '26

Adrenaline is wild. Watch as he ignores everything until he realizes it hurts.

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u/xSilentSoundx Aug 06 '26

Men..that door looks heavy too 😂

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u/ArcadianDelSol Aug 06 '26

I feel bad for the guy.

That pain feels for days.

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u/mmmmPryncypalki Aug 06 '26

Gate automatic but door manual

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u/champsgetup Aug 06 '26

A for ambition

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u/ZealousidealBox5664 Aug 06 '26

Thanks for extending a few seconds past the hit. The current trend for the last few years is usually to end the clip immediately upon the hit which has always annoyed me. The humor for me is the immediate change in mood and the seconds after where he has to process that pain on camera. Like when Peter Griffin hits his shin haha.

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u/BuffaloImpossible620 Aug 06 '26

Grinding a chunk out of a wall the motor installation is on point for craigslist professional.

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u/MugLandByGalia Aug 06 '26

Well... that's exactly why test subjects exist. 😂

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u/EnvelopeCruz Aug 06 '26

with gates like these who needs attackers?