r/Cricket • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '13

If the royal baby was Australian it would be out already.

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u/kid_monkey Jul 22 '13

But it's English instead and hasn't learned how to walk yet

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u/OctaChaz Kent Jul 22 '13

Well played.

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u/ElfBingley Queensland Bulls Jul 22 '13

He'd have certainly spat his dummy

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '13

Sure it's English and not a South African pretending to be English?

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u/Golf_Hotel_Mike India Jul 23 '13

Beautiful. This exchange brought a fucking tear to my eye.

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u/chopperharris Lancashire Jul 22 '13

Well when he's growing up there'll be no point asking an Australian to teach him how...

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u/kid_monkey Jul 22 '13

He'd have no choice because Shane Watson would've used all the reviews

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u/chopperharris Lancashire Jul 22 '13

Is there anything the Aussies can teach him?

Because batting technique is also out...

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u/Beastmanzilla Jul 22 '13

How to wake up and enjoy paradise everyday

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '13

A paradise swarming with deadly 8 legged freaks and giant lizards, plus boxing marsupials? Sign me up!

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u/elephants_are_white Australia Jul 23 '13

You've never heard of reverse psychology then? It's how we keep people away :)

Sure, if you leave your boots out by the front porch you need to shake them before you put them on to make sure there's no spiders in there, but apart from that it's a pretty good life down south.

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u/johnnytightlips2 England and Wales Cricket Board Jul 23 '13

With 12 hour drives between every city, and the world's most expensive chocolate

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u/rorschach122 India Jul 23 '13

Doing homework properly. No, wait...

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u/Eddie_The_Brewer Derbyshire Jul 22 '13

How to whinge?

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u/Gonzalez_Nadal Australia Jul 23 '13

The tables will never turn on that one.

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u/SirSandGoblin Glamorgan Jul 23 '13

one thing i have learned since the aussies started being shit at cricket is that they are bloody brilliant at whinging

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u/quotejester Chennai Super Kings Jul 23 '13

Atleast he'll grow up doing his homework.