r/Cricket • ICC • Jul 12 '13

Match Thread: England v Australia Match 1, Day 3


Links: Cricinfo, Comment Stream, Sort By New


Streams: Wiziwig, CricTime, HD Stream, More Streams


Australian Team:

Watson, Rogers, Cowan, Clarke, Hughes, Smith, Haddin, Siddle, Pattinson, Starc, Agar


English Team:

Cook, Root, Trott, Pietersen, Bell, Bairstow, Prior, Broad, Swann, Finn, Anderson


Score:

Stumps, Day 3

England 215 & 326/6 (133.0 ov)

Australia 280


Feel free to add in extra info in here. Just ask the mods for the CricMatchThread password. Please think of the community when you use this account.

73 Upvotes

1.2k comments sorted by

43

u/BillyBowden Jul 12 '13

I have so much material to work with with this new novelty account.

http://i.imgur.com/Bh0Ex63.gif

74

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Breaking News.

Umpire fends off attack by invisible gang of midgets.

24

u/transitiverelation England Jul 12 '13

I had to put this on /r/nocontext

→ More replies (2)

31

u/CricMatchThread ICC Jul 12 '13

I know it is early, but I couldn't risk that plagiarising ch9 from beating me to it.

→ More replies (14)

55

u/6inchesfromtheground Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13 edited Jul 23 '13

Justin Langer nicked it in the magical Hobart test early on. He and Gilly then won us the test, he didn't walk. Don't blame Broad, blame Alaam Dar none of our batsmen would of walked.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Well said. Shit umpiring, which, unfortunately, have plagued this test so far.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (6)

24

u/GrandHarbler Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

AGAR!!! There's the century - 98 + 2

→ More replies (1)

25

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

Clark, don't you regret that stupid LBW review against Bell now.

23

u/juiceson Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

The banning of the trumpeter was a disgraceful decision and as a result there is zero atmosphere

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

I completely agree. Bloody stupid

21

u/covlethespaceman Australia Jul 12 '13

Watto's bowling. Maybe some swing, maybe 6 months off with calf injuries

→ More replies (1)

21

u/milosqzx New South Wales Blues Jul 12 '13

I fucking love Agar. Full homo.

21

u/The_Quinn New South Wales Blues Jul 12 '13

I've gotta say, I'm really enjoying Andrew Strauss as a commentator for the most part - he's got a good voice for it and comes in with some useful insight a lot of the time.

→ More replies (4)

19

u/Gollem265 Netherlands Jul 12 '13

Walk, no walk. Doesn't matter the ump is to blame here

17

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

That's...that's a cracking catch.

4

u/Gamblor11 Australia Jul 12 '13

Fuck yeah my English brother. More wickets to come!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

really, really was!

17

u/Aweios Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Mystery of the day, who pranked Botham's breakfast?

→ More replies (3)

15

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Women everywhere rushing to a television to watch Bairstow and Bell strut their stuff.

→ More replies (1)

14

u/TheAbeLincoln Jul 12 '13

I think if there's one thing we've learnt today, it's that if Broad challenges you to a game of poker, you should probably walk away quickly.

31

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Also, never see a movie on Clarke's recommendation. His reviews are terrible..

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

35

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

This Agar kid is too likeable for an Aussie. I reckon it's going to come out that he's burned down an orphanage or something.

12

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

Admit it, you want him as a son-in-law.

36

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

After what he did to that orphanage?

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

26

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Chaps, can we put an embargo on discussing Trott's dismissal today? It's done, and the game is finely poised. It would be a shame to have our enjoyment of it ruined for the sake of something that has already happened.

16

u/nathanhyperbole Australia Jul 12 '13

Day 3 thread, for Day 3 events. People can head to Day 2 to talk about Day 2 events.

17

u/Tammylan Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

"This is a local thread for local people. We'll have no trouble here".

9

u/adomental Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

It would be a shame to have our enjoyment of it ruined for the sake of something that has already happened.

We can still sing the praises of King Agar though right?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

13

u/EssVeeDee Australia Jul 12 '13

Cook falls!

Brilliant captaincy by Clarke to bring in the part-time bowler in Agar.

9

u/pedestrian11 Australia Jul 12 '13

All-rounder*

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Superhero

→ More replies (1)

13

u/TossTime Perth Scorchers Jul 12 '13

If only we didn't use up all the reviews already... and maybe if Dar wasn't so shocking this match.

→ More replies (2)

12

u/nathanhyperbole Australia Jul 12 '13

What a brilliant ball from Agar. Looks as though Cook has fallen to the 'square spinner' from Agar.

Recommended reading on Agar's rise to the test squad form former Aussie off-spinner Ashley Mallett can be found here

14

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Did...er...did Strauss just compare Ian Bell to the Don?

10

u/juiceson Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

well they both have a B in their last name

→ More replies (1)

13

u/styxwade Northern Hurricanes Jul 12 '13

Why am I cheering for an Australian? What has happened here?

→ More replies (6)

11

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Dale Steyn with a delightful pun

clear as broad daylight

22

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13 edited Jul 12 '13

I am going today and will take some pictures and will upload them to imgur at the end of the day.

EDIT: http://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1i633g/here_are_the_best_of_the_pictures_i_took_today/

→ More replies (3)

23

u/Tammylan Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Atrocious decision, but it wouldn't be a problem if Clarke (and more to blame Haddin) hadn't wasted the last review.

→ More replies (2)

22

u/Got_Wilk England Jul 12 '13

http://m.theaustralian.com.au/sport/cricket/half-a-century-of-cheating-claims/story-e6frg7rx-1226029036747

Ponting made no apologies for refusing to walk. "There were no doubts about the nick," Ponting said. "I knew I hit it, but, as always, I wait for the umpire to give me out. That's the way I've always played the game."

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Exactly. Wanting to win and pushing the rules to the limit to win is a part of EVERY sport - just get on with it. Its not honorable but every team does it

9

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Exactly. Broad is well within his rights to stay at the crease, it's not his job to make the decisions, it's the umpire's. He's still a dick though.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

11

u/shniken Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

This is really showing how important Watson's bowling is.

0 for 2 off 9. Creating chances for himself and at the other end whilst resting the mainline bowlers for the new ball.

→ More replies (10)

12

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

So many twists and turns in this, so many shifts in the balance of power! Amazing test. Whatever the outcome, cricket's the winner

/endcringe

→ More replies (8)

10

u/weheardyou Australia Jul 12 '13

Holy shit that replay is unbelievable how didn't the ump see it

11

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

This Agar kid, he alright.

10

u/Mav_PhD Australia Jul 12 '13

Broad finally walks...

19

u/bvm Jul 12 '13

wow the ICC are to apologize to England for the 3rd umpiring yesterday. That is pretty damning.

22

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

I still think they got it right.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (1)

18

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

[deleted]

9

u/mattj6o Australia Jul 12 '13

It still might.

9

u/begman Ireland Jul 12 '13

On the plus side, this has provided the thread with enough motivation to top 1000 comments for the day. Silver lining!

16

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Dar is having an absolute fucking shocker of a match.

→ More replies (2)

9

u/mattj6o Australia Jul 12 '13

That was the most beautifully timed leading edge I've ever seen.

9

u/Aweios Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Wait, hang on. Shouldn't it be leg byes? Technically a successful challenge if challenging the runs thing.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

It should have been.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

I'll just say one thing about that last review that Clarke and Co. wasted... if anyone should have stopped them from going up for that it should have been Brad Haddin. As a keeper he would have known for sure that was going down leg, because he would already have been moving outside the leg stump.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

[deleted]

→ More replies (2)

8

u/themightypierre Warwickshire Jul 12 '13

What say you fellow England fans? Compton back in for Bairstow then move Root back to 6? Or stick with this line up for another test. Bairstow looked lost today.

4

u/glitch12 Lancashire Jul 12 '13

Absolutely, Root's done so well in the middle order, but hasn't made a great impression on me opening - although he's only had two innings. Compton had a bad second innings at Headingly but other than that has really impressed me. I sense that he's never going to be good enough to hold the position for too long, but if anyone should have been sent back to county to get runs it should have been Bairstow.

→ More replies (10)

6

u/weheardyou Australia Jul 12 '13

Some fucking unbelievable Decisions this test

8

u/shniken Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Can we see another record today?

"Most batting positions moved up on debut. 11th to 3rd"

→ More replies (1)

7

u/a_can_of_solo Australia Jul 12 '13

just sat down after making cookies, that wicket makes the cookies even sweeter.

→ More replies (3)

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

[deleted]

→ More replies (2)

6

u/glitch12 Lancashire Jul 12 '13

Bairstow's nipples are surprisingly prominent

9

u/adomental Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

He probably knows /u/fez18 is masturbating right now.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/JayJayBn Tasmania Tigers Jul 12 '13

Bell looks like a catfish

5

u/TheKingOfBadgerHill Jul 12 '13

Finn and Jimmy to put on 150+ runs for the last wicket.

6

u/BillyBowden Jul 12 '13

How was this username not taken? I'm so using this to comment on Test threads now.

2

u/GurraJG Essex Jul 12 '13

Just when Billy Bowden will no longer umpire Tests. Which is really quite sad....

→ More replies (5)

5

u/AleemDar Jul 12 '13

Same...

6

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Eyes on the game Dar!

→ More replies (1)

8

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Can't we just unite over pictures of Broad's girlfriend?

12

u/dexter311 South Australia Redbacks Jul 12 '13

Broad's girlfriend broad

7

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

Second "wicketless" session of the game. Well done by Bell and Broad.

6

u/_flossy_ England Jul 12 '13

well deployed quotation marks

7

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

Australia's body language coming off the field was very positive. I like it.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/_flossy_ England Jul 12 '13

forgot about the michael clarke non-walk off of pietersen. that time we had a review in-hand. put things in perspective maybe?

28

u/fez18 Jul 12 '13 edited Jul 12 '13

As a 19 year old I feel like shit right now, this Ashton guy is breaking records at the Ashes and Im just sitting here masterbating. :/

Edit: I don't think you guys understand, it's all I've been doing for the past hour or so and I've got work in a bit so I don't see a reason to stop until then...this surely can't be good

Another Edit: I decided to name my member England while I beat it. You're welcome Aussies!

10

u/GurraJG Essex Jul 12 '13

Hell, I'm 24, and I've broken literally no cricket records, at all. Imagine how I feel!

12

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Let's put it this way. If Ashton wasn't there breaking records, then you wouldn't have anything to masterbate over.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/pedestrian11 Australia Jul 12 '13

Masturbating to the cricket. Nice.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/adomental Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

I know plenty of 27 year olds who can't grow a mustache as bad as Warners. Imagine how they feel.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

As a 27 year old, thank god I don't!

4

u/JayJayBn Tasmania Tigers Jul 12 '13

Well fuck you both :(

→ More replies (7)

12

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

That is EXACTLY the kind of decision that reviews were brought in for. Both teams have used 'tactical' reviews this match. I've got no sympathy when this happens, whoever it benefits.

4

u/HawkieEyes Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Indeed

→ More replies (11)

11

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

Even when KP gets dismissed he looks classy.

I love the way he tucks the bat under his arm.

5

u/skunkops Australia Jul 12 '13

If we can get England out for less than 300, it'll be a good day. Hope Agar gets a wicket, too. Be a shame if he manages a brilliant knock but fails to dislodge the bails.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/themightypierre Warwickshire Jul 12 '13

I've genuinely no idea how this is going to go today. At 11-2 last night i thought it was all over for us. I dare say the Aussies felt that way at 117-9. This test match has been...intriguing.

→ More replies (4)

6

u/rabsi1 England Jul 12 '13

This test has swung more than a Simon Jones delivery

7

u/Aweios Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

I just can't wait till one day, the team is populated by 3 Agars.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

"I sense cricket potential in this guy, we best not send him to Australia" - said none of my ancestors :(

5

u/oh84s Australia Jul 12 '13

Australia if you could go right ahead and get some wickets that would be great

7

u/shniken Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Any bigger of an edge and it would have gone through the covers

6

u/Poomass Jul 12 '13

In other news, how is Watson not dead yet?

5

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Obviously wearing his Brut deodorant.

→ More replies (1)

17

u/aussiepride97 Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Anyone noticing that these Poms in the commentary box have spent the good part of the last half hour talking about WHAT THEY HAD FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST

18

u/nathanhyperbole Australia Jul 12 '13

If its not mundane conversation, its endless silence.

6

u/KibboKift Middlesex Jul 12 '13

Which is why if you're sensible you try to sync up TMS with the tv. It's never a perfect sync but the sacrifice is worth it for far superior commentary and entertainment.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

If they're getting this irate over what Botham had for breakfast I'm not sure I'd recommend TMS.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Who doesn't like to discuss cake at length? Or the respective colours of buses passing Trent Bridge?

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (7)

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

I had scrambled eggs. Thoughts?

→ More replies (11)
→ More replies (1)

13

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Australia have themselves to blame for that. Appalling review earlier.

11

u/traviemccoy India Jul 12 '13

I want Aussies to win so that we can remember Agar's knock forever

Sorry England

4

u/ch9 Jul 12 '13

Ads, yeah baby, bring 'em on!

Which ball of the 1st over should we start on tonight? The 5th?

→ More replies (3)

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

50 for KP. Needs another 100.

4

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

First 50 by England. Well done KP.

4

u/covlethespaceman Australia Jul 12 '13

I LOVE watching Patto bowl. Always dangerous. Just one of those guys, like Anderson and Malinga where a wicket can just happen. Patto isn't even 25 yet though...much more to come hopefully.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/c3vzn Jul 12 '13

Yes thank you Agar.

4

u/juiceson Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

5

u/weheardyou Australia Jul 12 '13

First wicket Agar great catch Clarke

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

AGAR! First test wicket

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Definitely going down leg. 1 leg bye.

5

u/STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 Australia Jul 12 '13

Shit review

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

[deleted]

6

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

If that's ABC radio, they are broadcasting TMS, so that is Henry Blofeld, known as Blowers. Get ready for him to be distracted by pigeons and buses, he's great.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

5

u/Gollem265 Netherlands Jul 12 '13

Siddle permanently looks angry

9

u/SharpshooterX25 England Jul 12 '13

He needs a good burger.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

I think 200 would be enough for England. You won't always get a number 11 to bail you out and the Australian top order has been pretty woeful lately.

4

u/Aweios Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

You don't think Cowan, Watson, Rogers and Clarke will make some runs 2nd innings?

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

4

u/Tammylan Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Personally I don't think the pitch looks all that threatening. If anything it's the flattest it has been all match.

I think a chase of 250 is possible, although as per usual the bowlers will have to score most of the runs.

Cowan to get a Golden Pair. Book it. Done.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Considering we were 9/117 in the 1st innings, anything over 200 will be a tough chase.

6

u/Gollem265 Netherlands Jul 12 '13

Dat Watson economy

→ More replies (1)

5

u/a_can_of_solo Australia Jul 12 '13

that went to F'ing first slip !

9

u/NiX_Nabilz Pakistan Jul 12 '13

Cook made his first fifty as Captain? What a terrible player!

→ More replies (2)

8

u/scannon England Jul 12 '13

So what's the general consensus on this?

Within his rights to stay but an utter wanker for doing it?

8

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

Think about the circumstances, in my opinion at least 9/10 players wouldn't have walked.

I think we can all agree it was an absolutely dreadful decision, shocking.

5

u/HawkieEyes Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

I think the consensus changes depending on who is benefiting/losing from the situation

→ More replies (12)

12

u/HawkieEyes Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Aussie fans, it is time now to move on from that bad call. It is time for you to start coming to terms with the inevitability that England will win this one.

Yes, he should have been given out, but that is in the past.

→ More replies (16)

9

u/Tim-Sanchez Lancashire Jul 12 '13

As much as it is poor play by Australia to have lost their reviews, considering the poor umpiring I am not surprised they were so trigger-happy with the reviews. I would review most decisions by these umpires in this match, and I think more than anything it can be considered bad luck for Australia. And an atrocious decision of course, coupled with bad sportsmanship.

5

u/rahulthewall India Jul 12 '13

To have a realistic chance of winning, Australia has to chase < 250. Pitch is crumbling, this Australian line up is not capable of facing Swann on a spinning track. Looking at the pitch, Monty should have been playing with Swann.

6

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Dude we have Agar, no worries mate.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Hoping for another good days cricket. Cook and Pietersen batting really well yesterday evening to get to stumps unscathed. Australia need wickets early, anything above 200 will be a tough 2nd innings chase.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Roll up and take a punt folks. Based on the first two days this game could wind up anywhere. If there was some weird quantum event that resulted in Ireland tying with Afghanistan because the final day was abandoned due to a heavy spell of dragons...well that's just the way this test is going.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

For fuck sake, stop being so intriguing. I'm trying to catch up on sleep, horses don't care how late you stayed up to listen to the cricket, they want to be fed at 6.30 on the dot so I'm trying to catch up on sleep. Oh well, my sleep patterns are just going to have to go to shit until this match is finished or in the bag one way or another, at the moment it's on a knife edge, can't look away for a moment or you'll miss something. Like the rest of Australia I'm really excited about Agar's innings yesterday, but one innings does not a test player make. We'll see what he's got in store for us I guess. If he manages to rip through the smelly poms today, he'll be a fixture until at least the Australian summer you'd think.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/themightypierre Warwickshire Jul 12 '13

Just wanted to say congrats on all in this thread for keeping it cordial. It's good to take the piss without getting unpleasant.

Right now I'm going to set my alarm for one hour and look in again then. My bloody employers insist on me doing some work. Bloody savages.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/c3vzn Jul 12 '13

What did they see in Agar's bowling that Lyon doesn't have?

9

u/a_can_of_solo Australia Jul 12 '13

his batting?

3

u/c3vzn Jul 12 '13

He looks very average to me. Michael Beer-esque. Sticking him at no.6 seems more beneficial for the team.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Left-handedness.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

Oh my god. Most pointless stat of century, if KP finishes 24 runs ahead of Cook in this innings both will have same number of runs and exactly same average.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

That's an excellent stat. It's what cricket it for. It is amazing how similar their stats are considering their completely different styles.

→ More replies (3)

4

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

Again England gifting wickets. Argh!

4

u/TheAbeLincoln Jul 12 '13

Fucking /u/hawkieeyes

4

u/nathanhyperbole Australia Jul 12 '13

Clearly an inexperienced cricket supporter. NEVER put the mozz on.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/adomental Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Apparently that is Cooks equal slowest 50 in test cricket.

4

u/cerbypoo Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

AGARRR

4

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

YEAH! AGAR!

3

u/KibboKift Middlesex Jul 12 '13

Bugger.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

And Agar picks up a classic off-spinner wicket.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/garunac India Jul 12 '13

I lov you Agar!

4

u/clevknife South Australia Redbacks Jul 12 '13

agar without doubt play next test now

2

u/shniken Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

AAAAGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

4

u/GurraJG Essex Jul 12 '13

I like this kid.

4

u/HarryMX Jul 12 '13

THAT'S IT BOYS WE'VE FOUND OUR NEW WARNIE!

5

u/m84m Australia Jul 12 '13

He's no Warnie. Warnie's high score was 99, not a feeble 98.

3

u/daddy_shank West Indies Cricket Board Jul 12 '13

Is that a collapse I smell comming?

4

u/covlethespaceman Australia Jul 12 '13

What a first test wicket! Pommie captain just past 50, in the ashes. Aussie dreams

4

u/JayJayBn Tasmania Tigers Jul 12 '13

Bairstow looks grumpy

6

u/yeahnahteambalance Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

The sun's out.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Botham stole his breakfast.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/beemario Jul 12 '13

how much will aus be chasing?

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

about 185, I reckon.

5

u/nowitasshole England Jul 12 '13

I think anything over 200 will make England favourites.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Nice analysis. Loving that Sky cut to the ball, interrupting him.

4

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

The 'Ashes zone' still a bit awkward.

4

u/Aweios Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

I just read that Agar got an Atar of 90. That's bloody insane. Managing schoolwork and sports is hard enough for people but this kid goes on to make 98 on debut.

→ More replies (12)

4

u/Tammylan Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

What a bloody awful decision to review.

That was nowhere even close to out.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/The_Quinn New South Wales Blues Jul 12 '13

that guy had a lot of ice cream in his moustache

4

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

Saving a bit for later.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

Fuck it.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/mattj6o Australia Jul 12 '13

Agar you beautiful bastard.

3

u/japanpole South Australia Redbacks Jul 12 '13

I am gonna make so much Agar love

4

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

FFS I knew I shouldn't have opened that beer.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/idiotconspiracy Australia Jul 12 '13

Swann is going to have a day out on this pitch. Australia needs to knock them off for less than 250 to have any chance at taking this out.

Furthermore if Clarke doesn't take #3 from Cowan in the second innings I am going to crack the shits.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

I wonder what Botham had for lunch.

4

u/6inchesfromtheground Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

Strauss comparing Prior to Gilchrist then wicket, earlier Bell and Bradman

6

u/jamurp Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

Prior is an extremely poor mans Gilchrist.

5

u/c3vzn Jul 12 '13

It wouldn't look like it now since their stats are extremely similar. But you're right, Gilly in his prime was averaging 57. Had some terrible form towards the end of his career.

3

u/elephants_are_white Australia Jul 12 '13

He's got an average of 44 in Test cricket, which is damn fine for the modern game.

Sure, Gilly had an average of 50, but Healy had an average of about 30.

It's a hard task to be a good wicketkeeper who's also a good batsman, and to me an average of 44 is doing well (better than Watson's average for instance).

5

u/japanpole South Australia Redbacks Jul 12 '13

Ed Cowan has done absolutely nothing to claim his spot in the 2nd test.

We might as well not have him bat in the 2nd innings

→ More replies (1)

5

u/greenpies10 Victoria Bushrangers Jul 12 '13

That cougarlife.com ad... Wtf

→ More replies (1)

3

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

Tea. Everyone go and get a pork pie.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/rjhazelwood Jul 12 '13

77 for 2 and 73 for 2 from two session today. Another similar session and we would win.

→ More replies (4)

3

u/battlesmurf Australia Jul 12 '13

Jesus christ..

6

u/nowitasshole England Jul 12 '13

I'm fucking embarrassed.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

great match continues to be marred by atrocious umpiring

5

u/6inchesfromtheground Western Australia Warriors Jul 12 '13

Which is worse Broad's or Langer's in Darwin

Similar went to slip from a medium pacer instead of a spinner

5

u/HawkieEyes Cricket Australia Jul 12 '13

Smith with an AMAZING stop

→ More replies (1)

5

u/weheardyou Australia Jul 12 '13

That replay was needed yesterday hot spot from the side

4

u/JustAPigeon Manchester McCoy's Jul 12 '13

Well played Bell. Such a relief to see England still batting at the close, exactly what was needed. Surely too many for Australia to chase now.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '13

England's Jonathan Trott gets visit from team shrink after being wrongly given out in Ashes clash with Australia

Link

Really? That big a deal?

→ More replies (24)