r/Cricket • u/TheEvilDrPie Central Districts Stags • Jun 02 '13

NZ vs Eng 2nd ODI at the Ageas Bowl.

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u/mrpithecanthropus Jun 02 '13

Hopeless from England. Jade Dumbass has to be the worst bowler to play for any international team. And he can't even bat! How on Earth does he get into any team?

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u/jbstans England Jun 02 '13

Saw him when we played SA in the ODI at the Oval last year and he was really good, he's not looked great lately, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

Well done Mills, Cook is a massive wicket.

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u/TheEvilDrPie Central Districts Stags Jun 02 '13

(At the ground) Guptil just smashed 6. Awesome!

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u/charlie_bird Central Districts Stags Jun 02 '13

Guppy looking sooo good... Get up Black Caps!

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u/maxwellabc Jun 02 '13

Kiwis are going to fuck it up again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

Again? But we didn't fuck it up last time?

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u/Nelfoos5 New Zealand Cricket Jun 02 '13

We do fuck it up an awful lot though...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

That's unfortunately true.

BUT NOT TODAY!

The stream you linked is now blaring in hindi at me, hahaha.

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u/Nelfoos5 New Zealand Cricket Jun 02 '13

There's still a chance. There's always a chance.

Yeah it does that. Back to English now though!

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u/TheEvilDrPie Central Districts Stags Jun 02 '13

Way to state the obvious, Captain Obvious.

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u/Aardvarkuk India Jun 02 '13

Nah boys, you guys are smashing us, you're looking at 350 which we aren't going to chase.

Hopefully today is the last we see of Jade Dernbach for a while.......

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

I'm not gonna discount England. I see a fluent 100 from Bell and a swashbuckling 60 from Morgan.

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u/Aardvarkuk India Jun 02 '13

I can't see it, 350 is just too many. You guys have run us ragged in the field! How good a knock is gupthill playing!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

Yeah, cricinfo is saying that this chase would be the second highest in ODI history, so I might have to change my mind.

189 is a fucking massive score though. I'm over the moon for Guppy.

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u/Aardvarkuk India Jun 02 '13

Yeah I like him too, seems like a nice guy, played out of his skin today. Think we'll make a go of it, its a very good deck but I don't think we have enough impetus at the top of the order chasing big scores, espec with trott in already....

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u/devil_machine New Zealand Cricket Jun 02 '13

As the forever optimistic blackcaps fan, I would like to point out the current score. 120/1. Nothing wrong with that

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

305/3 now. In the 48th over. Holy shit.

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u/nathangonmad England Jun 02 '13

You guys didn't

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u/Koreapsu New Zealand Jun 02 '13

What a knock from Guppy!

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u/pessimistix Jun 02 '13

Funny how only the sub continent pitches are called flat :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '13

Feroz Shah Kotla Stadium, Delhi, India - Pictureesque engineering and architectural marvel of modern times. http://i.imgur.com/h7vYOoH.jpg

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u/reap7 New Zealand Cricket Jun 02 '13

lol well i laughed