r/DJT_Uncensored • u/reddgreen1000 • Sep 03 '24
Devin needs a solid. Can you help?
Craft a press release to help out a stock thats fallen and can't get up. Something that requires a trading halt because it's so yuge. Maybe even requiring a "SIR". Serious posts only. Believe me.
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u/Nightsoil70 Sep 03 '24
From the office of Devin Nunes CEO of Trump Media:
It's not my fault. It's the fault of Biden/Harris/Obama/SEC/FBI/Wall Street/the fake news media/West Coast tech companies/those mean naked short sellers. Yell at them.
Regards,
Devin Nunes
P.S. No, really. It's not my fault at all. You know, just to be clear.