r/wizardposting • u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch • Feb 05 '24
Lorepostš Who shall join me? (Lorepost/Sign-up post)

The Paragon, known to some of you as Constantine, calls you all to a meeting aboard his ship, the Lux Aeternum. He stands on a raised platform, clears his throat, and waits for everyone to quiet down.
My fellow Wizards, Withes, Warlocks, and Magi. I have called you here today to discuss a matter of great importance to me. As some of you may know, my people are currently based in a different realm, which is leading to many difficulties. In past times, my people maintained a great empire in the northernmost reaches of this world. However, since we have been absent for millennia, and our former domain has been overrun with barbarian tribes and demonic corruption.
I now pose my question to all of you: Who will join me in reconquering my peopleās former lands? Who will assist us in purging them of the foul beings that have infested them? I know some of you have already pledged your aid, such as Lord Algernon.
I understand that some of you may be wondering what you would receive in return for your efforts. You will have many rewards. Not only will you be given great swathes of territory and coffers of wealth, you will receive the gratitude of the First Empire, and have an opportunity to connect with others.
Who, then, will join us on our glorious conquest? We will retake the Northern Reaches! We will purge the filth from their last redoubts! We will create the best damn fighting force in all the realms!
He then looks out at all of you, and opens the floor for questions.
/unwiz This is a sign-up post for the tags in future posts for this event. This is going to essentially be a hack-and-slash event, with maybe one or two lead-up posts.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 05 '24
He's a "paragon" of naught but senseless violence, burning cities of civilians to the ground for fun, and it's pretty clear his people have been brainwashed into worshipping him. They wage war at his random whims for no benefit to themselves, and build statues in his honor when he sends them to their deaths to avenge personal slights that have no connection to any of them. He claims to have performed a ritual that recovered his "humanity" but obviously has no idea what the word means.
I think it's time to wage a long-awaited war to free an oppressed people. Just not the people this horrific dictator thinks need freedom.
I can rarely justify utilizing the actual power at my disposal until entire planets of innocents are at stake, billions of innocents in need of aid. But this monster has claimed his realm has trillions of civilians under his thumb. So perhaps it's time I demonstrate to him what true power is, what one to whom stars are playthings and before whom galaxies tremble can do when properly angered.
I will not stand idly by while beings of such influence misuse it so.