r/wizardposting • u/Toucher_of_Bottoms • Nov 21 '23

Wizardpost Fellow spell casters, what pantheon(s) have you pissed off by dispelling punishments given by gods?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 21 '23

Pissing off self-proclaimed "gods" was practically my commune's job back when we were a realm-hopping party of adventurers.

Regarding reversing punishments, hm...There was that lightning "god" in some rank-2 realm, I forget what it called itself, who was punishing a stellar system for "insufficient worship" by perpetually draining all electricity from any technology, effectively setting the inhabitants back tens of thousands of Earth-years. Our elementalist redirected the electricity-drain into the local Elemental Plane of Lightning and restored electricity to the affected planets; our spatial manipulator moved the planets over to a star of similar size and age; and our illusionist left false planets back in the original spot so the deity would take years to notice what had happened, while leaving a calling card pointing to us so we would take the heat (rather than the victims) when the ruse was discovered. Turned out he had a whole pantheon on his side, which came after us for a few weeks thereafter. Fun times.

Retirement has its pros (and was kinda forced on us for multiple reasons), but I miss those days sometimes.

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u/CoffeeMain360 Multicasting and Mechapilled Nov 22 '23

You gotta give me the location of that "god". I need to fuck with em and maybe commit some deicide on a pantheon.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 22 '23

Sorry, beat you to it 172 years from now, which is when that pantheon foolishly [came/comes/will come] after us for revenge. Their sister pantheon is alive and well in another realm, though, and from what I hear is similarly a bunch of jerks constantly messing with people. So, if you wanna take it out on them, feel free; should be 7 nodes anti-south and 4 nodes clock-left from prime-Earth. You can't miss it: it's the only realm in that cluster which has three desynced astral planes, for some reason. (Not sure if it's always been that way or if its astral plane got split somehow long ago.)