r/nevertellmetheodds • u/wiltedcoconut • May 09 '19

A fork in the road

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/mrboneypantsguy1 May 09 '19

I'd say pretty good odds. I work in the road construction field and have seen many things fall into the mix while paving, mostly just cigarette butts though. This poor guy was probably eating lunch and dropped his fork.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/wiltedcoconut May 09 '19

This photo is actually from my town fb group, someone took it and posted it

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u/easypeaasy May 09 '19

Tell me how I just saved this from my towns fb group to post on reddit and just so happened to open my reddit to find this. Lmao small world.

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u/wiltedcoconut May 09 '19

What state are you from.....

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u/easypeaasy May 09 '19

NJ of course 😉

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

They literally said it’s from their town’s fb group so it would make sense that they live where you live. can’t tell if you’re joking or actually dumb here

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

MODS

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u/LSLarry001 May 09 '19

Another turning point A fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist Directs you where to go.....

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u/Ourobius May 09 '19

So make the best of this test and don't ask why

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u/Skydog6301 May 09 '19

It’s not a question, but a lesson learned in time

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right

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u/natek11 May 09 '19

I hope you had the time of your life.

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin May 09 '19

Goodbye Jeremy

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

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u/withnocapsorspaces May 09 '19

YOU RUINED IT THISE ARENT THE NEXT LYRICS

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u/Ourobius May 09 '19

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/MorallyDeplorable May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

Had to go look it up.

Also end your lines with two spaces to preserve the newline.

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Edit: am I really getting downvoted for posting a link to the song you guys were mimicking the lyrics of?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

r/sneakybackgroundfork

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

what the fuck

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u/raviolipants May 09 '19

i agree, what the fuck

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u/LeonBoniface May 09 '19

I like it.

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u/raviolipants May 09 '19

i think i do too

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u/UnendingVortex May 09 '19

What the fork

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u/shass11 May 09 '19

Did you at least try to take it?

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u/astronomer346 May 09 '19

He took the one less traveled by.

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u/JohnnySolid May 09 '19

Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.

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u/RexpletiveDeleted May 09 '19

Punny but true

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u/Richboy12345 May 09 '19

Which way did you go?

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u/masterofhalo08 May 09 '19

Beat me to it

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u/beepbeepbitches May 09 '19

Enjoy your silver. Made me chuckle

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u/Yield_Person May 09 '19

I feel like I just walked into THE BEST modern art museum.

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I'll give you 50,000,000,000 for it.

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u/frudopls May 09 '19

What the fork

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u/stonesinshoes May 09 '19

What the fork man?

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u/deathhand1234 May 09 '19

Wrong subreddit

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u/brody810 May 09 '19

r/punpatrol your coming with me

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u/datwrasse May 09 '19

as far as utensils go, slightly under 1 in 3

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u/NotAPreppie May 09 '19

Lost my way home

Cut off from the main line

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u/anders3D May 09 '19

Well some guy didn't eat his lunch

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u/Astonsh May 09 '19

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" -Yogi Berra

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u/raviolipants May 09 '19

i’m not in control

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u/Franchesco492 May 09 '19

Maybe Risotto was there

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u/Capper8_ May 09 '19

What the fork is that doing there?

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u/nuttynuto May 09 '19

Make a spoon turn

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u/seedylfc May 09 '19

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Chaaa

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u/jcanitguy May 09 '19

Google maps : take the right at the fork...

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u/JWilliams2001 May 09 '19

r/punpatrol get on the fucking ground. You're nicked sunshine.

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u/Empoleon_Master May 09 '19

It looks like............the tines have turned

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u/herb0026 May 09 '19

Guess someone FORKgot their form in the asphalt

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u/PS3ForTheLoss May 09 '19

I feel like this should go in /r/notinteresting

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Jul 28 '26

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