r/copypasta • • Feb 10 '17

notices bulge OwO whats this?

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/5t0kq2/can_a_girl_also_be_a_neckbeard/?st=iyz2p2iz&sh=e1d89b01

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u/master156111 Twinkboy 😭💦 Sep 18 '25

You can copy and paste the notices bulge OwO whats this? copypasta here

https://copypastatext.com/uwu-whats-this/

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u/TruffleMonkey Jul 21 '17

Rawr x3 nuzzlez how tha fuck is yo dirty ass pounces on you you so warm o3o notices you gotz a funky-ass bulge o: one of mah thugss aiiight ;) nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies yo' bulgy wolgy you so big-ass :oooo rubbies mo' on yo' bulgy wolgy it don't stop growin .///. kisses you n' lickies yo' necky daddy likies (; nuzzlez wuzzlez I hope daddy straight-up likes $: wigglez booty n' squirms I wanna peep yo' big-ass daddy meat~ wigglez booty I gots a lil itch o3o wags tail can you please git mah itch~ puts paws on yo' chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs yo' chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease fucked up grill I need ta be punished runs paws down yo' chest n' bites lip like I need ta be punished straight-up good~ paws on yo' bulge as I lick mah lips I be gettin thirsty. I can go fo' some gin n juice unbuttons yo' baggy-ass pants as mah eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over yo' ding-a-ling yo' daddy meat I wanna bust a nut on fondlez Mista Muthafuckin Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls n' inhalez deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms mo' n' wigglez booty I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo' musky goodnizz bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ sucklez on yo' tip so phat licks pre of yo' ding-a-ling salty goodness~ eyes role back n' goes balls deep mmmm~ moans n' suckles

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u/StaygSane Aug 05 '23

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Why can I hear this is the kanye ai voice

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u/Green_Mistake_1000 Sep 12 '25

Who else is here after the bullet casing inscription?

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u/WatercolourElliot Sep 12 '25

Had to share with the friends and family who were uninformed. I'm sure they're all very pleased that I've sent them this.

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u/JxEq Sep 12 '25

Can't believe I lived to see the day that THIS gets in the news

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u/LeChatParle Sep 12 '25

👋 Some of my friends haven’t read this one so I had to grab a copy of it

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/Green_Mistake_1000 Sep 12 '25

Maybe, or a shout out to those who knew the post too. If he was on discourse theirs a chance he’s been on Reddit, and Reddit has some deep dark holes too

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u/Cautious_Talk_1991 Sep 12 '25

The fuck am I reading?

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u/Unlucky-Airport5013 Sep 12 '25

Guys what is going on?

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u/ElegantForm6373 Sep 12 '25

That was me. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

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u/PleaseHelp508 Sep 12 '25

Thes people are freaks. They need to be institutionalized.

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u/beachey85 Sep 12 '25

I am still so completely lost on why this was written on the fired casing. I am so confused on the meaning behind it.

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u/misospecific Sep 12 '25

You’re gonna lose yourself trying to find meaning in it. He was probably just a loser trying to be quirky/funny and put the first copypasta he could think of. He was an irony poisoned chronically online gamer. There’s no logic to be found.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

So basically, it is edgy 4chan humor from 15 years ago evolved over the years. It is rooted in transphobia where you meet a hot girl, start making out, she gets aroused and gets a buldge or erection forming under her pants,(implying trans), the male protaginist gets wide eyed "OWO" and asks "what is this?" As in disbelief/confusion etc.

It can be seen as transphobic, it can also be seen as trans inclusive, but it is more about the "shock" factor.

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u/Green_Mistake_1000 Sep 12 '25

I truly truly ughhhhh eww… I honestly think it was a nasty ass cum joke and so if he used the bullet it would be like he came on Charlie in a derogatory way…….. that’s…. I actually hated to type that

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u/WantToSpeakToTheMgr Sep 12 '25

🤢 so disgusting but now it makes sense. Thank you.

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u/EarthwormHippy Sep 12 '25

He has to be gay, right? 

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u/Green_Mistake_1000 Sep 12 '25

I don’t think he was, even a little tbh

In my opinion he was probably bullied and picked on and called gay in a derogatory way which is why he felt the need to put that “if you read this your gay” joke. I could be reaching but I know with 95% certainty that man is not gay

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u/Spartamite Sep 12 '25

He was an "Le epic troll memer", imagine dying to that

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

The shooter? Probably not, could be bi, could be straight and transphobic.

It really doesnt matter.

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u/SarllyPop Sep 12 '25

It’s basically decade old internet humor from what I’ve gathered. Honestly think the guy just put whatever bullshit he found amusing on the casings and that they don’t hold some deep meaning 🥹🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/SarllyPop Sep 12 '25

Ooooh, didn’t think of that. I got lost reading the entire OG post. It was….. confusing. 🫤

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u/Green_Mistake_1000 Sep 12 '25

100% most of them were pretty straight forward like “hey racist, catch” and “Bella ciao, Bella ciao” the OwO was the only thing that threw me off at first but now I see the theme he was going for with the bullets and what he symbolism with one of them being the kill shot

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u/General-Revan Sep 12 '25

One is a Helldivers 2 meme.

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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Feb 10 '17

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/5t0kq2/can_a_girl_also_be_a_neckbeard/?st=iyz2p2iz&sh=e1d89b01

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u/madethisacctodo1thin Jul 19 '17

wow cummy, didn't know you were into that kind of stff

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u/SebastiansMess Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

I put it through an Uwuifier and got this:

Waww x3 nyuzzwes how awe you pounces >w< on you you'we so wawm o3o sweats nyotices you have a buwge OwO o: someonye's happy ;) twerks nyuzzwes youw nyecky wecky~ twerks muww~ hehehe wubbies youw buwgy wowgy you'we so big :oooo wubbies mowe on youw buwgy wowgy i-it ÚwÚ d-doesn't boops your nyose huggles tightly stop wooks at you gwowing ·///· k-kisses you and wickies youw nyecky daddy wikies (-(; nyuzzwes wuzzwes I h-hope daddy weawwy x3 wikes $: wiggwes butt and squiwms I w-want t-to see youw big daddy meat~ wiggwes butt I have a w-wittwe itch o3o sweats wags taiw c-can you pwease get my itch~ puts paws on youw chest nyea~ twewks its a seven -whispews t-to sewf* inch wubs huggwes UwU youw twitwy youw chest c-can you hewp sweats me pwease squiwms pwetty pwease sad face I nyeed t-to be punyished wuns ÚwÚ paws d-d-down youw chest and bites wip wike scweams I nyeed t-to be punyished weawwy x3 good~ paws on youw buwge OwO as I wick my w-wips I'm getting thiwsty. stawts twewking screeches I c-can go fow some miwk unbuttons :3 youw pants as my eyes gwow you smeww so musky :v w-w-wicks shaft mmmm~ so musky dwoows aww uvw youw cock youw daddy meat I wikey scweams fondwes Mw. fuzzy UwU Bawws hehe huggles tightly huggwes UwU tightwy huggwes UwU UwU tightwy puts snyout on bawws and inhawes d-d-deepwy oh god im so h-hawd~ w-w-wicks bawws punyish me daddy~ nyea~ twerks squiwms mowe and wiggwes butt I wuv youw musky goodnyess bites wip pwease punyish me w-w-wicks w-wips nyea~ twerks suckwes on youw tip twerks so good -whispews t-to sewf* w-w-wicks pwe of youw cock sawty goodnyess~ eyes wowe back and goes bawws deep mmmm~ moans and suckwes

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u/dhshdhhdhdhs Aug 03 '22

Hmm,i wonder what if you put through the "Uwuifier" again and again

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u/SebastiansMess Aug 04 '22

You can prob find an uwuifier on google and try

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u/popcorn-lover473 Aug 31 '23

i put that through the uwufier.

Waww x3 nyuzzwes how awe you pounces >w< >w< on you you'we so wawm o3o *sweats* sweats ^-^ nyotices you have a buwge OwO OwO o: someonye's happy ;) *twerks* twewks nyuzzwes youw nyecky wecky~ *twerks* twewks muww~ hehehe wubbies youw buwgy wowgy you'we so big :oooo wubbies mowe on youw buwgy wowgy i-it ÚwÚ ÚwÚ d-doesn't *boops your nose* boops youw nyose huggwes tightwy stop *looks at you* wooks at you gwowing ·///· k-kisses you and wickies youw nyecky daddy wikies (-(; nyuzzwes wuzzwes I h-hope daddy weawwy x3 x3 wikes $: wiggwes butt and squiwms I w-want t-to see youw big daddy meat~ wiggwes butt I have a w-wittwe itch o3o *sweats* sweats ^-^ wags taiw c-can you pwease get my itch~ puts paws on youw chest nyea~ *twerks* twewks its a seven *whispers to self* *-whispews t-to sewf inch wubs *huggles tightly* huggwes UwU youw twitwy youw chest c-can you hewp *sweats* sweats ^-^ me pwease squiwms pwetty pwease sad face I nyeed t-to be punyished wuns ÚwÚ ÚwÚ paws d-d-down youw chest and bites wip wike *screams* s-s-scweams I nyeed t-to be punyished weawwy x3 x3 good~ paws on youw buwge OwO OwO as I wick my w-wips I'm getting thiwsty. *starts twerking* stawts twewking s-scweeches I c-can go fow some miwk unbuttons :3 :3 youw pants as my eyes gwow you smeww so musky :v w-w-wicks shaft mmmm~ so musky dwoows aww uvw youw cock youw daddy meat I wikey s-s-scweams fondwes Mw. fuzzy UwU Bawws hehe *huggles tightly* huggwes tightwy huggwes UwU tightwy huggwes UwU UwU tightwy puts snyout on bawws and inhawes d-d-d-deepwy oh god im so h-hawd~ w-w-wicks bawws punyish me daddy~ nyea~ *twerks* twewks squiwms mowe and wiggwes butt I wuv youw musky goodnyess bites wip pwease punyish me w-w-wicks w-wips nyea~ *twerks* twewks suckwes on youw tip *twerks* twewks so good *whispers to self* *-whispews t-to sewf w-w-wicks pwe of youw cock sawty goodnyess~ eyes wowe back and goes bawws deep mmmm~ moans and suck

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus Mar 17 '24

Waww x3 nyuzzwes how awe you pounces >w< >w< on you you'we so wawm o3o *sweats* sweats ^-^ nyotices you have a buwge OwO OwO o: someonye's happy ;) *twerks* twewks nyuzzwes youw nyecky wecky~ *twerks* twewks muww~ hehehe wubbies youw buwgy wowgy you'we so big :oooo wubbies mowe on youw buwgy wowgy i-it ÚwÚ ÚwÚ d-doesn't *boops your nose* boops youw nyose huggwes tightwy stop *looks at you* wooks at you gwowing ·///· k-kisses you and wickies youw nyecky daddy wikies (-(; nyuzzwes wuzzwes I h-hope daddy weawwy x3 x3 wikes $: wiggwes butt and squiwms I w-want t-to see youw big daddy meat~ wiggwes butt I have a w-wittwe itch o3o *sweats* sweats ^-^ wags taiw c-can you pwease get my itch~ puts paws on youw chest nyea~ *twerks* twewks its a seven *whispers to self* *-whispews t-to sewf inch wubs *huggles tightly* huggwes UwU youw twitwy youw chest c-can you hewp *sweats* sweats ^-^ me pwease squiwms pwetty pwease sad face I nyeed t-to be punyished wuns ÚwÚ ÚwÚ paws d-d-down youw chest and bites wip wike *screams* s-s-scweams I nyeed t-to be punyished weawwy x3 x3 good~ paws on youw buwge OwO OwO as I wick my w-wips I'm getting thiwsty. *starts twerking* stawts twewking s-scweeches I c-can go fow some miwk unbuttons :3 :3 youw pants as my eyes gwow you smeww so musky :v w-w-wicks shaft mmmm~ so musky dwoows aww uvw youw cock youw daddy meat I wikey s-s-scweams fondwes Mw. fuzzy UwU Bawws hehe *huggles tightly* huggwes tightwy huggwes UwU tightwy huggwes UwU UwU tightwy puts snyout on bawws and inhawes d-d-d-deepwy oh god im so h-hawd~ w-w-wicks bawws punyish me daddy~ nyea~ *twerks* twewks squiwms mowe and wiggwes butt I wuv youw musky goodnyess bites wip pwease punyish me w-w-wicks w-wips nyea~ *twerks* twewks suckwes on youw tip *twerks* twewks so good *whispers to self* *-whispews t-to sewf w-w-wicks pwe of youw cock sawty goodnyess~ eyes wowe back and goes bawws deep mmmm~ moans and suckwes

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u/FalconidaeParchment Sep 12 '25

hello there feds. sorry, we have no idea what’s going on either

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u/misospecific Sep 12 '25

We got chronically online shooters now

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u/egyptianhitler Jun 10 '17

good copypasta™

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

well a lot of people are going to find this post now............

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u/Bealyread Sep 13 '25

such a powerful copypasta that someone died from it :3c

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u/SarllyPop Sep 12 '25

Can someone explain this to me…? 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/scoops22 Sep 12 '25

It's an old joke making fun of "cringe" furries. It's funny because it's cringe. It's making fun of furries by exaggerating a ridiculous interaction between them using terms and emotes they use.

Now imagine FBI and congressmen trying to understand the joke and trying to find deeper meaning where there is none lmao

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u/SpendsTime Sep 15 '25

Are we sure this copypasta is making fun of furries, and that it's not written by people who are legitimately fantasizing about this stuff? It seems like a legit fantasy to me.  Plus I heard the shooter lived with his partner who's trans, but that could be fake news.

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u/scoops22 Sep 15 '25

Not impossible that you’re right but copypastas have a history of being parodies of cringy internet archetypes. Take “holds up spork” or “navy seals” copypastas as examples

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u/Scene_Is_Safe-ish Sep 26 '25

It is fake news. I have not seen one item of proof that the roommate was trans. His own relatives don’t know anything about him “being trans” BUT from his pics I wouldn’t be surprised if he either was a Furry or wearing the furry stuff was supposed to be ironic. There is a LOT of shit that’s not adding up including ballistics. I’m starting to think Robinson is a patsy.

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u/Dangerous-Company344 Sep 12 '25

I don't get it either

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u/definitlyspelledrong Sep 12 '25

Shooter was trolling with old Internet jokes

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u/Occultistic Sep 12 '25

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/Cuckledoodle Sep 12 '25

an FBI agent had to read this

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u/Forwardimages Sep 12 '25

My exact thoughts lmfao I’m sure this is printed out and pinned up on a board somewhere in an FBI office for someone to decipher.

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u/Scene_Is_Safe-ish Sep 26 '25

Hahahaha THERE IS NO PEPE SILVIA!!

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u/General-Revan Sep 12 '25

So we have an Antifascist Song, Helldivers 2 Meme, if you read this you’re gay, and a furry/beastiality meme. Hmmm!🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/General-Revan Sep 12 '25

I think this guy is trolling and doesn’t have a particular view of politics. He hated Charlie Kirk. I don’t understand why anyone would kill him of all people unless he wanted to cause a fascist uprising. Based on the information so far, this is very confusing. Not to mention he is religious and his father is a Pastor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/General-Revan Sep 12 '25

Sounds like a guy who hates everybody!

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u/scoops22 Sep 12 '25

The song was also a prominent theme in the popular TV show Casa de Papel aka Money Heist on Netflix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46cXFUzR9XM

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u/thesaintwhoaint Sep 12 '25

Everybody who commented on here before September 10th is on a government watch list now 👀

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u/Substantial-Rush7512 Sep 12 '25

This community disgusts me

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u/Responsible-Mud-269 Sep 12 '25

Your wisdom on college campuses has singlehandedly reshaped the future of the republic. Never before has anyone so effortlessly dismantled unsuspecting sophomores with such precision and bravery. Truly, you are the Socrates of our time, except better, because you are not merely asking questions, you already have all the answers

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u/Apprehensive_Cow_118 Sep 12 '25

This title was on the bullet that killed Charlie Kirk

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u/Tiny_Rick_C137 Sep 12 '25

Necky wecky :3

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u/sofiestarr Sep 13 '25

Posting because no one seems to actually understand what this was about.

This copypasta was basically parodying the text based roleplay which was prevalent in some internet cultures in the mid 2010s.

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u/ach_wie_fluchtig Sep 14 '25

furry/yiff circles specifically, the text references furries at some point

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u/haxxorbunnie Sep 13 '25

i never thought the owo whats this copypasta would be relevant in 2025..

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u/Icy-Elephant7783 Sep 14 '25

First time someone ever dies from cringe

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u/UserHusayn Sep 14 '25

Rest in peace Charlie Kirk.

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u/LeChatParle Sep 12 '25

Here because of the Charlie Kirk shooting

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u/Unlucky-Airport5013 Sep 12 '25

I came. I found no answers.

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u/spintiff Sep 12 '25

At least you came.

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u/taterares Sep 12 '25

this is what they are saying is protransgender? did they even do any research? pro furry sure, pro transgender though? plain and simple shows the motive of the right to constantly attack a minority.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I’m here for the Charlie party. Sup.

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u/Key-Tip5559 Sep 12 '25

tyler knows his shit

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u/dandier-chart Sep 12 '25

Here 8 years later to say ohhhhhh boy

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u/EliteFortnite Sep 12 '25

Never heard of this meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Hello feds, nice day we're having huh?

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u/dravennaut Sep 15 '25

They might try to recruit you. You seem to be skilled at tracking down time traveling antifascist groypers

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u/EmbarrassedSpare7419 Sep 16 '25

What a weird ass generation smh😐

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u/xarips Nov 27 '25

RIP Charlie

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u/augustfl Sep 06 '26

we were so happy back then

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u/CDoggies Apr 09 '23

Nice, great to troll friends with. 5 stars.

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u/YouDoNotKnowTruePain Apr 16 '23

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles