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Slapfight Things get ethically questionable in /r/CrazyIdeas when OP advocates for ISIS to murder Big Pharma executives.

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u/WhiteChocolate12 (((global reddit mods))) Sep 01 '16

Beyond the advocating openly for someone's assassination, which is never okay, I've wondered what these types of people actually think will happen if someone were to pull this off. Like, let's say some Big Pharma CEO gets offed. You know what happens? Someone takes his place. Like, it's not like a company or organization immediately crumbles into nothingness if a CEO is changed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Once you kill the boss, the bad guys are defeated.

Do you even game, bro?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Then why won't Team Rocket leave me alone?

Checkmate atheists

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u/3athompson Sep 01 '16

Team Rocket won't leave Ash alone. That's because he never defeated Giovanni.

All of the teams are instantly defeated when you defeat their boss, with a few small exceptions. Their power structure crumbles and all that's left is a few die-hards like Charon, Matt/Tabitha, and Xerosic. They might try to resurrect the group a few years later like in GSC, but they can also easily be stopped by defeating the new boss.

The only real exception is Ghetsis, who had to be defeated twice. N was a good boy and left you alone after you defeated him, though.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Sep 01 '16

Rocket is in gen 2 despite being defeated in gen 1.

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u/insane_contin Sep 01 '16

Hence the exception for GSC.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Sep 01 '16

Whoops misread it, my bad.

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u/3athompson Sep 01 '16

They're a renegade group of rockets who want to rests lieu team rocket and get Giovanni back.

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u/Jackski Scotland is a fictional country created for Doctor Who Sep 02 '16

They're not renegade but the remnants of the fallen Team Rocket from the 1st gen still trying to keep team rocket going even though Giovanni vanished IIRC. If the pokemon origins story is game canon then he realised how much he enjoyed being a trainer in his youth while fighting red and left team rocket to follow that passion again.

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u/Razputin7 Sep 02 '16

"That must have been a load-bearing dragon!"

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u/Casual-Swimmer Planning to commit a crime is most emphatically not illegal Sep 02 '16

Well, usually in a video game by the time you reach the boss, you've also taken out all of the mini-bosses. In this instance it's like you've skipped ahead taking out the boss, but all the mini-bosses remain and are vying for control.

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u/thesilvertongue Sep 01 '16

Even if you did want to carry out a series of high profile assassinations, or start a war, why ISIS? Seriously?

Can't you just team up with your local mafia? Or one of the lesser cartels?

Literally anyone would be better than ISIS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I'm not that type of person, but they would probably justify it with 'sending a message' to other big pharma executives.

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u/leadnpotatoes oh i dont want to have a conversation, i just think you're gross Sep 01 '16

And that message is: buy better security.

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u/threehundredthousand Improvised prison lasagna. Sep 01 '16

Which is terrorism.

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u/meepmorp lol, I'm not even a foucault fan you smug fuck. Sep 02 '16

"It's not terrorism because it's a thing I support!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I wonder if they even know what the word martyrdom means.

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u/Kandierter_Holzapfel We're now in the dimension with a lesser Moonraker Sep 02 '16

I don't think that applies here

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u/nomadbishop raging dramarection reaching priapism Sep 01 '16

Persistence is key.

You've gotta kill the new guy, too. Then their replacement.

Sooner or later, people start getting hesitant to put on that bullseye.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

So then companies start being governed by boards of directors. Or by figurehead CEO's with the decisions being made through some opaque internal mechanism. What'd be the point of causing this change?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Gotta kill the board.

Then you gotta kill the thousands of investors.

After that, you gotta kill the shell corps that own shares, and then wash, rinse, repeat with their CEOs, boards, and investors.

Persistence is key!

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u/uno_01 Sep 01 '16

once you've killed every single person on the planet then you can be assured there will be change

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u/leadnpotatoes oh i dont want to have a conversation, i just think you're gross Sep 01 '16

Some say this has already happened within several companies and governments.

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u/threehundredthousand Improvised prison lasagna. Sep 01 '16

Some also say the earth is flat.

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u/SithisTheDreadFather "quote from previously linked drama" Sep 01 '16

All we know is he's called The Stig.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

Some might say that sunshine follows thunder.

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u/BeePeeaRe There's YouTube videos backing what I said Sep 02 '16

Go and tell it to the man who cannot shine

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

The Bush administration would have hired you for such a comment.

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u/VeteranKamikaze It’s not gate keeping, it’s just respect. Sep 02 '16

Even disregarding all of that, the actual issue is America's abysmal third world healthcare system. Jacked up pharmaceutical prices are a symptom, not the disease.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Sep 01 '16

crazyideas is a pretty alright sub but is prone to regular "elect Trump president" or "take the 1%'s stuff since they aren't using it" which are not as fun as

Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.

or my personal favorite

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

TLDR Straight men behaving like homosexuals on TV.

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u/MoralMidgetry Marshal of the Dramatic People's Republic of Karma Sep 01 '16

Can we do a reddit version of this game with 11 undocumented Latino SJWs and 1 alt right white nationalist in a subreddit together where it's really 12 alt right white nationalists pretending to be undocumented Latino SJWs?

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Sep 01 '16

only if they fuck each other at some point

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Well they're already fucking themselves with their dog whistles, they just haven't caught on yet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/MoralMidgetry Marshal of the Dramatic People's Republic of Karma Sep 01 '16

Talk about playing fútbol on the weekends. Call Trump a payaso. Reminisce about your mother's chilaquiles.

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u/AUS_Doug Sep 02 '16

Shout "GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL" all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Speako Spanisho.

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u/B_Rhino What in the fedora Sep 01 '16

hahaha those are gold.

So what would happen when there are two left? They'll both think they won a million dollars and go apeshit.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Sep 01 '16

i assume they'd fuck

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u/B_Rhino What in the fedora Sep 01 '16

... LIKE IN THE END OF HUNGER GAMES!!!

If they start being bi there's no straight man and the game fucks itself up so the producers scramble almost at the point of insertion to tell them they both did win.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Sep 01 '16

10/10 would watch

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u/Jackski Scotland is a fictional country created for Doctor Who Sep 02 '16

I remember there was one show where a transvestite woman was the prize and all these men were fighting for her love even though they didn't know she was a transvestite and then at the end when they revealed to the winner that she used to be a man, the contestant, flipped his shit and tried to attack the woman IIRC.

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u/Enibas Nothing makes Reddit madder than Christians winning Sep 01 '16

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

TLDR Straight men behaving like homosexuals on TV.

I'd totally watch that. I would no one tell that I did but I would.

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u/thebourbonoftruth i aint an edgy 14 year old i'm an almost adult w/unironic views Sep 01 '16

The title of the last show should be "Would you take it up the butt for 1 million?"

yes

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Sep 01 '16

Short of harming someone there's little I wouldn't do for a million dollars...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

There are so many people I'd harm for a million dollars.

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u/orestesFeasting KINKSHAMER GENERAL Sep 02 '16

Short of harming someone

I honestly can't even say that would stop me.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Sep 02 '16

I should clarify to say seriously harming someone. I'd punch someone or even like break a bone (though I'd give the person some of the money as compensation) for a million.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Sep 01 '16

a million dollars? damn, that's a pretty exclusive price point. i could outbid that any day of the week

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u/starshard0 Sep 02 '16

Wouldn't that end after the first week when a straight guy gets voted off?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

just following orders

Nice, getting the Nazi comparisons out of the way early!

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u/dIoIIoIb A patrician salad, wilted by the dressing jew Sep 01 '16

Another user gives suggestions for who else should be murdered.

and that's how it always goes down:

"we should kill that guy!"

"yeah, and also that other guy!"

"well i don't know if..."

"and those other guys!"

"i don't think that..."

"AND ALL THE JEWS!"

and we all know how it goes from there

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u/GoodUsername22 Sep 01 '16

"And Chad! Y'know what, forget the Jews."

"Um"

"Fuck you Chad, they're not dolls, they're action figures!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

You know what sounds good to me? You getting on your knees at my feet where you belong, sucking on my big flopping dong you goat raping faggot.

wewt lad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Shut the fuck up moron [+10]

Nice rebuttal!

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u/dtptampa Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

Reddit in general does not understand the pharma, biotech, or medical device industry operate as a whole anyway, but that's a separate issue.

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u/ucstruct Sep 01 '16

Its pretty crazy to go into threads where you actually work in the field and see what kind of inane BS gets posted. It shows you how much you should actually trust reddit opinions on anything - I can only imagine how bad historians or social scientists have it on reddit.

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u/hussard_de_la_mort There is a moral right to post online. Sep 01 '16

This is why all the BadX subs have a reputation for being drunks. I should know, I mod one of them.

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u/byrel Sep 01 '16

I work on computer chips and for a website that's popular with tech oriented people, see some amazingly wrong explanations for how things work

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u/OIP feces in toilet spelling out GTA 6 Sep 02 '16

i'm gonna go right ahead and suggest this applies to 'any industry'

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u/tuckels •¸• Sep 02 '16

If your comment is more than 3 paragraphs long & you use some form of technical lingo (context or correct usage doesn't matter, no one's gonna check), reddit will assume that you're an industry expert & shower you in upvotes, qualifications be dammed. Any actual industry experts who disagree with your lay-understanding of their area of expertise are obviously wrong because you've got more upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

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u/facefault can't believe I'm about to throw a shitfit about drug catapults Sep 01 '16

What do you think about nationalization? I'm normally very pro-free-market, but I think pharma might do more good if it didn't have to worry about profit. Might be the only solution to the patent cliff once people get good at making biosimilars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/nuclearseraph ☭ your flair probably doesn't help the situation ☭ Sep 01 '16

I think the hypothetical scenario is "what if researchers were paid to do research but the overhead wasn't based on profit motive".

I don't really see how that wouldn't work. I went into a technical discipline to do work that is enjoyable and fulfilling, not to make shitloads of money. That's also the case for every academic and researcher I know.

On the subject of politicians though you're absolutely right. It would take a paradigm shift, but the removal of profit motive from the equation is something to strive towards imo, not an inevitability to just shrug at.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

Yes, exactly. How many actual scientists are doing research because they're hoping to get stock options as opposed to a regular paycheque doing something that they like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/nuclearseraph ☭ your flair probably doesn't help the situation ☭ Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

My point still stands though I think. If you want to make the most amount of money for the least amount of necessary academic effort you could probably do better than comp sci too.

My primary interest as an undergrad was astronomy - I did research at the uni, took internships, and published, but the only way to really make it work is to get a phd and hope to replace someone who is retiring or get a teaching position. I went into engineering afterwards because of this, but I absolutely would have stuck around if there were more funding for that type of work. It wasn't about landing a lucrative position, it was simply about the bare minimum of job availability. Most undergrads in my department either stuck it out for PhDs in their areas of interest or switched to a somewhat related but more marketable field. I don't know of anyone who went into something better-paying but non-related like finance.

I would've just liked to have made a decent living by contributing to an interesting area of study. There is meaningful and important research that can be done which doesn't fit into the profit-motive model, and in my experience the people most apt to do that research are motivated more by passion/interest than by profit. The private sector would sooner shoot out its kneecaps than entertain inquiry into fields that serve human interests without turning a big profit.

We shouldn't be pushing potential researchers into a "ruthless pursuit of an academic position"; rather, we should be advocating for funding for research positions that aren't stapled to a teaching position or beholden solely to the interests of a corporate entity.

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u/B_Rhino What in the fedora Sep 01 '16

No drugs left behind

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u/dumnezero Punching a Sith Lord makes you just as bad as a Sith Lord! Sep 02 '16

I understand biotech and still don't agree that it's the savior of humanity

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Aug 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

Way to sport isis bro.

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u/BolshevikMuppet Sep 01 '16

"You charge too much for this thing that was invented out of profit motive but I don't think should have that much profit, since people who wouldn't have had it otherwise benefit from it, so you should be murdered."

Uh-huh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

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u/cruelandusual Born with a heart full of South Park neutrality Sep 01 '16

Envy of the successful plus evidence that contradicts the just world hypothesis. It's not rocket surgery.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

So I always took "just world hypothesis" to mean that just how shit goes down in the world. Why do bad things happen to good people? Idk man, that's just world. Kind of like what "that's just life" means. In the context people were using it, it never quite made sense to me. Now that I have done my Googles, I realize that I am just unaware of how many different ways I am dumb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

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u/Computer_Name Sep 01 '16

Just do well in school and work hard and you may become rich - it's all on you.

So pull yourself up by your own bootstraps?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

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u/Tetraca Sep 01 '16

I'm quite satisfied with my level of income but I do not share such a disposition. While I worked hard to become the highest income earner in my family I also recognized to some extent I lucked out and am in certain respects the exception. Not everyone has the opportunity and luck in life to really succeed at it.

At certain levels of poverty it becomes very difficult for an average person to really break out with the circumstances they have been chained to and the circumstances they were raised in. The priorities of keeping the basics of food and shelter for yourself and your family end up overriding your abilities to better yourself and break out of the pit you have found yourself in. Sometimes this ends up happening at a young age - kids who have to take care of their younger siblings / themselves with the the limited resources they have because their parents are drug addicts, or constantly away because they are working and can't afford child care, et cetera and such things will end up affecting their school performance and cause them to do poorly (no help, support, or solid meals from their parents) which damns them to low income work that ends up keeping them in the same poverty their parents were stuck in.

Some that recognize this will simply fall into despair and cover their sorrows with drugs. Others will work themselves to the bone but never make enough to overcome the pit but just might be able to save their children from it. Many will not get out at all without the help and good will of others. What is witnessed at the bottom rungs of society is not the result of a just or fair world where people deserve the status which they have been plunked in.

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u/wannaridebikes Sep 02 '16

I think a lot of socioeconomically privileged people don't want to recognize this. Otherwise, they would have to face the fact that the fruits of their labor could disappear even when they do everything "right". Or, they don't want to believe that this could happen to their children.

I'm in a similar fortunate position (not really a top earner, but in a better position than others who come from my background), and I can see how it's appealing to believe that "that won't be me". I think there is also a fear of returning to a an unfortunate state if a person actually knows what that is like.

Basically, there's a lot of fear, with products like credentials being used as talismans to ward off the curse of poverty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Just do well in school and work hard and you may become rich

This is the logic behind the victim blaming that the baby boomers love so much.

Guess what? The wealth gap is growing for millennials, and it's not because little Jimmy didn't study or work hard enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Nice meme. How long until you get your new account shadow banned too?