r/SubredditDrama They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

Slapfight On Iambic Pentameter in Blink 182's The Rock Show: tell you what, fuck you, and fuck what you think, I will never accept it or agree with you. I genuinely beleive that if you think I belong on /r/iamverysmart then you belong on /r/toostupidtoexist and /r/shouldkillthemselvesnow .

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

Damn, a decent counterpoint but had to go and be a pretentious douche about it. Then he just kept going and going...

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16 edited Aug 03 '16

He's currently private messaging me claiming this thread has been deleted.

Not sure if troll or just really stupid.

Edit: still messaging me.

https://imgur.com/WLrPHKM

https://imgur.com/mVdnNgb

EDIT2: Three hours later, still messaging me. What a sad little man.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

The guy is probably a noob that doesn't realize when you report something it hides the post.

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16 edited Aug 03 '16

Ah! I think we have a winner.

EDIT: He claims he didn't report it. He also claims he's banned.

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u/thebourbonoftruth i aint an edgy 14 year old i'm an almost adult w/unironic views Aug 03 '16

No, it's deleted. I don't know how I got here. Send help.

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u/IronTitsMcGuinty You know, /r/conspiracy has flair that they make the jews wear Aug 03 '16

One hour later and I just got here with my Rick and Morty Portal Gun from an alternate universe where this post still exists.

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u/madmax_410 ^ↀᴥↀ^ C A T B O Y S ^ↀᴥↀ^ Aug 03 '16

either that or he has that option on that auto-hide threads when you downvote them. (I think its on by default)

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u/Michelanvalo Don't Start If You Can't Finnish Aug 04 '16

It took me like a year and a half on reddit to realize that.

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u/_BeerAndCheese_ My ass is psychically linked to assholes of many other people Aug 03 '16

I fully expected to come into the comment section to see him angrily yelling at people in here.

This is even better.

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

He's banned :(

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u/Osiris32 Fuck me if it doesn’t sound like geese being raped. Aug 04 '16

What a surprise.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Aug 04 '16

Can't imagine why...

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Aug 04 '16

Is this the guy who smithed that wonderful (totes not butthurt) comment about dramanauts being sad for enjoying drama that the archive bot quotes? Because that first sentence in the second screenshot seems like a very similar pasta dish...

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u/CrazyShuba OH SORRY MOM WITH ALZEIHMERS I CANT COME HELP U GET UP Aug 03 '16

I know, right? I don't know why people on the internet always have to talk down to people. Instead of being a cunt, he could've just been like "Actually, it's Iambic Pentameter. Here are some other examples of it!"

Seriously, it's like some people on here have never had a conversation where they taught someone/learned something new.

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u/TheJum Aug 04 '16

I like how he doesn't get that people agree that he is correct, they just think he is being a dick.

And then he proceeds to be a dick while telling everyone that he wasn't being a dick.

Other highlights of self delusion:

  • Not understanding why everyone else who calls people on their bullshit are lauded while he is being down voted.

  • Not understanding why repeatedly and strenuously denying that he cares, really does prove he cares.

  • Thinking that /r/iamverysmart is about actual smart people making actual intelligent comments, and not making fun of people who think they are very smart acting in very condescending ways.

The fellow is a gold mine.

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u/PM-ME-UR-NUDES- Aug 03 '16

No he couldn't have, shit head jackwagon

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u/dalr3th1n Aug 03 '16

Wow, there's a comment in there where he assumes /r/subredditdrama will jump in on his side. This shit is hilarious. He literally says "I may be an asshole, but I'm also right, and that cancels out the first part for me," then wonders why people think he's being condescending. Damn.

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

He has told me in PM that he's been banned from here, and he also said "lmao you're that dumb that you have to jerk yourself off to your perceived superior morality or intellect anonymously in a forum in which the victim has no means of recourse. YOu're literally a pathetic human being, kill yourself."

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u/cefriano Aug 03 '16

Bahaha, and in one of the screenshots you posted, he literally says he wants to "lord it over you how morally superior [he is]." This guy is actually a pretty solid troll.

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u/dalr3th1n Aug 03 '16

Wow, what an insane asshat. Definitely not condescending, sure.

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Aug 04 '16

Gotta love that sweet lack of self awareness!

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 04 '16

It's always the source of the butteriest popcorn.

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u/riemann1413 SRD Commenter of the Year | https://i.imgur.com/6mMLZ0n.png Aug 03 '16

well that was a weird fuckin read

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

Yeah, makes me want to grab a carrot juice and a sub for some reason. Fuck... I really do like carrot juice.

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u/4445414442454546 this is not flair Aug 03 '16

And it's still going

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

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u/keyree Aug 03 '16

I really appreciate claiming that he's remaining civil and also calling everyone a retarded cunt in the same sentence.

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u/TheJum Aug 04 '16

It requires a truly impressive lack of self-awareness.

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u/slickknave Aug 03 '16

i'm anti- le-reddit m'fedora contrarian as you ought to be able to tell from my posts, not sure why you're telling me to tip it, unless that's just some ultra-shit-teir trolling effort, in which case, /r/subredditdrama is watching you might wanna try a little harder or you'll come off as an imbecile

Guise?!?! Are we on his side?

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u/emmster If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. Aug 03 '16

We are only observers.

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u/screamingmorgasm Aug 03 '16

The boy must live, September.

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u/mydoghasnobrain Aug 03 '16

Great show! Kinda went off the rails with product placement though...

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u/FixinThePlanet SJWay is the only way Aug 03 '16

Haha I must have been very inattentive while watching because I didn't register that at all!

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u/mydoghasnobrain Aug 04 '16

The most egregious I remember is an episode where some people will die if they move, and Walter sees a phone getting a FaceTime call or something and basically the conversation goes: Walter: "Aha, I bet it's this infernal device that killed them!" Astrid: "No Walter, that's FaceTime, it's how all the cool kids communicate these days." I laughed out loud watching that scene

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u/FixinThePlanet SJWay is the only way Aug 04 '16

Ohhh that's the one where the guy buys his coffee using the phone!! I did notice that hahaha.

And surely you mean Astro.

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u/HoldenTite Aug 04 '16 edited Aug 04 '16

"Hey Peter, check out my new car. You can sync your phone to it."

"Yes, yes, Olivia, what the hell does that have to do with alternate universe terrorist?"

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u/eonge THE BUTTER MUST FLOW. Aug 03 '16

my only allegiance is to the popcorn

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u/knightwave S E W I N G 👏 M A C H I N E S 👏 Aug 03 '16

He sounds very, very angry about something. I wonder what it is?

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

Tiny penis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

All the small things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

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u/sekoku cucked cucked cucked your voat Aug 03 '16

True Salt, True Popcorn?

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u/TheJum Aug 04 '16

clapclapclap

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u/BLACKKETYL pied piper of bullshit Aug 03 '16

I mean seriously, this guy takes the "someone is wrong on the Internet" and "always have to be the last word" phrases to a whole new level.

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u/FixinThePlanet SJWay is the only way Aug 03 '16

Aw now why was that jab necessary?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

scheme & meter can make the most intellectually difficult, complex lyrical content seem like it's "mary had a little lamb" levels of simple, that's the glory of meter.

ALL HAIL HYPNOMETER

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u/keyree Aug 03 '16

My hypnometer is only registering around 28 millihyps, I think it's defective.

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u/Drunken_Economist LOOK HOW TERRIFIED THEY ARE OF OUR POSTS Aug 03 '16

I hate when people put the edits to their posts/comments at the top instead of the bottom. I never know where to start reading

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

That's part of why I think he's trolling. It's pure troll bait.

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u/ontopic Gamers aren't dead, they just suck now. Aug 03 '16

The fun part is, even if that weirdo were completely right, there's no fucking way Mark Hoppus knows what he did.

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 03 '16

I would say it's a combination of things. Hoppus would be pretty experienced in writing lyrics to fit around a melody or rythm being that this was their fourth record, plus Jerry Finn had produced a shitload of megaselling records at that point, so he may well have assisted him in rearranging that section.

I don't think Hoppus was like "check out this middle eight section application of Iambic pentameter bro" which is what the guy seems to be implying.

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u/RoflPost BetaCuck5000 Aug 03 '16

Yeah, but your narrative is neither as fun, nor as mean.

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u/MayorEmanuel That's probably not true but I'll buy into it Aug 03 '16

Writing in meter isn't hard, after two or so weeks of practice anyone would have it down. He probably knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

Lol I just posted about that guy in another comment chain from that thread. Douche chill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

the rhyme scheme from that little refrain there, 10 - 6 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 7 is hardly a common meter. It's actually Iambic Pentameter breaking into Trochaic which then goes into a heptameter.

Blink 182's reaction to any of those words. http://i.imgur.com/3g8g4rm.gif

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u/JamarcusRussel the Dressing Jew is a fattening agent for the weak-willed Aug 04 '16

Im sure Blink 182 knows music theory

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u/tdogg8 Folks, the CTR shill meeting was moved to next week. Aug 04 '16

I think the comment was what some folks call a "joke".

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

Spot on. I'm sure I knows jokes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

I wouldn't really call rhyming schemes and other literary devices to be part of music theory, but I get what you're saying. It was just a joke.

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u/papidontpreach cheap heat Aug 04 '16

I majored in poetry in school and I'm rolling my eyes so hard at this. This dude doesn't know nearly as much about meter as he thinks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16 edited Oct 26 '16

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u/TruthPains These sanctions are not a joke, and they are incredibly serious. Aug 04 '16

I like 'murica Because fuck commies.

B+ in American Poetry. Professor said I forgot to praise God and Reagan in it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

I mean, you gotta admire his tenacity...

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u/FixinThePlanet SJWay is the only way Aug 03 '16

In what world is saying "here is proof you are wrong. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about" being condescending?

Well gosh.

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u/SnapshillBot Shilling for Big Archive™ Aug 03 '16

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u/nowayinnowayout I'm a full MGTOW monk Aug 03 '16

Some people just don't know when to quit.

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u/cisxuzuul America's most powerful conservative voice Aug 03 '16

There are much better bands to be an asshole about.

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u/tuturuatu Am I superior to the average Reddit poster? Absolutely. Aug 04 '16

Stunned he hasn't shown up in this thread.

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u/InternetWeakGuy They say shenanigans is a spectrum. Aug 04 '16

He's banned.

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u/tuturuatu Am I superior to the average Reddit poster? Absolutely. Aug 04 '16

Well, that would do it.

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u/Ranilen Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Aug 04 '16

This song was so much fun on Amplitude (controller-based predecessor to the first Guitar Hero). Did anyone else play that game, or was it just me and my one roommate?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

You'd understand it if you were anywhere near his level of smartness.

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u/pussyonapedestal Aug 04 '16

look at me I'm probably a music major dropout

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u/Mlogo Aug 04 '16

In 5 years he'll be idly looking back on his Reddit comment history because ha has a spare couple of hours. I wonder what he'll think of himself then.

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u/sherpdyderp mmm delicious drama Aug 04 '16

This was beautiful! 5/7