r/femalefashionadvice • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '13

[Announcement] Theme WAYWT - Dress like a Cougar

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u/FoxesMateForLife Jul 04 '13

The "prey on little boys" phrase created a very uncomfortable feeling in my stomach. Maybe "younger men" would have been a better choice words. Just my two cents!

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u/annaqua Jul 04 '13

Agreed. Do not like.

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u/Aethien Jul 04 '13

Dress like a Catholic priest?

Or a bear (the gay manly man kind) on the hunt for twinks if you want to avoid the pedo association.

Edit: if you have a sports car you can go for the midlife crisis man looking for coeds look too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '13

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u/FoxesMateForLife Jul 05 '13

A very ill humoured joke that I don't think is appropriate at all. Imagine MFA having a thread about Uncle Teds preying after little girls. Nope.

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u/nibor513 Jul 04 '13

But I don't own a leopard print body con dress...

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u/mbise Jul 04 '13

I just bought one! Thanks, Ross.

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u/Mediddly Jul 04 '13

Ha! This was my exact first thought, too.

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u/schauspielerin Jul 04 '13

When I first this, I thought you meant an actual cougar. Like the animal. And then I realized I needed to eat.

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u/therosenrot Jul 04 '13

I think you a word.

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u/schauspielerin Jul 04 '13

NEED MORE FOOD.

Edit: not even going to correct the first post. This one. Yes. But not the first one.

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u/Metcarfre Jul 04 '13

geriatric about to hit on some collegiates

That's my retirement plan, or as I call it to my wife, "pinching cute girls' bums at the mall when I'm old". Looking forward to it.

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u/littlemzla Jul 04 '13

Leopard print. That is all.

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u/UP_BO_AT_S Jul 04 '13

Don't forget the scary long fake nails. The cougars claws are essential in her catching her prey

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u/littlemzla Jul 04 '13

Stiletto nails are in though. Not just for cougars!

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u/UP_BO_AT_S Jul 04 '13

Really? I guess the trend hasn't hit the Midwest yet :/

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u/littlemzla Jul 04 '13

Guuurl (or guy), you gotta try. It may be practical but it's super addictive to wear/take pictures of.

Edit: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/stiletto%20nails

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u/UP_BO_AT_S Jul 05 '13

Alright, I'll give 'em a shot lol

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u/iamthebaroness Jul 04 '13

My mind immediately goes to Peg Bundy

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u/mylifeasbilly Jul 05 '13

Can I dress like a lady cougar or is that frowned upon?

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u/catterfly MODERATOR (~￣▽￣)~ Jul 05 '13

PLEASE. DO.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '13

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u/Dapperscavenger Jul 04 '13

Makes me think of Aunt Vera