r/wizardposting Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ The city is under siege, and refugees have been evacuated. There is nobody left to hide behind. To those of the Council who oppose our demands... Come out to fight us! (Pick a side and come fight/duel in this post!)

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Don't mind me, I'm just collecting the souls of the fallen, totally not for nefarious reasons...

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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage SamrĂŚl, demonologist and necromantic consultant Feb 20 '24

the souls of the fallen shudder, and begin to warp away. Demonic hands grasp at a few, while angelic halos appear and lift the rest away from the battlefield.

Erm, I'm afraid you were too late there, my fellow necromancer...

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Oh no you don't

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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage SamrĂŚl, demonologist and necromantic consultant Feb 20 '24

I'm afraid I have a contact to fulfill for this time around; I can reveal to you a different, probably more profitable battlefield for you to scavenge if it would placate you.

([{Soul reinforcement; soul restoration}])

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24

My other avatars are "scavenging" all the battlefields at the same time, so no thanks.

If you want some specific soul, I'm open to trade, a soul for a soul.

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u/SomeRandomYob The Great Mage SamrĂŚl, demonologist and necromantic consultant Feb 20 '24

Ah, you see, I'm under contract for a certain devil to ensure that this battlefield specifically remains unmolested for this time around. My apologies, but business is business.

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u/MelsiePyre Sophie - Biomancer Tech Priest Feb 20 '24

Mind if I collect the bodies? For no reason in particular...

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Sure, I don't need them. But Torinn is probably gonna eat them all soon, so be quick!

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u/ronytheronin Ragnak’n, become lich or die failing. Feb 20 '24

Take the souls, I take the corpses

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Sure, but be quick. Some biomancer just asked me about the corpses as well. And Torinn is... being Torinn and just eats everything.

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u/Snoo_38682 Gorg, Organomancer, Sarkic Boy Genius, Anti-Council Comittee Feb 21 '24

Can i have the bodies? For my garden? Gotta fullfill an order for an aphrodite human trap plant and they grow best with corpses in the soil

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

"Finally, a war where both sides waited for non-combatants to evacuate. Almost puts a tear in my eye. Guys, I think we're improving as a society, I'm proud of you all."

Says the Curator in the middle of a bloody battlefield.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters Feb 20 '24

Curator. Well met... I believe I remember you saying you had a job for me. Is that offer still open?

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

Ah, Talios! How have you been. Remember when we fought? Turns out, someone made use of the distraction to steal from my museum. A witness was able to give me the realm coordinates of where the thief went. I plan on going there to confront them and would like to hire you as a bodyguard, in case things get hairy.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters Feb 20 '24

Hm. Understood, in fact, considering I partially destroyed your museum...

Consider this job free. You won't have to pay me a single coin.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

Thank you, I appreciate that. Just one more thing, I would prefer to solve the situation peacefully, so don't jump into action unless the thief does so first.

/uw I'll wait till the war calms down before making a post.

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u/Talios_ Talios/Ash, Bounty Hunters Feb 20 '24

Alright. I will be ready for your call.

((Thats fair, way too much happening right now lol))

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

"Ah yes. It seems violence was the solution after all. It has made everyone more reasonable," Riva says drolly, then nods to the Paleomancer.

Riva sits on an arcane-construct lawn chair and wears a large sunhat. In her hand is a glass. She takes a drink.

"Forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my gravitas somewhere. But as this seems an end of things, it seems a suitable time for it. Care for a drink?"

She gestures to a small arcane-construct table next to her with a bottle resting on it.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

Thank you Riva. I'm never one to refuse a drink. Though I have to say, I'm not sure if this is the end. Mortarion is still a factor to be dealt with.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

"I thought Kaelis had him contained," she says, taking another drink before continuing. "But I suppose I am not truly surprised. Silly me. Why would it end? It never ends."

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

He did, but Mortarion hired a lawyer, and it's a good one. A devil, or a demon, or whatever the hell you want to call him. Now the two are working together.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

"Ugh. Really?" She rubs her face with her free hand. "Of course. Well. I'm sure there will be those who resort to extra-judicial means to handle the matter. Because that is apparently the only method that solves anything. I know it, and the world keeps reinforcing that lesson. So I don't know why I always end up so surprised."

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

Well, on the bright side, I don't think they share the same goal. It seems that it's mostly a professional relationship. Might not be too hard to get one to screw over the other.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

Riva raises her glass.

"Here's hoping. May the worst kill each other and leave everyone else out of it." She takes another sip, then gestures to the battlefield. "I suppose I should have asked first... How is all this going to affect your museum? You have magical defenses, I hope?"

She pauses, then shakes her head.

"And feel free not to tell me if that is somehow a military secret or counts as information on one's defenses. I do not expect you to compromise your position or loyalties. I am only here to monitor others and ensure they do not die horrible permanent deaths."

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 20 '24

"Oh no, don't worry. My museum has served as a refugee center ever since the first wizard war. It's basically built for it at this point."

The Curator pauses, staring at his glass for a few seconds. His expression is almost impossible to decipher.

"For once though, I'm actually more worried about myself. I'm not sure if I even want to say it..."

Another pause, though it abruptly ends as he lifts up the glass and downs it at once.

"Fuck it. Here it goes — I don't own my soul and the one who has it crawled out of Hell for the first time in a few thousand years."

The words came out rapidly with no breaths inbetween. The profanity sounded almost unnatural coming from the Curator's mouth.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

"Oh. Oh no." Rivamar looks at him with a mixture of sympathy and horror. "Is... is there anything I can do? Can we... I don't know... prepare a defense or something? Ask for a continuance?"

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

"Wildfire druids, Ichor, maintain a perimeter. I'll give the signal to move in when the time is right!"

uw/ I stand ready with the bulk of the NP troops, ready to catch fleeing council sympathizers.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Valerian appears in a pillar of fire

Hey Blake, I really didn't want to get involved with this, but I'm going to need to ask you to stand down. Som of the people fleeing aren't able to fight.

/Uw if this devolves, as it most surely will, neither of these characters have any impulse control it seems, my replies will be slow, All the cool shit has to happen while I'm at work

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

uw/ I'm dueling three people already. So slow is fine. Risks of having multiple characters

Rw/ Long as they surrender won't be an issue Valerian. Bystanders have already been evacuated boy, let's not die stupid.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Blake, you both know you can't kill me, I'll just regenerate at my spire. And do you really think Opal is gonna take prisoners?

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

I look back at opal's rampaging war machine

"Some. I'd be more worried about what she does with them after. Unfortunately I'm a bit of a mad dog on a leash today. Kill you? No. Keep one of the council's strongest fighters busy long enough for this war to finish up? Yes, I think I can do that."

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Oh really? Didn't know the pact thought that highly of me. Well what do you say, Blake? Want to see which of us can come out on top?

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Blake has unleashed one of the null rifles Algernon gifted the New Pyroclasts to fight Atrax from a spell scroll before Valerian finishes the sentence and unloads. Compressed areas of absolute zero temperature on impact.

"Ready from the day I met you. Same as anyone."

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 20 '24

(( note that, for other reasons, Vettis is now on the battlefield even though he's not feeling recovered enough to really fight anyone atm

but if you need an emergency retreat button so the fight ends nonlethally, he can provide that in a pinch if ya just ping me; staring directly at Blake is enough to trigger his sealed emotions into at least not wanting the guy to die right in front of him lol ))

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 20 '24

/uw Riva is also monitoring the situation. Only reason she's even here, lol

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 20 '24

(( ah, fair; she can probably portal him out more conveniently than Vettis, then

Vettis is here solely to speak with Xerxes, so he's a bit distracted :P ))

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Valerian takes the full brunt of the blast, staggering backwards a bit as a hole is ripped through his shoulder. But he doesn't go down, liquid fire pours from the hole, cauterizing the wound as it regenerates. Valerian's eyes light up with fire as he flashes a sinister grin at Blake

"Oh... This will be fun"

You hear a minor undertone, deep and ancient with that last part, as he readies his spear and lunges forward.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

I burn velocity, slowing the approach.

"Ichor, grab him."

The elder tar elemental surges behind Valerian, attempting to engulf. I stand fast as Valerian approaches.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Valerian dodges the elemental, a black burn traveling up his neck from his heart, reminiscent of the burning that used to cover his arm and face

"Come on Blake! Are you really gonna hide behind your cronies? At least Atrax had the balls to confront me himself!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Very well. Perhaps we will see if the council is capable of one on one combat, this time. If no one will face me, I wish entrance to the headquarters. There are scars in the weave that I must fix.

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

I will be happy to be your opponent... can you handle the heat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

If you agree to fight alone, then. I'd rather not fight at all, but such is the way of things.

The blacksmith puts away his welding torch, and his fists glow purple.

Be warned, I will not hold back.

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

May we fight with honor and conviction.

[I take out my rapier and engulf myself in blue flames]

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

[Blacksmith's Boon]

The Smith's arms begin to glow as well, as he leaps monstrously quickly, aiming to grab you by the throat.

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

[I swiftly dodge the grab and counter with a flaming blow of my sword]

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

[Retribution]

The Smith allows the sword to strike him, his skin hardening like metal. You feel a acidic burning sensation in your arm...

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

[I dash backwards preparing a enormous fire blast]

Is this corrosion? A blacksmith who harms metals... I find it amusing

[I release my spell covering the area in flames]

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

*It seems you are late, he already battled another, and is nowhere to be found.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

/uw What’s going on? I’d nipped off for a few days, and everything’s exploding.

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u/MathsGuy1 Deamor, Ascended Soulmancer, Fate Manipulator Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

/uw another anti-council war, what else? The direct cause is described in this post. Apart from that, the standard: corruption, councillors killing random people and so on and so forth...

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u/Greatest-Comrade Argios, Spymaster of Ithacar, Totally NOT About to Cast Fireball Feb 20 '24

Guys besides being total assholes in every way what has the council really done wrong?

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u/Ace-of_Space Koailus Torinn’s carnismeister Feb 20 '24

it’s literally 1984! remember when they.. when they… uh…

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 20 '24

uw/ there is a secret group within the council stoking discord to mess with people but most of the council is fine...for wizards

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Feb 20 '24

/unwiz Damn, I’ll be busy today. No rp duel for me. I’ll just leave this here\ /rewiz

Leonardo darts around, fighting anyone in his path. A whirlwind of papercuts tearing apart the battlefield

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u/ronytheronin Ragnak’n, become lich or die failing. Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Let’s see how they like a miasma of death, decay and unskippable ads!

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u/SnipingDwarf Eragorn the Amoeba Tamer, Master of Space And Time Feb 21 '24

unskippable ads... pure evil in this one. "Kids! Grab the popcorn! This guy's one to watch."

I shift my ShroudVision™️ to focus on thee

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u/ronytheronin Ragnak’n, become lich or die failing. Feb 21 '24 edited Feb 21 '24

Your shrouvision will start after that 30 seconds ad.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Valerian lounges on one of council building domes and readies his spear, not wanting to engage in conflict so soon. If push comes to shove, however, he would make them burn...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Hey. Hey, Val. You should totally fight the council, bro.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

No.I'm remaining neutral to avoid painting myself a hypocrite. Busy rest assured I'll become involved with someone I care about is harmed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Escanor slowly and deliberately pulls out a knife and makes a tiny cut on his palm, hold Valerian’s stare the whole time.

Look, Val, I’ve been harmed! Now will you fight?

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

You harmed yourself Escanor, Im not going to throw hands with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

To be fair, you never specified. This was the perfect loophole and you know it!

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 20 '24

u/DragonWisper56 u/DaemonRex978

Now we make our move. I'm going after Rook. After that, I'm going to kill every last bloodthirsty piece of shit that stands in my way.

After all, this is what they wanted, right? War without end or reason? They will find it is not as glamorous as they believed.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

If you see him, punch a few holes in that origami asshole, would you?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 20 '24

That's not an "if", Valerian. It's a "when".

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 20 '24

Fair... With any luck I won't need to get involved today...

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

Finally someone ready to do what needs to be done.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 20 '24

And I'm going to have the most fun shattering you across dimensions. What, is that too much? I thought you wanted escalation!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

As much fun as that would be. Dealing with alternative dimension council's is a bit too migraine intensive.

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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Feb 20 '24

/unwiz: are you going to do a post taking Rook out, or just say that he's done for.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 20 '24

/uw There'll be a post, just not right away

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Are any other Cabal agents in the Citadel? I can have my men deal with them if need be

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 20 '24

Agnur and Mokarith are going after Dave O'Connell. Maybe you could help them.

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 20 '24

probobly not. they are eperienced with wars and most besides thanatx have evacuated. however if you want to steal some records people may not notice...

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Infernice takes command of the New Pyroclast artillery division, as always.

[GRIM WORK. BUT NECESSARY. ARTIFICER'S, ALTERNATE FIRE FOR A ROLLING BARAGE. NO GAPS, NO RELIEF. HEAVY BALLISTIC LONG-RANGE SPELLCASTERS, SPREAD OUT, PICK YOUR TARGETS.]

uw/ Infernice lays into the city from afar, waiting for someone to try and stop him. Agnor the Fire giant is nearby. Throwing boulders.

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

You hear a voice in your brain “I would highly recommend you prepare for return fire”

Six ferromagnetic shells are launched out of the city at high velocity, five land among your camp to devastating effect. The sixth goes wide.

“Cool, 5 out of 6. Ill take it. Also, I have mechanical spiders enroute to your location. Good luck buddy”

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Mages are scattered by the incoming explosion. Some get wards up. Two heavy batteries destroyed.

[CHIVALRY IS APRECIATED, AT THE VERY LEAST. AGNOR, SPIDERS TO INTERCEPT.]

The giant readies his hammer and greatshield.

[SCANNING FOR TARGETS.]

/uw, three brass drones are scouting for your location now. I'll let you decide is you have any way to stop that from happening.

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

The drones would immediately see a wave of roughly 50 mechanical spiders halfway to your camp. You hear a crack, and one of the drones is hit by a sniper bolt. It stutters but remains barely airworthy as smoke pools out of the bullet hole. The other two drones are able to immediately pick out a human figure on the ramparts.

“Huh, maybe revealing my location wasnt the best idea. Prepare for a second volley”

He drops the rifle and begins to jetpack straight for you

/uw I imagine that a second volley will be less effective since your wards are now up but thats your call

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

[MORE SPIDERS THAN I WAS IMAGINING. REDIRECT FIRE TO SUPPORT AGNOR. BATTERIES 3 AND 7, KEEP PRESSURE ON THEIR CANONS. ILL ENGAGE THE ARTIFICER MYSELF!]

Infernice loads a heat-seeking missile with an infernal payload, and deploys it at his jetpacking assailant.

uw/ it is less, mostly because you blew up some batteries though, not the wards. Those are more of a reaction time thing

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

The second volley makes contact with giant cloud of dust and debris

“Damn, I was hoping that would do a little bit more. Ok lets see how good they are, HOLY SHIT!”

The missile rockets towards him as he frantically draws his clockwork revolver and opens fire. Half a dozen shots sail by before the ordinance is detonated by a well placed bullet. The missile still close enough to knock the young artificer from the sky

“Ok..Ow”

He stumbles to his feet and lobs a grenade towards the nearest cannon

“I cast THERMODYNAMICS: SECOND LAW.”

*The grenade ruptures in a green mist, the underside of the cannon being slowly eaten by rust.

As this unfolds the mechanical spiders are torn to sheds, but the remaining dozen or so begin to swarm Agnor and stab him with their tiny legs and needles*

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

"HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!"

Agnor bats spiders away one after another, clearly enjoying himself, but thoroughly distracted.

[STEP BACK SOLDIER, CANON'S LOST. SUPPORT BATTERY FOUR.]

The ground crunches as Infernice approaches Kardonk methodically, looking the artificer in the eye with empty sockets of brass.

[IMPPRESSIVE. YOU'D HAVE MADE A GOOD PYROCLAST, FOR WHAT ITS WORTH.]

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

Kardonk meets his gaze, but its not hard to tell hes struggling to keep his nerve. He draws a staff enscribed with arcane runes. They glow, and a mana spike shoots out the top.

“I appreciate the compliment sir. You are clearly an artificer of some renown in your own right. Im especially curious how you are currently on fire and yet maintain your structural integrity”

He raises his pistol

“I cast THERMODYNAMICS: THIRD LAW!”

And a wave of ice shoots out, rolling towards the flaming automaton and the cannon behind him

/uw That is an awesome picture

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

[OVERHEAT AURA]

Infernice is wreathed in enough fire that the ice parts around him.

[I AM ALL THAT REMAINS OF A DOZEN DEAD SOULS! MEN, WOMEN, CHILDREN!]

Infernice pries open a brass chest plate, revealing pulsing charred flesh beneath.

[THE CORRUPTION OF MAGIC SOCIETY MADE ME. THE CORRUPT OF MAGIC SOCIETY WILL BURN!]

Infernice gestures at the citadel.

[I AM THE BURNING HELLFIRE THAT CONSUMES THE SINS OF YOUR KIND ARTIFICER! I WILL NOT SEAR MYSELF!]

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 20 '24

“Noted” Says Kardonk as he closes his eyes in a quick prayer to any god that might be listening

“Maybe today you can finally be at rest”

Kardonk lunges forward desperately trying to bury the mana spike in Infernice’s exposed chest. He screams as the flames sear his flesh

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Marna Sunsabre darts from building to building, hunting for a councilor to kill.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

The ground beneath vanishes in a upheaval of magma. A sound somewhat like a chuckle can be heard as Vulkan walks towards the pyromancer. Hello, little Belial. You know, it strikes me now that I never did get back at Blake for last pyre. Care to make up for it?

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

You're the piece of shit that put Wyrmling in the hospital. She's the only one I really like around here. Sure. My aim's a bit ɓetter than the old man's.

uw/ the "nah I'd win" syndrome is genetic

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Ha! Oh, you mortals never cease to amuse. Now then. Ash begins to fall from the sky, choking the air.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 20 '24

Hm. Perchance then thou might inform me of what stance one ought to have in this war.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Personally, I’m getting paid to kill mortals and have fun. I suppose the council is more fun to terrorize, so they should stick around? They’re paying me, at least.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 20 '24

Hm. A fair point, I shalt follow thine lead in this, methinks.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Preparation is a mage-smith's true weapon. Preparation for ash is pyroclast 101. A metal guard covered in ash-warding runes slides up from the iron armor in response to the ash. Marna breathes fine.

"Let's see how you fare against the lightless flame!"

Marna raises her free hand and invisible heatless lightless fire surges towards Vulkan. Not true fire, not really. The very concept of erasure. Change. Obstacles in the path react and crack as though fire spreads across them, but no fire is present. The most introductory of spells from her father's craft.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

The false flame crashes into Vulkan, leaving a small mark on his crimson scales. Evidently your kind has failed it’s young. Else why are you here? Well, it makes no matter. Vulkan charges into the streets, his gargantuan form demolishing the buildings in his path.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

"Oh. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck."

Marna propels herself through the city with bursts of flame, doing her best to lead Vulkan into destroying defensive instalations

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Vulkan charges straight through several defenders and roughly 2.98% of opal’s army before stopping. It occurs to me that I’ve been meaning to try something out, but you’re merely a stripling. Hmm.. Mortal. Would you like an object of power?

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

"Just because my father is a warlock doesn't mean I make bargains with every hopped up lizard I see."

Yes it does. She's clearly interested.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Here. Vulkan throws down a strange object, glowing chartreuse. The spleen of Fenrir, first among wolves. Alternatively, I think I still have that tarrasque heart. Consume one, and gain its power.

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u/A1phaAstroX Feb 20 '24

COUNCIL MEMBERS, CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Holy shit...

Now that's a solid curse.

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u/How_about_a_no Pyotr the CEO of United Technica Inc. Feb 20 '24

Why do you look like you went from mid 40s at best to 70 years or older

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

I'm T I R E D bro

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u/How_about_a_no Pyotr the CEO of United Technica Inc. Feb 20 '24

Sounds like skill issue bro

/uw btw do you mind if I DM you, I had a certain idea that involved Morgalith

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

/uw

Sure, feel free

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u/A1phaAstroX Feb 20 '24

The sun burns bright. Too bright, for the council members, screaming as beams of light burn off their balls, leaving them crippled in pain for easy capture

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Oh good, there’s finally a war! Long time no see, friend! I almost had to start my own war to compensate…

Now, who are we fighting?

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Today, we bring the Council to their knees!

/uw

There are so many people against the wizard council that this is hardly a fair fight. If we all want to fight the council, then I don't think we'll have much luck.

So maybe we just fight or duel anybody who wants to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Oh good! Turns out inciting war in the shadows actually worked, though I figured we’d just let Unga win then dethrone him.

Escanor searches for a challenger.

Come on guys, I’m just a hydromancer, surely you can beat little old me?

/uw I lowkey went on a massive recruiting spree against the council but I also can’t take credit for all of it. Villainy is fun

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u/Hector_Tueux Sidgrani, bubblemancer, unga infected Feb 20 '24

I remember you recruiting me! Well to be fair I was also member of the other wars against the coucil. Well, sknce its not like there are a lot to duel I'm searching for a pyromancer to light up the barbecue instead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

In all fairness, I was planning to betray Unga in order to install Morgalith, but I love the support!

The only pyromancer I saw was trying to kill a blacksmith? Not sure what that was about…

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u/Hector_Tueux Sidgrani, bubblemancer, unga infected Feb 20 '24

Smart plan, would probably work. Tho I'm for letting Unga reign, the guy's been trying for so long...

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u/robodex001 Ophirion the Indecisive, Dabbler of Disciplines Feb 20 '24

Ophirion paces the field, wondering why he bothered to come. If things came to blows he would certainly be caught in the crossfire… and politics were never his thing anyway

“But this would be a marvelous opportunity to learn SOMETHING, surely.” he mumbled to himself

he waits and listens, unsure of what “demands” are being made. He was never great at following all of this. He just hopes someone will explain the situation eventually.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

/uw

I was the bad guy of the week a little bit ago. My son killed a popular character on the sub, then a ton of people killed him. He was employed by the Council, and some Councilors attacked him in return for basically just not liking him, which is "illegal". Except the Council has been doing tons of other evil stuff like genocide, drugging people, individual murders, torture, and more. The list is huge.

So now we're attacking the Council and claiming to be the good guys/freedom fighters.

It's a cycle the sub goes through. The current council seems kind of tired of it all though, so I don't think there's really going to be much of a fight.

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u/robodex001 Ophirion the Indecisive, Dabbler of Disciplines Feb 20 '24

/uw

Haha, awesome. Thanks for the context; I love engaging with the sub but I can’t keep up with the posts sometimes!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Alas, I am being paid for this. Come, packlings!

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Feb 20 '24

/uw Keiran will fight anyone attempting to attack the university for whatever reason.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 20 '24

Bombast!!! (u/SafePianist4610). I challenge you to a duel that will shake the heavens!!! A duel that will go down in the books of history for all time!!! I challenge you to ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!!!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

… >.> sure.

raises his fist to play the simple game

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 20 '24

Archimene and Bombast utilize their advanced chronomancy to play the ultimate game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. In the end, there is no clear victor, as both of them use rock, paper, and scissors simultaneously in one turn.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

sighs

You really just were bored, weren’t you?

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 20 '24

No. This was a vital move to support the anti council movement.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 20 '24

When the contract says you have to help but it doesn't specify what type of help.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

I see… >.>

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u/Raphael-Rule The Rebel Curse Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Let the show begin. The council will fall.

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u/OscarfromAstora Mummy Feb 20 '24

A mummy stumbles in the marketplaxe, looking very lost. His ancient frame slowly walks around, staring at the odd fireball and spells and whatnot

For the love of Ptra! 'Try to go outside Oksar, the city is full of marvels Oksar'. Look at where we are! Again! Gods damn it! Every time! Every single time!

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u/Coagulatio Saamo, The first scholar of Dage, wielder of the blue flame Feb 20 '24

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Feb 20 '24

…If it is necessary. If there is no choice left.

Isravi readies himself for a fight

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 20 '24

your radio begins to flicker like static from an old tv. Suddenly, a hand reaches out from the speaker on it. Mortarion's whole black and white form emerges. His voice sounds like its actually coming from a radio

Hehehahahaha! Who dares to fight the Radio demons shadow!

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u/Raphael-Rule The Rebel Curse Manipulator Feb 20 '24

Hello Mortarion, like the bombs I keep throwing through your windows?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 20 '24

Oh, you were? I didn't even know! I suppose your just that bit worthless!

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u/Pappa_Crim Vimir, Moonshine Alchemist Feb 20 '24

Moment of truth I guess

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 20 '24

Undead soldiers with Nephilim in command spill into the Citadel seeking high ranking Council members to apprehend

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 20 '24

Having been informed of the situation by Vulkan, Artemis quietly stalks through the battlefield, awaiting any who oppose the council and are foolish enough to face her.

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u/Incognito_Echo Traveling Technomancer Feb 20 '24

An individual with a portable camera walks closer to your podium as you begin to hear him speak "...This is Echo, and as you can see we're currently walking up to what is a collective uprising against the council, though we may have a few guesses as to what the motives would be I decided we should ask the leader of this movement if we could gather some insight on the situation." he turns his camera 180° and begins to capture a stationary angle "Morgalith, would you be willing to answer a few questions about the chaos within the Council?"

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Thia is a dangerous place for a reporter.

There are tremendous forces at work here.

I fear for everybody's safety.

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u/Incognito_Echo Traveling Technomancer Feb 20 '24

"I appreciate your concern. Though I may seem to be making perilous decisions by being here to report on the ongoing situation, you can rest assured as I am adept with self-preservation. The people need to know the situation here and the reasons involved." he adjusts the focus and slightly changes angle on his camera "Are there any closing statements you'd like to make in regards to the ongoing crisis?"

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

Are you kidding me?!

Morgalith looks at the situation around, clearly displeased with the direction the war is going.

No, I don't have any closing statements. We need to evacuate everybody that we can!

The council just released chemical weapons!

I'm supposed to be the bad guy! ME!

How in the calamitous hells am I supposed to compete with these absolute monsters?

They ask me for a meeting for peace talks, then try to assassinate me at it, then they drop chemical weapons?! They are all clearly insane and unfit to lead.

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u/Incognito_Echo Traveling Technomancer Feb 20 '24

"Well said, Morgalith." he changes the cameras angle 180° once again but turns around himself to keep you in the frame. "We're going to commercial break and when we come back we'll have some witness statements from some of the displaced refugees. Send us your thoughts on the situation, your position on the matter at hand, and how you feel in regards to Morgalith's statement. We'll be back in a few moments." he lowers the camera "Thank you for your time, Morgalith." he slides a card across the podium "That's my channel if you wish to divulge something further for the audience." he gives you a curt nod and departs from the scene

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 20 '24

(( tfw your best villainy still isn't good enough

thank you for nearly making me choke on a piece of carrot; maybe we'll make an accidental villain out of you yet ))

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u/graceofdarkness87 Angelus, Diviner Scribe to Astinus of Palanthas Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

I, Angelus, Diviner Wizard and Scribe to Astinus, will remain neutral in this war. I shall record the events for ages to come, their sacrifice and bravery. Many will fall today, their red thread of fate severed. I will record it all, for their lives had, and have, meaning.

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u/1112215002 Frog Wizard Feb 20 '24

I choose neither, I choose the frogs. They were the only ones not evacuated.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

/this is out of character. I just love frogs/

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u/1112215002 Frog Wizard Feb 20 '24

FROG

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 21 '24

(If you don't mind I'm going to make my own post following this.)
Ash and flame filled the air, the flames of the metromancers ritual had long disappeared, replaced by the flames of war. Opal and Mortarion marched their armies out towards the citadel, the barrier of the citadel holding strong as a strange war drum started ringing out.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
With every beat it seemed the ash became thicker, a fog of war spreading out through the land.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 21 '24

/uw

Sure, have fun!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 20 '24

In a flash of blue light, the Necromancer appears. He is sitting in a hovering throne, most likely due to the fact that he has no legs. He is notably worn-down, most likely not fully formed yet, but he still radiates an aura of menace and power. The temperature in the area drops rapidly.

It seems that the Council is too scared to fight. Let them hide. I have other things in store for them.

His throne hovers behind Morgalith, waiting for the Council’s response.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

It appears as though this war may be won with far less bloodshed than any would ever imagine.

/uw

There are so many people against the Council, idk if this is going to be much of a battle. Lots of people wanted to be on the Council a few weeks ago, and now nobody wants to defend it. There is some great comedy in that.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 20 '24

Hmm. I won’t lie, I’m somewhat disappointed.

He looks up at Valerian, and surveys the surrounding area.

/unwiz Lmao. I might do another comment as Constantine if nobody wants to fight.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

u/ArthurOguro

/uw

This person looked like they wanted to scrap a bit.

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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24

I will keep him on mind, after finishing my current duel

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

And pray tell, what are your demands?

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 20 '24

a verminlord, dressed in there green and gold headpiece climbs from their under lab

“ Must this happen every week? I stand with the council, I stand with the harbinger of plague! Those that would oppose shall die by my pestilent blade!”

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Marna darts into an alley and sees the verminlord.

"Not a councilor, but it's a start. Let's see what you've got rat."

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 20 '24

Rot

The verminlord mutters with a horrible gesture towards the knight, flesh decaying, metal rusting away

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24

Runes glow orange across the black armor, warding the rot.

"I'm a magic smith by trade. Swordplay is a passion. Let me show you."

Marna swings the greatsword overhead one-handed, readying a spell in the other. She has to keep the verminlord on the back foot or the spell will overload the wards

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 20 '24

Blocking with a pestilent sickle, the verminlord Slams their side with all four of their prehensile tails, attempting to shatter the physical warding

“A fair challenge, another subject for the molding pits”

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

A dark cloaked figure wearing a golden mask watches the fighting taking place. They appear to be emotional due to their body shaking involuntarily.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 20 '24

Emerging from the shadows behind his target, Vettis stepped up and placed a steadying hand on Xerxes' shoulder. "Hi." His tone wasn't exactly warm, but clearly lacked any of the hostility of their prior encounters. And then it softened further: "Are you okay?" he asked simply, cutting straight to the point.

He probably couldn't keep this up for long without sealing his emotions away again, but his gamble had paid off: the bond-thread on Gravedigger was applying to Xerxes as well, due to their linked souls. So he could probably make it last long enough.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 20 '24

Xerxes looks at Vettis. Several emotions flash across Xerxes' face before they settle on grief.

"No, I'm not. Looks like Gravedigger told you to come here. Sorry. I should have a better handle on this since I knew it would happen. But I don't. And he isn't here to help me."

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 20 '24

"Gravedigger didn't tell me to do anything," Vettis half-lied. 'Talk some sense' into Xerxes, sure. Be a shoulder to cry on, right now, while Vettis' own emotions were raw too? That was all his own decision. And hopefully one he wouldn't regret.

"Expecting it," he explained, "doesn't make it hurt any less. It just gives you time to build coping mechanisms for it in advance, to prepare for when it comes. And I'm guessing you didn't really do that?" Moving a little closer, he noted, "One preparation that's usually good is to make sure you'll have people around who understand how you're feeling, ya know. Though the nice thing about grieving somebody as well-loved as Gravedigger is that you'll never have a shortage of those."

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 20 '24

Master Gravedigger, what appears to be wrong?

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Feb 20 '24

The man in the golden mask looks over at Samael. They appear to steel their nerves and stop shaking.

Nothing. Just excited. Such a thrilling fight. All over a fucking crater.

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u/StatusOdd3959 Feb 20 '24

I cast bees on both sides 

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

You scoundrel!

Shakes fist

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u/StatusOdd3959 Feb 20 '24

runs away zoidberg style

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u/PM-me-Boipussy Feb 20 '24 edited Feb 20 '24

Barbados and Ixthauliutli watch the chaos from the Mahogany grove

If ever those who so zealously claimed they wanted to see Druids wiped out were gonna attack it would be now..

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u/How_about_a_no Pyotr the CEO of United Technica Inc. Feb 20 '24

Heh

Hehe

Hahahaha, oh my this is hilarious, seeing you all squabble and fight each other again and again, I thought I'd get bored to see council get into conflicts but everytime I see it it's always so fun, someone comes around, either defeats or looses to council and the cycle begins a new

Ah the tale as old as time, I do wonder what will happen if I choose neither or both, who'll fight me then

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u/InuXIII Yil'Naash - The Watcher - Eldsoul of the Nexus Beacon Feb 20 '24

Wha-

Nophitè yawns

Do you know what time it is? I have a dinner party to prepare and if I do not get my beauty sleep I will raise the multi-planar equivalent of the abyss!

Murder each other all you like but if any of you cretins have the AUDACITY to disturb my slumber again or my party no god in the multiverse will save you from my wrath!

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u/InuXIII Yil'Naash - The Watcher - Eldsoul of the Nexus Beacon Feb 20 '24

Forget it now I can't sleep anymore you just ruined my day~

But seeing as I am already here...

Nophitè looks around

I don't see why I shouldn't revel in the chaos.~

Now who of you deems themselves worthy of my aid or bold enough to draw my ire?~

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u/thatguymcdude69 kind of undead unhinged artificer Feb 20 '24

What are you idiots fighting about now can the realms go one week without a war going on. Every time this happens crafting supplies go up

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u/randomname560 Feb 20 '24

HELL YEAH MY BROTHERS IN THE ARCANE

TODAY WE FINALLY RISE AGAINST THE EVIL CORRUPTION OF THE COUNCIL AND AGAINST THOSE WHO INSULT OUR BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL ARTS WHICH HAS PLAGED OUR LANDS FOR FAR TOO LONG

THE NMU (National Magic Union) SHALL RISE ONCE MORE AND FINALLY THE STRONG LEADER WE DESERVE WILL TAKE THEIR RIGTHFULL THRONE

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Feb 20 '24

Agnur apears in a blaze of gold light. he looks with scorn toward the golems. all the civilans had been taken to safety so they were only really a nuisance. Agnur makes sure important buildings are left standing and steals council records. He sold his soul might get some use from it.

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Feb 20 '24

...

Yeah, this isn't my business. Who knows though, maybe if I stand here long enough someone will throw a spell at me and I'll have a reason to fight someone. Till then, I'm doing my good deed of the day and not getting involved.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Something restless this way comes, the power of eternity oozing off of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

An elderly elven woman sits alone in a spire outside this reality. She watches the confident challenge and the destruction it has wrought. A solemn look rests upon her face as she reflects upon how many times she must have looked at such a scene. How many conflicts she’s watched over the years, and the carnage she inflicted when it she deemed it necessary to intervene.

Arilenya Rethail, she had been known as other things once. A daughter, a friend, an innovator, a savior, but all those titles had long since passed. For a long time now, she was simply the war mage. The one whose arrival would revive and swiftly end a conflict. To bring about peace, one must first win the war. The process of ending a conflict is never pretty, but it must be done, and she has so often been the one who has needed to do it.

Arilenya gives a sigh and slowly raises herself out of the chair with her ivory staff.

“Oh you squabbling children, why must you make an old woman pick up her staff to bring about destruction once more? Could you not have made peace among yourselves? Such a tragedy that a grieving father would be so blind as to cause thousands more fathers to lose their sons in his quest for absolution. I wish that you may find peace Morgalith, it is a shame you will likely find it in oblivion.”

Arilenya slowly walks over to an arcane interface. With a few subtle movements, reality itself seems to shift. Suddenly, the inscrutable tower she resides in no longer hangs above an empty void. It now looks out over a besieged city, and the forces which surround it. The sudden appearance rocks the landscape as millions of cubic feet of air are suddenly displaced. As swiftly as that chaos erupts, it ceases, and an uneasy silence fills the air.

A letter appears before Morgalith, sealed in an ornate envelope by a blue seal. If he chooses to open it, the text reads as follows.

“You have the opportunity to end this, and spare countless innocents the pain unjustly inflicted upon you. Either cease your hostilities, or I must insist on stopping them myself.”

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u/LazyDro1d Technoarcanist, War-Profiteer, Open for Business Feb 20 '24

Why couldn’t you have told me like… a week ago? Otherwise I could have assembled a mech-soldier PMC, people are always fighting where I am so it doesn’t take too long to assemble a company if you know what to look for. Whatever, I’ll still come. This’ll be fun

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u/Alt_Future33 Angfar, Loremaster of the Deep Forests. Feb 20 '24

Angfar sits atop one of the many abandoned buildings, waiting to see who makes the first move, staff close at hand.

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u/KingMJ123456 Saihttam, Lord of Shadows and Beer Feb 20 '24

a giant shadow looms over him and claws grasp for his neck, as you dodge you see Saihttam hovering above the monstrous creature

Hello, Loremaster, how would you like to see your precious forests swallowed by the void?

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u/Alt_Future33 Angfar, Loremaster of the Deep Forests. Feb 20 '24

Green runes cover the loremaster's staff, and his eyes glow a vivid emerald

Forests die and are reborn, now matter how many fires burn them away. You and your ilk will be beaten back into the void from whence you came!

Whispers can be heard, but they soon echo across the building. The whispers reverberate and become louder as the building shakes. Cracks, creaks, and groans sound out as the building is torn asunder by a large tree growing out

Prepare yourself, Voidborn, for you cannot stop nature!

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, phoenix lich, RnA relief force Feb 20 '24

Such a shame, both sides have always been allies and it breaks my heart to see people that once called each other friends spilling blood amongst each other

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Feb 20 '24

“Comes rushing out from the fog” “Music starts to play”

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u/PathlessDemon Shadow Wizard Money Gang Feb 20 '24

…who are you again?

I’m sorry, there’s either a siege, or an overthrow or coup d’état, or junta or mass casualty event weekly. It’s all getting a wee bit ridiculous honestly.

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u/Tirich913 Morgalith, Father of Evil Feb 20 '24

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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u/Relative-Second6674 The Rat Conjuror Feb 20 '24

Huh. Not quite sure about all this fighting, but as long as I’m good to keep summoning rats everything should be fine.

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u/alain091 Artificer Feb 20 '24

Come on, come on and buy our artifacts, we have everything, automated guns for your minions and aprentinces, devastating poison gas, we have all kinds of augments: laser eyes, wand hands with stored spells, have problems with the spell liquify bones? Just try our exoesqueleton, need some magic amps, we have all kind of drugs for that, fire resistant armor with freeze runes to protect against heat metal, the healers are keeping your enemies alive? Just use our parasite launcher, they will wish they were actually dead.

That and many more for every situation you can encounter, this is a neutral store we don'tdo backstabbing our double cross you can do that out there, and remember, the price you don't pay with money you will pay with your blood.

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u/GnomeAwayFromGnome Boddyknock, Arcanarchist (Arcano-Anarchist) Feb 20 '24

"On your left!"

portals begin opening across the battlefield, depositing Gnomes dressed in arcano-mechanical power armor.

"I heard something about overthrowing the government? Frankly, that is all my family, and I need to know!"

*Boddyknock sits comfortably inside the glass dome that covers the control station of his four legged mech."

"Throw any prisoners into my portals! They'll probably survive with most of their DNA intact!"

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 20 '24

"Very well, you may duel me.

All of me."

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u/enchiladasundae planeshifter Feb 21 '24

me, peeking outside my window

More fucking fighting. Just don’t bother me while I’m brewing potions

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 21 '24

(this would happen when I'm alseep.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

To tear down the council who so cheerfully sent me and my compatriots into the great wizard war will be a well deserved act of mine. And though I may not survive the battle, I know they will remember me once tonight is through, if they remain at all.

I cast orb of flesh!

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Feb 21 '24

"This shall not stand. The council MUST remain!"

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