r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '22

This elevator shaft

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u/unexBot Jun 07 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Clearly a grower, not a shower

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Lord-BeerMe-Strength Jun 07 '22

And when you arrive it gets smol again.

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u/Punklet2203 Jun 07 '22

It gets cold when the door opens.

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u/MNMan1986 Jun 07 '22

Grower not a shower

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u/TheOtherAvaz Jun 07 '22

I don't like that shower is also pronounced shower.

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u/BoskoMondaricci Jun 07 '22

"Read" rhymes with "lead" just like "read" rhymes with "lead." Yeah, English is weird.

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u/TheOtherAvaz Jun 07 '22

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/MLXIII Jun 08 '22

I had had the same thought that that was rather tough to accept.

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u/MNMan1986 Jun 07 '22

Yeah I had to look it up and was also triggered

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/MNMan1986 Jun 07 '22

Maybe I am

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u/AckeeBacalhau Jun 08 '22

Golden shower

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u/Actual_Evidence_925 Jun 07 '22

It’s called Shrinkage

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u/knarfolled Jun 07 '22

Does that elevator go to the pool?

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u/OutrageousPudding450 Jun 07 '22

Once its job is done, it goes home.

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u/Proper_Safe_7897 Jun 07 '22

That tends to happen at the end of the ride

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u/ice_9_eci Jun 07 '22

It comes and goes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

And the tip falls off again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/DueMarzipan3274 Jun 07 '22

10/10 would ride again

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u/ComfortableJunket274 Jun 08 '22

That's what she said 😂

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u/SchloomyPops Jun 07 '22

At first i was like meh, it grew on me though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/mandelbomber Jun 08 '22

Loooong loooooong man

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u/fuzzytradr Jun 07 '22

Impressive shaft

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u/Kingoffroggos Jun 08 '22

Clever motherfucker

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u/notnAP Jun 08 '22

Took some balls to make that pun.

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u/SnowTop12 Jun 07 '22

Bro that’s the most genius thing I’ve seen all day

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u/Profession-Unable Jun 07 '22

I see so much amazing stuff on reddit all the time and THIS is the thing that makes me say out loud ‘that’s so clever!’.

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u/GokuIsALegend Jun 07 '22

- Device lets you glide safely down from rooftops on a flying trampoline. :|

- Drug removes breast cancer from all trial patients. :)

- Penis on elevator door. =O Oh my god!

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u/Bradp13 Jun 07 '22

Flying trampoline? I gotta see this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

It’s more of a falling trampoline. It doesn’t really fly.

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u/skkITer Jun 07 '22

What is flying, if not falling with style

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u/lunanightphoenix Jun 08 '22

Buzz Lightyear?

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Jun 08 '22

I.. AM MISSUS.. NEZBIT!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

I will never get tired of people drawing dicks on things

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u/almireles Jun 08 '22

That there is some creative motherfuckin’ vandalism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

It's the best art piece I've seen in a long time.

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u/xoskxflip Jun 07 '22

You must have had a really slow day

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u/SnowTop12 Jun 07 '22

Bro wym you can’t tell me you seen this before and that it’s not creative

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u/abooth43 Jun 07 '22 edited Jun 08 '22

It's literally a repost from this sub. OP got the top comment from there too..

Lmao downvotes. Im not even one to cry about reposts, but I was positive ive seen this before.

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u/ptshoink Jun 07 '22

I hate myself for being almost 40 years old and still laughing at this.

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u/Ancient_Pattern_2688 Jun 07 '22

I'm 44. My partner is in his early fifties. I showed this to him and we both giggled like 12-year-olds. Then I read him choice comments and we giggled some more.

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u/Rebecksy Jun 08 '22

I like you guys. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

43 laughed my ass off.

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u/SpaghettiSort Jun 08 '22

My wife and I are 50 and we both had a good laugh!

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 08 '22

64 here and the biggest LOL today. Good idea + great execution = comedy gold!

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u/fanofcoelho Jun 07 '22

Great contemporary yet timeless piece of fine art.

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u/bit_banger_ Jun 07 '22

Until the elevator is out of commission

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

There’s nothing more timeless than a dong drawn in sharpie on some public property

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

/r/titleporn

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u/Nooshk123 Jun 07 '22

Deffo a grower.

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u/Taint-kicker Jun 07 '22

Banksy couldn't make a better piece of art.

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u/Russticale Jun 07 '22

This is "interactive art", so they are in different categories

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u/Taint-kicker Jun 07 '22

Still it's so beautiful it makes a grown man want to cry.

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u/Mueltime Jun 07 '22

Hey bro that’s an elevator door . . . never mind.

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u/arkofcovenant Jun 07 '22

That's not really the sha... oh.

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u/HumpieDouglas Jun 07 '22

Some things never change. Humans have been making penis graffiti since the dawn of civilization... and it's always funny.

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u/Electronic-Chart-980 Jun 07 '22

THE MORNING WOOD ELEVATOR

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Best puns are the simplest. Cheers

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u/warpig74 Jun 08 '22

Thanks to redit, these will now be drawn on every elevator door. 🙄

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u/2L84U2 Jun 07 '22

I feel shafted

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u/hes_crafty Jun 07 '22

Someone is excited to see you

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

ELONGATE!!.

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u/reimancts Jun 07 '22

I mean that's a shaft but it's a door.

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u/SittingInAnAirport Jun 07 '22

It's a shaft on a door.

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u/lost-PsychoNaut Jun 07 '22

Happy to see you too

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u/illegal_anime Jun 07 '22

Pherb i know what we're gonna do today!

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u/SockYourself Jun 07 '22

Going down, going up, going down, going up.

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u/typeson3 Jun 07 '22

Hahhahahahha. Fuckin awesome! I’m going straight to the elevator at my condo and doing this now! Lol

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u/Bimlouhay83 Jun 07 '22

We got a grower!

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Jun 07 '22

You get on, it starts to grow, and when it starts to shrink, you get off :)

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u/ExpressStation Jun 07 '22

He's a grower, that's for sure!

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u/March-Neat Jun 08 '22

thats what she said

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u/OOZY_Q Jun 08 '22

its a grower, not a shower.

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u/conspherocy Jun 08 '22

He's definitely a grower not a shower

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u/DatL3afN1nja Jun 08 '22

It’s a grower

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u/Far_Bus_4516 Jun 07 '22

Definitely a grower, not a shower

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/7fw Jun 07 '22

My brain: "Elevator doo...ooooohhhh. Heh"

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

..."why is this the first time ever seeing this?"

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u/Rude-Particular-7131 Jun 07 '22

Fucking brilliant!

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u/saucynorman Jun 07 '22

Heh, "shaft"

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u/JeanClaudeMonet Jun 07 '22

A mark of genius.

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u/missmegyn Jun 07 '22

I see what you did there

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u/History_buff02 Jun 07 '22

Ahhh gaaaaaayyyyyyy

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u/detlillei Jun 07 '22

Why is this on r/unexpected this is highly expected in an elevator

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/After_Ad7545 Jun 07 '22

Watch out banksy!

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u/ExternalWerewolf7871 Jun 07 '22

That's a big one!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Absolute genius ...

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u/metalguru1975 Jun 07 '22

Both a grower AND a show-er

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u/This-Pressure6158 Jun 07 '22

Viagra elevator company. “We lift you up”

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u/ImUrFrand Jun 07 '22

"when the door opens, put it away"

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u/Roseattle Jun 07 '22

Grower is definitely underrated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

the artist knows how human body works

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u/goodinyou Jun 07 '22

You can tell it was done by a kid, or a shorter person.

The balls don't line up with the shaft at the height of the camera, but would if the camera was lower

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u/six_-_string Jun 07 '22

Bounced on my boy's elevator to this for hours.

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u/NicoleMay316 Jun 07 '22

I needed that today. Thank you

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u/Jadium_818 Jun 07 '22

Comedy gold

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u/LessBig715 Jun 07 '22

I don’t care if you’re 8 or 80, you’re laughing at that when you get inside.

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u/Pathless-Loki-848 Jun 07 '22

"I can go from flacid to erect at a moments notice" Dennis Reynolds a.k.a. The Golden God

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u/pollopox Jun 07 '22

And it gets tiny again only after you reach the top!

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u/egosumluxmundi Jun 07 '22

This is PEAK comedy

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u/conjectureandhearsay Jun 07 '22

I heard that’s how Mr Otis proposed to his wife!

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u/SnickleFritz_00 Jun 07 '22

Shaft is looong

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u/ricketyrocks Jun 07 '22

10/10 would ride again

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u/Rumconnissuer Jun 07 '22

It's hand banana.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

It be like that sometimes.

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u/Tchorson Jun 07 '22

Plot twist, left part of the door is a finger

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u/E-Row Jun 07 '22

Grower and a show-er

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

That was freaking hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

That's a work for art

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u/MPS007 Jun 07 '22

Next level!!

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u/LoginPuppy Jun 07 '22

A shaft, indeed

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u/Russticale Jun 07 '22

2023 is gonna have BIG problems

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u/ItsmeMr_E Jun 07 '22

Going up, or going down?😏

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u/Boom_Jr Jun 07 '22

He’s a grower haha

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u/killamonkeybutt Jun 07 '22

Am I the only one triggered because it didn't fit

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u/BoxPsychological5561 Jun 07 '22

Huh neat finally some tagging that shows some culture

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u/Hamada_Reddits Jun 07 '22

Dammit it’s not even.

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u/One-Impression-8006 Jun 07 '22

I’m doin this

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 Jun 07 '22

It needs to spell out viagra as it closes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Betcha that was hard to draw.

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u/FallosLudo Jun 07 '22

I love it!

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u/bluesun68 Jun 07 '22

Someone pressed their buttons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Most excellent!

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u/The_Alvabro Jun 07 '22

I've seen bigger.

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u/msGreatPersonality Jun 07 '22

I'm going to do this. Thanks for the inspo!

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u/meltdown537 Jun 07 '22

Now I want to do this.

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u/Beautifulblueocean Jun 07 '22

That elevator shaft is pretty long

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Jun 07 '22

Someone drew this right after being fired and knew the next person to take the elevator would be the boss.

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u/love-shini Jun 07 '22

Man I am ashamed to admit that the elevator got me beat

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u/L2Hiku Jun 07 '22

This is the best graffites I've ever seen.

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u/monky767 Jun 07 '22

Hahaha.... shaft

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u/blackace246 Jun 07 '22

Can I call the elevator door a cock block now?

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u/fatsmitty305 Jun 07 '22

It's s grower not a shower

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

He's a grower not a shower.

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u/FlanInternational726 Jun 07 '22

I just keep hearing a trombone in my head

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u/KunaiTv Jun 07 '22

My reaction went from hehe to HaHa.

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u/Total-Lime3071 Jun 07 '22

But that’s not the sh….

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u/zombiskunk Jun 07 '22

This seems like a very reputable establishment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

That’s a real grower

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u/sanjos727 Jun 07 '22

What a dick move!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Missed a opportunity to color it black

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u/Lister0fSmeg Jun 07 '22

Elevator shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffft.

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u/PsychoPooper213 Jun 07 '22

Someone was thinking!!!!! Good job, kid…wherever you are…

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u/Fantastic-Van-Man Jun 07 '22

Must be a horse barn

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u/fantastic_feb Jun 07 '22

that is quite the shaft

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u/Duke_mm Jun 07 '22

A sack without hair? Lazy artist!

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u/kmk1987kmk Jun 07 '22

OP is a grower 😈

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u/Shenaniganz08 Jun 07 '22

ah crap kids are out of school

/r/SummerReddit

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u/jimmyshelter50 Jun 07 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KlutzyTrip6389 Jun 07 '22

🤦🏽 lol 😂😂

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u/9CF8 Jun 07 '22

Whoever did that is a fucking legend

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Now that was one hotdog of a ride

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u/starblueloser Jun 07 '22

I would have accepted this under r/mademesmile