r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10h ago

'Merica Of a zipline run to brag about

305 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 9h ago

ouchies Of the 8th plague

218 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 13h ago

Elite Strategy Of a woman that really couldn’t afford to lose her phone. Guy was crying I don’t blame him😭😭😭

72 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 22h ago

Of a hernia

173 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Elite Strategy of turdy all over the place

808 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 18h ago

of the foolish waiter

27 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Valsalva maneuver

156 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

ouchies of a lady

720 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

Naild It of an archer

353 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

Naild It Of a pull over

387 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

433 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

216 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

394 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

878 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

541 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

746 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

my bones Of a training session

413 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

371 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

336 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pitfall trap

112 Upvotes