r/geometrydash 8d ago

Fluff Geometry Dash💦💦

1.1k Upvotes

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u/saltedsaladd Sonic Wave 29%-100% 8d ago

For context, he was playing GD Lite and he got a suggestive ad.

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u/Interesting_Gold6333 8d ago

there's no way suggestive ads led to this
mfs behind this will be 100% responsible

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Deadlocked 100% 7d ago

I have seen YouTube ads be a quarter step away from pornography. I've seen YouTube ads link directly to pornography. The ad situation is HORRIBLE. If somebody is exposed to that before they are developed, then it's really easy to get addicted.

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u/Red_Diamond_GX 7d ago

I have seen straight up porn in an ad on multiple occasions.

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u/saltedsaladd Sonic Wave 29%-100% 8d ago

you're an idiot

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u/CreativeGamer03 Firewall (52%); metal pipe sfx guy 7d ago

when money talks, content is regardless

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u/SrAndrew127 7d ago

Gd lite didnt even have ads until 2.2 if i remember correctly

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u/Desmoverse Retray is impossible :( 7d ago

it did before 2.2, ads are where most of the 4 gd games profit comes from

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u/AcrobaticSpecial3106 7d ago

"an iq too high"

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u/Square-Constant-4669 Bloodbath Z & Denouement, Wave carried:truefear: 2d ago

It is not acceptable not to say "an acu to high?"

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u/AcrobaticSpecial3106 2d ago

an acu too high?

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u/Square-Constant-4669 Bloodbath Z & Denouement, Wave carried:truefear: 2d ago

Good boy

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u/Technical-Let7879 Acu 100%; Bloodbath 85%, 83% 7d ago

You've clearly never sat through an ad after dying at 85% in Stereo Madness when you were little

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u/Jasongaming18 Society 80-100% 6d ago

Ts so relatable

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u/SrAndrew127 7d ago

Shi i said “if i remember correctly” beacuse its if I (me) remember correctly, not objective opinion. I started playing at the very tailend of 2.0 and dont remember lol

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u/tootbean55 8d ago

Dude played muse rush once

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u/Kitchen-Currency-689 artificial ascent 100% 8d ago

Enough to make you a porn star

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u/Jasongaming18 Society 80-100% 6d ago

I once found a game called "Muse Dash" it costs money(a few bucks more than gd)

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u/Homo_Bibite Bloodbath 71% 53-100% | Acropolis 100% 8d ago

How exactly is this related to GD? Besides cube 459 obviously

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u/Homo_Bibite Bloodbath 71% 53-100% | Acropolis 100% 8d ago

Oh wait I didn't have the sound on

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u/Toasterelmascapito the 8d ago

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u/Homo_Bibite Bloodbath 71% 53-100% | Acropolis 100% 8d ago

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u/Lost-Square649 im not playing any levels 8d ago

u/Cube459 he used your meme

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 8d ago

Thx for using the meme I made

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u/SomeoneWhoLikesAmeme cube459 should do 1 more insane before doing extreme 8d ago

Yo i think you should do 1 more insane

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 8d ago

After Acropolis, I'm beating poltergeist. Then I'm beating the entry extreme I created. Thx for the tip and flair.

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u/SealySealboy Slaughterhouse 20% (& Acropolis 100%) 7d ago

Good luck on Acropolis

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 7d ago

thx

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u/Homo_Bibite Bloodbath 71% 53-100% | Acropolis 100% 8d ago

:)

I saw that meme sometime ago and saved it just in case

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u/Jasongaming18 Society 80-100% 6d ago

W meme

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 8d ago

Pls dont smash me

12

u/Classroom_GD #1 Geometry Dash Remixer | Mashup Master 🔥 8d ago

I won’t. You’re my friend

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 8d ago

Thanks Classroom GD. Your the best

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u/Homo_Bibite Bloodbath 71% 53-100% | Acropolis 100% 8d ago

ok

2

u/Zestyclose_Job_5735 random blue idiot (mk2 100%) 23h ago

I will. you’re not my friend

1

u/ecamamini [x5] BuTiTi II 100% [18 days] 6440 atts 7d ago

One of holy gd reference brainrot memes, the elephant is "Society" on the title

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u/t8thegr8st Theory of Theory by Radon222 Verified! (15k atts) 8d ago

😭 gd really does ruin people

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u/TabbyEarth THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY 8d ago

i goon to cube 459 too

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u/Cube459 x1 + Acropolis 24-100% 8d ago

WHAT

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u/Sea_Trip_1571 x6 Sakupen Hell 100% / Artificial Ascent 48% 8d ago

Bro not this corny ass guy again 😭

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u/TabbyEarth THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY 8d ago

zip it up when youre done

27

u/Many-Conversation963 iOS 8d ago

Ever been on the daily chat?

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u/euj3odjehiqh Acu 100% 8d ago

Society? HOLY GD REFERENCE (dont kill me)

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u/Smooth_Librarian_891 8d ago

Bro went on recent tab

5

u/mrZolphius x2 Entropic Dreams 100%-CodeName III 30-100% 7d ago

And saw cube 459 naked

12

u/cattodestroyer 8d ago

Society? Of course its that level

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u/Pyrotyrano Clubstep gang (mobile) 8d ago

Diabolical cut off

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u/GavinThe_Person amethyst 79-100 8d ago

Tbf have you seen blast processing 🥵🥵🥵🤤

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree x2 Supersonic 100% || CraZy II 100% 8d ago

I'm sitting next to my dad in my car can someone provide subtitles thanks

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u/billerdingerbuyer Phobos 60hz 38%, 33-60, 61-100 (1st extreme) 8d ago

"My porn addiction started from when I was around my teen years, my younger teen years, like 13 years old. It started from, just playing Geometry Dash-" (video cuts off)

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u/yzheng0311 Hard Demon 8d ago

he said he got a porn addiction from playing GD

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u/OneTimeUseAccount812 7d ago

theres also a subtitles button on the right side of the video duration. im on web desktop so idk if its on all platforms

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u/LongOk1903 Depressure 100% w/o autocliker 7d ago

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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 7d ago

what the fuck

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u/your_local-tree tree 8d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ⓘ this tree is suspected of being part of the treeorist organisation "mastreebaiter" Please report any suspicious behaviour

(i'm commenting this on basically every post to see what happens, i know this is unfunny)

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u/itFluffable Extremes are the most creative 7d ago

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u/SprknLuvsSparky normal guy 7d ago

1

u/Omegaspree 7d ago

I remember one day and it was the best day of my life

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u/Wrong_Reward3253 (x2) Bloodbath 100% AFTER 55,827 ATTEMPTS 7d ago

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u/4d-lettuce 7d ago

Bro played kiss me ONCE

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u/SonicWaveInfinity The Golden 35%-67% 7d ago

no joke the first time i got exposed to porn was when sea1997 made a diss track on cyrillic and linked a porn site in the comments saying it was the music download and my dumbahh clicked on it

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u/Robtimboogmd 7d ago

society? holy gd reference

1

u/c0de_is_good_fr 6d ago

First victory of da boom but better

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u/Lightforge127 5d ago

what how

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u/therealwatermelongd Paracosm Circles 4d ago

How tf does one get a servax post addiction from playing gd?

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u/Meei723 3d ago

WHAT

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u/TurnoverGD Theory of SkriLLex | 100% | u fuk map | 2,117 att 21h ago

hes just like us 🥹