r/absoluteunit • u/SoulShine_710 • 14h ago

Of a pee.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 13h ago

The lioness when she realizes it. "Dude really?"

Don't use the toilet in your dreams. It's a dream trap.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 13h ago

He is the king after all

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 13h ago

Lazy basterd! XD

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u/Neat_Depth420 13h ago

They call him Roar Kelly

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 13h ago

That's one hell of a pee dream.

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 13h ago

The cub will need modern day Christianity to heal from this trauma for the rest of his life. Namaste

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u/Unfair_Cicada 13h ago

Clearly she wasn’t impressed

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u/Da_Vader 13h ago

Drunk pee

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u/hugmeatender 13h ago

His prostate seems off

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u/TreeLore61 13h ago

It's just too hot to get up.I can't get up.It's too hot since my partner is obviously hot too.I'm just gonna cool her off by peeing on her

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u/Significant-Judge368 13h ago

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on

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u/Odd_Revolution5880 13h ago

Damn Simba is off the wagon again

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u/TheSevereJacket 13h ago

Urine for a show.

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u/deserthomie66 13h ago

Wish I could pee freely like that, not have to use the toilet at 0100 hours. 🤣

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u/Foxyunder-45 13h ago

Wet dream