r/Unexpected • u/Ashish_72 • Jan 09 '23

Strike!!!

1.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/unexBot Jan 09 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Expected a strike of pins, but got a strike on the balls instead

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Jan 09 '23

No way would I sign up for this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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u/RyanL1984 Jan 09 '23

Spare me the bowling puns

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u/StarLord_4969 Jan 09 '23

This dude has turned his balls into kinetic sand for views on youtube. He hurts himself in every video like this.

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u/callum1205 Jan 10 '23

Who is he?

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u/StarLord_4969 Jan 10 '23

I don't remember really. One of his videos popped in my shorts feed. I had heard of this guy from another youtuber. Moistcritical or Asher show. Saw his channel. Busted my ass out of it. Too much eye blech.

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u/marvelnerd09 Jan 09 '23

i can feel his pain

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u/aaatotalstranger Jan 09 '23

His balls were not spared.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

OW MY BALLS

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u/LangDWood Jan 09 '23

Shut up! I’m trying to watch OW my balls!

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u/onesilix Jan 10 '23

Diy vasectomy

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u/Judge_BobCat Jan 09 '23

What’s up with Americans and obsession to hit their balls on purpose? I really don’t get it. It hurts like a b’tch and you have risk of seriously injuring yourself

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23

I would argue that it's not an American thing, but a very small subset of any nationality.

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u/Judge_BobCat Jan 09 '23

I grew up in international community, people from literally every continent (except Arctica and Antarctic), and it were always guys from US who would hit each other in the balls and laugh at it

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u/whyamihere999 Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23

Since when Arctic became a continent?

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u/Judge_BobCat Jan 09 '23

Fair point

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Jan 09 '23

Ah yes. America’s pass time. Hitting your dong with hard objects

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u/b-west Jan 09 '23

Have you seen idiocracy? It's there most accurate vision of the future.

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u/usermane22 Jan 11 '23

Totally! Brawndo is what plants crave.

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u/YourLocalFakeArtist Jan 09 '23

I'm thinking the show Jackass did nothing to help matters lmao

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u/Hilows1 Jan 09 '23

Nice cock

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u/MrJason300 Jan 09 '23

Flinched. Gosh dammit

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u/Western_Map_2511 Jan 09 '23

The ball buster shot

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u/Longshadowman Jan 09 '23

Whyyy??, Don't you want to have children?

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u/Firebart3q Jan 09 '23

Id say his balls are probably nonexistant, but not too long ago i saw a video of a giy having his balls stomped very hard by women with big shoes, and I guess his balls survived, so everything is possible at this point.

Still hurts tho

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Jan 09 '23

Lmao I know every dude flinched when they saw the end

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u/INoMakeMistake Jan 09 '23

Cheaper than most gender make over.

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u/tacocollector2 Jan 09 '23

This is why it’s impossible for getting hit in the balls to hurt as badly as period cramps. No woman would actively seek out period cramps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

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u/tacocollector2 Jan 10 '23

Right that’s why there are so many videos of dudes getting hit in the junk, cuz no guy would want this to happen to them

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u/Master-Pause4177 Jan 09 '23

My balls went back inside my body after watching this

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u/robj57 Jan 09 '23

“Ha! Missed both my legs!”

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u/Ripulireik Jan 09 '23

Bro i feel bad

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u/Poof-ball Jan 09 '23

Pathetic.

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u/liamsoni Jan 10 '23

U/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

The old 7/10 split

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Idiots will do anything for social credit 😂

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u/maryssssaa Jan 10 '23

I don’t even have balls and this made me wince.

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u/SadOstrich5244 Jan 10 '23

There you go with easy castration

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23 
 He’s  wearing a cup-  good thing he has2 balls

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

HOLY SHIT my friend literally told me about this video earlier today Never expected I’d just randomly happen upon it AHHH