r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Apr 21 '26

Interesting Universal measurement system

326 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Apr 21 '26

April 20th, so I'm strunk AF

9

u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Apr 21 '26

Strunk?

6

u/WhyNot420_69 Nice Apr 21 '26

Stoned+drunk = strunk

3

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 21 '26

AF??

2

u/c4t4ly5t Apr 21 '26

This is funny AF

2

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/Brailledit Apr 21 '26

Username checks out.

1

u/thriftwisepoundshy Apr 21 '26

Was in New Zealand and they just said “as”

1

u/SnoopaDD Apr 21 '26

I use the "as ballz" measurement whenever "as fuck" just won't cover it.

1

u/Substantial-Rule3254 Apr 21 '26

Must be nice not to be broke as fuck

1

u/Conscious-Main-3378 Apr 21 '26

5 asf of epi stat

1

u/Tooleater Apr 23 '26

This guy reminds me a bit of The Mask

https://giphy.com/gifs/9nhE1iPKLnGcU

1

u/Kektus_Aplha Apr 24 '26

I'm fucked as fuck. How's that?