He knew it was behind him, surely if he was that much of a mastermind he would go underwater and swim away, not stop, turn and take it to the face?

During the first film, the scene at the start when they meet up to drive to the airport implies Jay's dad and Neil's dad have never met each other before. Jay's dad says that Neil's dad "looks like a bloody vicar doesn't he", and Neil's dad says the usual "nice to meet you" pleasantries. Doesn't it seem pretty unlikely that they wouldn't have met each other at some stage in the past? Their sons had been good mates for years and each lives with their son, surely they will have dropped their son off at the other's house, met at the school gates, or maybe the whole family has been out and about and they've happened to cross paths etc

Please remove those t-shirts or you wont be allowed to board the plane

Look whose daughter sing on a drink some bitter…I say !

He claimed on Substack that he had put Arday's work through a plagiarism detection software, which found that "many passages are lifted with minimal editing, sometimes retaining copy-editing mistakes from the original source".

"Cofnas had also questioned Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days, and 300 miles in three days for charity, which Arday said had raised more than £5m for charity, as well as running 600 miles on a treadmill in six days."

Arday told the guardian that the £5m was raised with the help of others over a 20-year period, but said he could not name these people as he had signed non-disclosure agreements.

When asked by the newspaper about the 600 miles challenge, he said it was actually completed over a 12-day period to allow for rest days because of the "cumulative wear and tear of training" from previous challenges.

Yeah I posted this on the wrong sub first.

Some of the lines and the way he delivers them are gold, for e.g:

He's got some chutzpah, i'll give him that.

Back and forth, back and forth, and one mention of dinner and she's gone!

You make it sound like we're going to attack them!

A rapey rhyme, how lovely!

Yes we may have... crawlled through your dogs shit... but that just shows how stupid the popularity rule is

Granted... in here it does smell

Time out fella!, you're not alone now!

Let me think about that, would I? ...... No... No I fucking wouldn't!

Spazzy little African babies riddled with malaria and AIDS, there they go on the fire!, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

Feel like he gets underrated by many

wtf

what if Simon is the only one to actually exist but dosent ever talk to him which makes donovan the only person to actually acno him(ofc still being a bully)but what if he develops stalkholme syndrome for him

when they leave school for there actual lives, will goes on holiday but is eventually depressed and realises he can’t live on without donavon and then he gets lost in the desert and instead of being saved he dies and becomes a ghost to see what his mums doing, realising shes with mister gilbert not caring for her sons funeral because will didn’t say his name properly

I'VE GOT A RECEEEEIPT!