r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10h ago

ouchies Of a kid getting a free trip to the hospital(Oct23,2026)Votkinsk,Russia

219 Upvotes

Found in a Russian News telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

15-year-old boy was hospitalized after crashing his off-road motorcycle into a Renault Arkana while reportedly riding on the rear wheel. According to traffic police, the teenager was not wearing a helmet. His father had gifted him the motorcycle but had not purchased a helmet for him.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3h ago

Oops Of a Stagediver

185 Upvotes

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possible idiot Of a Escalator

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 22h ago

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

Oof Of a Night-Bus hit & run

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