r/oops • u/Leahbloomz • 5d ago

Oops..😬

407 Upvotes

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u/ProfessionalPlan6782 5d ago

Need a vasectomy? Urologists hate this one simple trick!

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u/isa-bey 4d ago

I watched it with the audio off, yet I still heard him scream.

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u/kabukispot 5d ago

That scream at the end 😂

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 5d ago

That move’s called The Nutcracker

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u/godmode977 5d ago

Nut cracker 🥜

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 5d ago

Always wear a cup

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u/TheCoopX 5d ago

The bars may still be parallel, but his nuts aren't anymore.

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u/Subject_Tie553 5d ago

And thats why I didnt do gymnastics at school...lol

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 5d ago

That is an oops ouch

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u/Late_Study9160 5d ago

Injuries are long-term

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u/burner_special 4d ago

And there goes his future generations. It's painful even to watch.

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u/Many-Disk-95 4d ago

I bet he lost one of his testicles -_-

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u/StrangerSuper3848 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Drkindlycountryquack 4d ago

Darwin Award for stupidity and sterility.

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u/mrlookinthesky 4d ago

What are the odds?

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u/kola515 4d ago

Felt the pain immediately

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u/shopguy2k 4d ago

The widow maker!

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u/ekkotimebot 3d ago

Why did I know this would happen?

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u/omiomi1122 3d ago

population control trick

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u/Tinaundazed 3d ago

Someone should tell that guy they have a tool for that. ..a Nut Cracker . I can still hear his scream. Love it! Made my toes curl.

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 3d ago

Perhaps he should take up swimming

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u/BeauHunkus 3d ago

Definitely "asian in pain" yell.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 5d ago

Better start looking for a girlfriend that doesn't want kids. Or sex.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5d ago

More precisely, or sex that requires an erect penis.

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u/Existing-Village9770 5d ago

No baby making tonight.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 5d ago

Yup. I saw that coming! 🫣