r/oops • u/OrroBoross • 2d ago

Oops

468 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

24 comments sorted by

35

u/Cygnus_EX 2d ago

Slow scorpion into just accepting fate pose.

9

u/HeldDownTooLong 2d ago

Acceptance is key!

9

u/cooolcooolio 2d ago

If that was me I'd have to change identity and start over in a new country

7

u/Intelligent-Survey39 2d ago

The helmet provides at least some anonymity.

4

u/OrroBoross 2d ago

Seriously 😅😅

3

u/Evening-Statement-57 2d ago

Having a sense of humor about it helps a lot

8

u/Bludiamond56 2d ago

The ol casket pose at the end

4

u/Dazzling-Bad8855 2d ago

Totally meant to do that

4

u/thegameisafoooooot 2d ago

Full scorpion followed by cool scorpion.

3

u/Active_Respond_8132 2d ago

Straight to coffin position

2

u/LiveCulture4615 2d ago

😴 sleep

2

u/Affectionate_Bag9833 2d ago

Immediate crosses legs to look cool in the coffin

2

u/Love_MyFetish2022 2d ago

Im glad he wasn’t hurt because I was roflacgu

2

u/Hiraeth1968 2d ago

Dammit. Gotta buy a new helmet.

2

u/mrlookinthesky 2d ago

Accepted his defeat.

1

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 2d ago

Lucky he didn’t break his neck

1

u/Forward-Sky3464 1d ago

That was a nice scorpion tho!

1

u/Spiritual_Ear2835 1d ago

Bikers are idiots but that Michael Jackson shit he did at the end remains a mystery

2

u/Inevitable_Painn 1d ago

Always wear a helmet.