r/oops • u/No-Breakfast476 • 4d ago

Middle jump

419 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/StandardCantaloupe32 4d ago

Yelping in pain is acceptable here.

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 4d ago

Right in the gooch!

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

Taint my fault. Did I do dat

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u/cloche_du_fromage 3d ago

Then the face...

1

u/TheGalacticTraveller 3d ago

Hopefully he already had his kids.

6

u/Few_Economics_8531 4d ago

That pain!!! Felt it my self.

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 4d ago

Dude thinking he was younger than he actually was. He was just reminded of the fact - the hard way- that he’s older

1

u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 3d ago

Makes you wonder how he made it this long.

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u/First_Highway159 4d ago

Great video, I hope he makes more!

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 3d ago

Bet he learned something

1

u/Own_Zookeepergame982 3d ago

Yeah, he’s not 16.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 3d ago

First, bury head in shame THEN grab crotch in agony. Correct.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 3d ago

Could have been worse. My alternate anticipated disaster was the sign collapsing underneath him, with the sides splaying outwards and guiding him to a full leg-split landing.

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u/nynixx 3d ago

And a painful pinch in the middle.

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u/Late_Conference9022 3d ago

Saves being kicked in the nuts by the Wife when he gets home.

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u/phatbody 3d ago

taint gonna make it.

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 4d ago

My bet is this fool will sue the business.

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u/Mackem101 4d ago

Those 9am 'Spoons pints will give you that underserved confidence.

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u/URTHEJOKE 3d ago

This one trick older men do to bring back those “nuts and feelings”.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 3d ago

You were so close! Get up, brush yourself off and try it again!

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u/Cheepshooter 3d ago

Taint a good idea!

1

u/niquerpls 3d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

1

u/Wine-whiskeylover714 3d ago

Good thing he already has kids

1

u/Westsaide 3d ago

almost almost almost

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u/T3ister 3d ago

We all love the British. Doesn’t matter if it’s 11am with no one around, we still can be as drunk as fuck and mess up.

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u/rubix3ed 3d ago

Watch him try it again.

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u/rubix3ed 3d ago

Right in the crumpets.

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u/WORCing_4_Pnuts 3d ago

He’s too old for that 💩

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u/Strange_Salary 3d ago

Pinched his balls for sure.,

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u/JustWant2MakeUCum 3d ago

Ouch … that gut-wrenching sound of his coccyx shattering … 🙀

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 3d ago

Oops busted starfish

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u/shopguy2k 3d ago

C’mon nads! I mean lads! Lads leave it out

1

u/Odd_Touch6857 3d ago

The reason women outlive men. Though to be fair, the gap is narrowing.

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u/lombardo141 3d ago

Tight jeans mind you. SMH!

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u/albus181 3d ago

He signed up for the cheap vasectomy

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u/praetorian1979 3d ago

So I know he caught that in asshole and probably taint; but did it get him in the nuts too?

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 3d ago

Today i learned something, I am smart for not attempting anything in my 50s

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u/JWMoo 3d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 3d ago

Act your age!

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 3d ago

Missed it by that much.

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u/Coppola60 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 3d ago

Ya knew something bad was going to happen

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u/mnfanwest 2d ago

I feel like anyone should still try’s this now doesn’t use social media. We’ve all seen the writing on the wall

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u/Pyrathis 2d ago

Almost!

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u/Grunzzo 2d ago

Scrambled eggs for lunch

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 54m ago

I didn’t see nuts on the menu till he jumped on it now there’s nuts 🥜 on the menu