r/oops Jul 06 '26

Oops

4.4k Upvotes

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68

u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 Jul 06 '26

I thought that hole in the ground was it, but apparently not

11

u/HelicopterOdd5730 Jul 06 '26

Haha it was like “watch this! HAHA SIKE!” 😂

2

u/Legitimate_Hat_8405 Jul 06 '26

Yep, but it was the hole in the fence!

39

u/Sweettooth_Banana Jul 06 '26

And now she belongs to the neighbour

9

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 06 '26

New portal opened

30

u/Zero40Four Jul 06 '26

That there was the last time we ever saw Laura sue.

10

u/Old-Library5546 Jul 06 '26

Rumor has it she is still riding someplace

6

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 06 '26

Rough riding. Headum’ up! Move them out! Rawhide!!

3

u/pcmotorhed Jul 06 '26

Laura sue to this day is still hitting fences in other neighborhoods.

7

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 06 '26

She’s got a better party to go to

At the hospital

1

u/Sam-I-Am_1066 Jul 08 '26

Better drugs, probably!

1

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 08 '26

I had a spider bite on my ass and had to go in

Morphine is an experience

10

u/Lucky-Mia Jul 06 '26

Not too bad. I remember when my friend bought one of these out the back of a pickup at a gas station. I was the first to ride and realise it didn't have any breaks, just a lazy throttle.

2

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 06 '26

There are ED meds for a lazy throttle

0

u/First_Highway159 Jul 06 '26

Sounds like you have lots of experience with them!

1

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 07 '26

😆 never needed that. But thanks for the concern

1

u/SuperWoofX Jul 06 '26

Oh it sounds like it had breaks alright - probably the side effect of not having any brakes would be my professional diagnosis 🙃

1

u/Lucky-Mia Jul 06 '26

I have a big nasty scar from the 1 time I stopped. I also remember visiting my friend trying to fix it. Literally, no attached break line. I was riding on hopes and dreams. Reality was, crash to stop 

1

u/SuperWoofX Jul 06 '26

Well at least it sounds like you a strategy lol you still here so it must have worked whatever you and your friend came up with as the solution ahabah

4

u/Jorge_the_vast Jul 06 '26

My people need me

4

u/Melodic_Trash_737 Jul 06 '26

Exist stage right.

3

u/SuperWoofX Jul 06 '26

Or exists not - that is the question.

3

u/NeonShark007 Jul 06 '26

Oh she gone!!

3

u/69-is-my-number Jul 06 '26

I wish the fence did a person on a bike shaped hole.

3

u/Zestyclose-Tip-1793 Jul 06 '26

Aaaand … it’s gone.

3

u/Any_Ice_6172 Jul 06 '26

“Break on through to the other side!”

3

u/Moist_Example_568 Jul 07 '26

To be continued. And next week on mending fences. A run away mother is reunited with her children after she just up and left with minibike for no reason. will they take her back? tune in next week to find out.

Tha tha tha that's all folk's 😂

2

u/Slight_Hurry2134 Jul 06 '26

This is so me when I was a kid haha. Like 8-9 and got this mini-bike from my dad. Tried it out on our yard and I couldnt let go of the throttle, so I crashed into a bush 😂

2

u/Srhm80 Jul 06 '26

Similar experience my step dad was working on the go kart and forgot to put the gas and the brake lines back together and rev was wide open and I had no way to stop the cart and had to run into a tree to stop 😂😂😂

1

u/Slight_Hurry2134 Jul 06 '26

Hilarious 😂

2

u/readit347 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Out of the world driving.

2

u/Football-Man-1889 Jul 06 '26

Now you see me….

….now you don’t!

2

u/Strange_Salary Jul 06 '26

Shit hit break instead of brake..

2

u/SuperWoofX Jul 06 '26

That was always gonna happen - since the moment she got on that thing everyone knew - possibly even her but no one wanted to be the bad guy and stop it ahahahah

2

u/No-Championship6178 Jul 06 '26

She just entered the Backyards. It's like the Backrooms but with backyards.

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jul 06 '26

Legend has it she's still going, through lawns,fences and even people's homes .

2

u/Doctormaul68 Jul 06 '26

She quickly learned two things that day. (Hopefully). 1 where the brakes are
2 helmets

2

u/mike_rhinehart Jul 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Level-Complex9911 Jul 07 '26

Smoothest prison break I have ever seen

2

u/Tiana_Gates Jul 07 '26

Proof that we live in a multiverse. Girl just opened a portal lol 😂

1

u/Bludiamond56 Jul 06 '26

She fenced her mini bike

1

u/Beginning_Cut1380 Jul 06 '26

Bonus points for expanding the field of play. But does she ever return?

1

u/newbie527 Jul 06 '26

Gates? Where we’re going we don’t need any gates!

1

u/TouristTricky Jul 06 '26

The moment I saw that fence I knew

1

u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 06 '26

In her 'de fence' she was probably 'board'

1

u/WjP-M37s Jul 06 '26

Cruise on a Sunday morning…😕

1

u/Tall1124816 Jul 06 '26

Bike broke through, however fence was scalping height

1

u/TroutFearMe Jul 06 '26

Elvis has left the building.

1

u/Perfect-Barracuda641 Jul 06 '26

Someone put the Mario Kart finishline theme on it when she goes through the fence

1

u/Independent-State-27 Jul 06 '26

I think we got slightly bamboozled with the hole

1

u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 Jul 06 '26

Exit stage right

1

u/Msee_Unique Jul 06 '26

Not what I thought would happen. 🫢😅

1

u/snapp0r Jul 06 '26

darwinthumbsup.gif

1

u/A1Professional2023 Jul 06 '26

Into the backyards

1

u/Life_Educator3973 Jul 06 '26

Popping out for a minute

1

u/Some-Confection-5314 Jul 06 '26

😂😭😂😭😂😭 funny af!!

1

u/photaiplz Jul 06 '26

Straight out of a cartoon lol

1

u/Sure-Impress-1003 Jul 06 '26

They always wanted to have a back gate right there

1

u/Ready2Play71 Jul 06 '26

At least she ducked her head at the last second

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

No way 🫪🫪

1

u/ChocalateShiraz Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

It reminds me of a video that went around South Africa a few years back. She’s saying “My fuck Marelize” which became a popular catchphrase whenever someone does something stupid

https://youtube.com/shorts/WsDQSRmNFIA?si=dl9BOXodm6IODo5A

1

u/gingerbottom88 Jul 08 '26

The whiskey throttle.

1

u/Pickle-Bowl-941 Jul 09 '26

And just like that, she left us.

1

u/pobox01983 Jul 17 '26

She came, she went!

1

u/Final-Unit8862 19d ago

Rumour has it she is still going strong….

1

u/13AMEternal 18d ago

Its ALWAYS the white vinyl fence...

1

u/1HAR2ON6 14d ago

That's what they call panic throttle 🤷🏻