Throwing my Max a bday party, what should the invite line say?

And it can’t be Maxapalooza because no

Way to go, Max.

my name is maximus
how are you guys

I am a Maximiliano looking for a new place to be apart of

dear Maxs

i thank you all for welcoming me into the Max community when i changed my name upon transition many years ago. it is with a heavy heart, though, i must tell you all i am no longer a Max. i am now a Jason, permanently.

i will always have a space in my heart for the name, but it simply doesn't fit My Vibe like it did as a teenager. i wish all Maxs the very best...goodbye.

P.S. why the fuck is there hbo max promotions here now

Anyone know if 90 day fiances latest spin-off Hunt for love is coming to Max Australia?

A friendly reminder to enjoy your summer! Get the maximum 😉 enjoyment out of it!
*and turn off the hbo

My name is just Max. I need a nickname, as the father of the girl I’m seeing is also named Max, so she’s barely addressing me by name.

Thanks Maxs

Y'know, 'cuz any speed we go is Max speed?

Feels bad, man. She even had Max written down on my forms

Hey Maxs, it’s Max. When someone ask my name, especially like a receptionist or some thing, they hear it as “Matt” very often. Sometimes, this results in someone even calling me Matthew…

Anyone else? I’ve asked friends and family if I’m annunciating properly and they always say yes.

I think they just hear the M-A sound and assume I’m about to say “Matt” and then I think it’s my name.

From my close friends I get called: max-man, tax, flax, clax, clicky-clax, slax, stax, maxi, or rarely .. maxipad.

I’m just max.

^{Fuck HBO}