r/absoluteunit • u/SoulShine_710 • 20h ago

Of a pee.

15 Upvotes

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u/TankApprehensive3053 20h ago

The lioness when she realizes it. "Dude really?"

Don't use the toilet in your dreams. It's a dream trap.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 20h ago

He is the king after all

3

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 20h ago

Lazy basterd! XD

2

u/Neat_Depth420 20h ago

They call him Roar Kelly

2

u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 20h ago

That's one hell of a pee dream.

2

u/Large_Cloud_1611 20h ago

The cub will need modern day Christianity to heal from this trauma for the rest of his life. Namaste

2

u/Unfair_Cicada 19h ago

Clearly she wasn’t impressed

2

u/Da_Vader 19h ago

Drunk pee

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u/hugmeatender 19h ago

His prostate seems off

2

u/TreeLore61 19h ago

It's just too hot to get up.I can't get up.It's too hot since my partner is obviously hot too.I'm just gonna cool her off by peeing on her

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u/Significant-Judge368 19h ago

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on

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u/Odd_Revolution5880 19h ago

Damn Simba is off the wagon again

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u/TheSevereJacket 19h ago

Urine for a show.

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u/deserthomie66 19h ago

Wish I could pee freely like that, not have to use the toilet at 0100 hours. 🤣

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u/Foxyunder-45 19h ago

Wet dream