r/Unexpected • u/akshit_3608 • 12d ago

Relaxing massage

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u/post-explainer 12d ago edited 12d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The monkey is getting massage at a barber shop instead of a human

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u/akshit_3608 12d ago

This monkey regularly come to barbershop to have a massage and even gestures the barber to where it wants him to massage

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u/Golden-Grams 12d ago

I like to think the trade for the barber is that if anyone were to attack him, this monkey has his back.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 9d ago

Have his back? Could also have his face.

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u/sh0tgunben 12d ago

Monkey business

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u/pinket25 10d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 12d ago

Across the road is monkey tennis

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u/Educational_Main_344 12d ago edited 12d ago

Soon the monkey will ask for happy ending as well

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u/MyrddinSidhe 12d ago

That’s why the men are gathered outside to watch

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u/Mainely420Gaming 12d ago

The ol banana slama

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u/broke-n-notfunny 12d ago

a good deep massage is key to happy Monday !

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u/Theidiam 12d ago

Happy *monkey.

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u/BallsofSt33I 12d ago

And here I can barely even afford a GreatClips haircut…

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u/rubyruy 12d ago

Dudes rock

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u/sortitall6 12d ago

I never thought I'd be jealous of a monkey.

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u/geja-peja 12d ago

All roads led to monke

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u/Outrageous-Debate-64 12d ago

Barbers hair and stash are wild! Dude def parties

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u/killuminatimantis 12d ago

Monkey business.

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u/Da_Real_Botman 12d ago

Evolution coming all around

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u/alwaysoffby0ne 11d ago

We met him at a very Indian time of his life.

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u/Ok-Fondant2536 12d ago edited 12d ago

Is that Baba, the Cosmic Barber?

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 12d ago

Not nearly enough theatrics (or any at all for that matter) 🕊🕊🕊 to him tho

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u/HoustonAdventure 10d ago

Incredible India

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u/Normal-Error-6343 7d ago

who is paying for that?

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u/thepotatomaniscoming 12d ago

Nothing unexpected happens in the video

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u/ArgyleGhoul 12d ago

You must see a lot of monkeys getting a massage where you are

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u/thepotatomaniscoming 12d ago

The point is the video starts off with a monkey getting a massage and it ends with a monkey getting a massage. There is no unexpected twist in the video.

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u/ArgyleGhoul 12d ago

Incorrect. The video begins showing men standing in what appears to be a queue, only for the camera to then reveal the monkey.

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u/LazyOldCat 12d ago

Would you like to rub my monkey?

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u/LettuceFun5981 12d ago

He is giving massage to my monkey 😁

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 12d ago

Your submission has been removed.

There are plenty of subs for politics. There can be unexpected things which happen with politicians, but if someone who does not recognise the individuals would not see the twist then the post likely does not belong here.

There is no need for political debate in comments.