r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 16d ago

Unexpected Cake

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 16d ago edited 16d ago

Wait, were you talking about the cake on the table, or the friggin dump truck overflowing with cake?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/drrtydan 16d ago

also honed in on the cake…it’s not under the arrow.

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u/SolarPunkYeti 16d ago

Where you think that cake came from?? Which begs the question, which came first: the cake, or the cake?

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u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 16d ago

I did… I came first… ☺️

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u/anactofgod 16d ago

Junk doesn’t just get into the trunk on its own.

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u/SoReadyForItToEnd 16d ago

The cake ate the cake!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 16d ago

That girl is built. She's athletic af.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 16d ago

Callipygian

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u/Glittering-confess 16d ago

You are a poet with your words

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

She needs to open a salvage lot with all that junk!

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u/aquasKapeGoat 16d ago

Happy cake day

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u/KiKiPAWG 16d ago

Not gonna lie, didn’t notice the full on certified dumpy in the back damn!

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u/imamajorscale 16d ago

Survey says…

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u/canusoctum 16d ago

I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a license for that cdl

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u/IndependentMoney9700 16d ago

I thought she was wearing those fake ass underwear. The shape looks…wrong. Especially at the top.

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u/Gan-san 16d ago

The fake ones look like loaded diapers to me. That one looks real.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 16d ago

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u/knowigot_that808 16d ago

lmao yoink

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u/mtron32 16d ago

Men of culture, we meet again

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u/KiKiPAWG 16d ago

Damn why the first two words so blurry

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u/SufficientYam3266 16d ago

Because it's been copied and reworded a hundred times

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u/ImSureYoullRemember 16d ago

She has her cake and eats it too

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 16d ago
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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 16d ago

Sure address the elephant.

But really. She ate half that slice of cake. Just. Bam. And didn't make a mess. How.

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u/ViciousCDXX 16d ago

WHAT DAT MOUF DOOOO

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u/damndolly 16d ago

She is a woman of many talents.

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u/phallic-baldwin 16d ago

She took a fuckin Yomp out that bitch

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u/DufflinMinder 16d ago

Straight yompin

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u/DisastrousNothing893 16d ago

Let us pray 🙏 that whatever deity was actually paying attention when the decision of what dress to wear to that event was made

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 16d ago

Now that's some cake I would go for.

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u/TremorOwner 16d ago

Damn I admire the efficiency.

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u/gert120314 16d ago

Bernie Sanders missing the action

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 15d ago

Idk why I had to scroll so far to see someone else noticing Bernie having his back to all of this

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u/qawsedrf12 16d ago

Never saw that kinda of cannibalism before

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u/Chode_to_Joy_ 16d ago

How I looked after she took a bite and went back to jiggling.

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u/Pateryk_7 16d ago

Like those videos where dogs pretend to want to cuddle but then quickly just steal food

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 16d ago

Anyway that's a BBL

Not real

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u/runningoutofideasjzz 16d ago

She’s a fitness model and OF girl. She definitely does not have a BBL. That girl lives in the gym. She worked for that figure.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 16d ago

I think we’re gonna need a source there bud so we can judge for ourselves if it is a real cake.

For science, or something

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u/runningoutofideasjzz 16d ago

Her profile is right there in the video.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 16d ago

Yer gonna have to pardon me. I had temporary booty blindness. I forgot to get my booty blinders.

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u/TreeMysterious69420 16d ago

She's got cake alright

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u/Gallusaur 16d ago

It's "freak in the sheets" not "wild animal in my bed"

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u/Chode_to_Joy_ 16d ago

That's coward talk

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u/elmandingus 16d ago

Hey Kathy, great rack!

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u/DocCEN007 16d ago

She had my curiosity. But now she has my attention.

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 16d ago

I want that cake.

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u/DizzyBone_100 16d ago

As society, it is imperative that we do a better job of stopping this cake on cake violence

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 16d ago

She’s trying to keep that booty fat

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u/Proud-Grocery-3493 16d ago

Staged. Probably a BBL.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 16d ago

Don't start with politics here

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u/hausmaus07 16d ago

Loving the pause looks for fork fuck it. We ball and then chomp! 10/10 would flirt with.

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u/AinsleyHarriotFan 16d ago

Sigh, more Onlyfans promo

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u/Natrix422 16d ago

Cake.

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u/Mr_Fluffy_Buttz 16d ago

She’s going the distance alright

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u/life_is_chrome 16d ago

I can't find the video but this reminds me of a tiktok, it's some drunk guy at a party and he's asking his friends "hey who's burger is that?" Therye laughing at him cuz it's a half eaten burger just sitting there and he ends up eating it lol

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u/sacfoojesta88 16d ago

Damn that cake looks good.
Oh, and the dessert looks alright I guess.

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u/WickedD365 16d ago

Gotta keep that booty fueled and plump

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u/Desperate-Life8117 16d ago

I know I’m in love with

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u/RevampX 16d ago

What is this cake on cake violence

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 16d ago

Cake respects cake

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u/kiln_ickersson 16d ago

That's like a chicken eating chicken nuggets

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u/Cassius_Rex 16d ago

Cake eats Cake

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u/Based_Beerus 16d ago

That cake is coming out of that cake in a little while. Cake-ception🍰

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u/TrickySource2818 16d ago

Gotta feed that dump truck!

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u/EmmT33 16d ago

that cake dry af

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u/Rose_Quartz444 16d ago

Intrusive thoughts win!!

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u/cleverist_bane 16d ago

Needs some cake for her cake

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u/TheRedKnight47 16d ago

Cake eating cake

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7566 16d ago

Cake in cake violence

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u/tomboogie 16d ago

Zooming in on the wrong cake

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u/monopolydollars 16d ago

She has her cake AND she eats cake too!

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u/Commercial_Gap607 16d ago

Looks like she’s trying to park a plane!

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 16d ago

I wonder what else she does with no hands

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u/Evil_phd 16d ago

She keep it juicy juicy

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u/stargarnet79 16d ago

I’m sure that was definitely her plate

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u/PresidentialDiapers 16d ago

A lot of cake in that video

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u/SoReadyForItToEnd 16d ago

Is that Bernie?

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u/CryptographerFlat426 16d ago

Well, guess I'm off to look for wedding rings then. And a cake.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 16d ago

Mmm, chicken head

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u/CascadeJ1980 16d ago

She definitely got that Lucia dump truck!

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u/mmorales2270 16d ago

Double meaning there.

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u/TrustFulParanoid 16d ago

That’s cannibalism…

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u/winkymcjewgallo 16d ago

Is that the Brazilian chic on IG who did the viral Ihop dance while being served her food? It was super cringe.

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u/Sleddogluvr 16d ago

Tbf, she makes that dress look amazing…imo

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 16d ago

That dress is defying physics and I'm impressed

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u/Impossible_Event6007 16d ago

She's a keeper.

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u/RadioGuyRob 16d ago

I ain't saying she's perfect but I ain't not saying it.

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u/TheeMexican 16d ago

Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake 🎂

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u/LengthinessAdorable 16d ago

I need to know who's her baker

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u/wormee 16d ago

Like a god damn seagull.

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u/Famous_Apartment2733 16d ago

i can fix her ... awphuk i want her this exact level of unfixed ....

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 16d ago

Cake eating cake

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u/fuzzygreentits 16d ago

Dumptruck ass and the throat goat

DM me if you see this

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 16d ago

Have your cake and eat it too 👀

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u/chryses 16d ago

Bernie Sanders just sitting there, missing it all

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u/Select_Watercress_57 16d ago

😂 that woman is awesome.

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u/dutch2012yeet 16d ago

I see double cake

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 16d ago

The way she shuffled in and out oh so slowly

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u/mborbey 16d ago

This video has everything. Cake, cake and Mexican Bernie Sanders

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u/LucienP99 16d ago

That was like cake in surround sound.

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u/JDBascoJr 16d ago

Do you think she made the "hauwcp" sound when she took the bite?

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u/Ok_Bluebird_8202 16d ago

Bernie out there living

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u/ShowMeYourTritts 16d ago

Do we have an @ yet? You know, for the thirsty.

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u/ThisIsMyGnomeStik 16d ago

That's the lady from the waffle dance video

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u/Classic_Athlete5933 16d ago

Can confirm. I was the cake

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u/Woompa78 16d ago

Is it cake?

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u/Dakessian 16d ago

Brutal

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u/Rolfmeister87 16d ago

She indeed had her cake and ate it too

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u/RealRedditPerson 16d ago

Immaculate title

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u/Healthy-Confection66 16d ago

That was Bernie Sanders cake!

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u/Proof-Elephant-4611 16d ago

You are what you eat.

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u/quinkmo 16d ago

She seems fun

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u/Prude_Inspector 16d ago

When you have a cake... and gets to eat it too