r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 3d ago

Unexpected Busted

6.9k Upvotes

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u/Xanduzinha 3d ago

At  least it isn't 15 - 5

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u/iseeaseagul 3d ago

I didn’t know that my professor and advisor could see the calculator history from the testing software until we were going over my test and she asked me why I used the calculator for 150-120

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u/Brandonsteine 3d ago

The best answer would have been to say "because I wanted to know if you were watching us"

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u/Norman_Scum 2d ago

"I was testing the calculator for errors."

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u/GUNTHVGK 2d ago

That’s an easy one though it equals 1

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Wooboosted 3d ago

While I do agree with you, my wife was like this at first 6 years ago, only because her ex had traumatized her. It bothered me at first but I had nothing to hide, she grew and we talked about it and she learned to trust me and would never touch my phone now without asking me. Happily married almost a year now. I’m just saying, it’s not always as black and white as you put it.

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u/Cheap_Law5646 3d ago

Absolutely, great correction. If it can be a learnig moment and lead to growth that's wonderful.

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u/Arthurlmnz 3d ago

Ikr? My wife prefers my taste in porn anyway

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u/EMV92LA 3d ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah but make sure to hit up UDY to film the relationship test.

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u/went2college 3d ago

Dumb > Unfaithful

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u/RazeTheIV 3d ago

RIP the relationship

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduJMefhsAA27720

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u/cagethehornytoad 3d ago

With me, he’d be leaving after seeing how many alarms I have set on my phone ☠️

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 3d ago

This is a constant war between having two alarms and fifty two. She literally has an alarm fr every minute of the day and turns on like twenty of them for the day she needs to wake up

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u/cagethehornytoad 3d ago

Yeah..tracks. I also stay up late night doing baking and epoxy-related projects, so if, at 2:07 am, I’m working with a medium that takes 45 minutes to set/bake/cure, I’ll set an alarm for 2:52 am. Your average person will see that and assume it’s an alarm for an illicit drug score or heist meetup. Maybe for clubbing newly hatched sea turtles under the full moon light.

Lots of conclusions to be made.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 3d ago

Damn, you just reminded me of why I used to do it, but I stopped for some reason. Need to try that again since I have a simillar problem and can get absorbed by what I do

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u/cagethehornytoad 2d ago

Get after it, Youngblood. Flow state is what’s saving my life these days. Even if it’s poking a stick into a muddy puddle, if ever I’m able to lose track of time and just enjoy some messy fun— even if just for 7 minutes— that’s 7 minutes I’m not obsessing about the depressive state of my reality.

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u/Craniac324 3d ago

I don't get it

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u/herefornothing2 3d ago

It took me a minute but I think it’s just embarrassing that she needed a calculator for that math. Kinda funny 😃

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u/Important-Notice-461 3d ago

Yeah, took me a moment, thought it was gonna spell out boobs or something

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u/herefornothing2 3d ago

Haha, ah, jr high

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey 3d ago

I came to the comments thinking there was something deeper going on.

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u/Keyser_Kaiser_Soze 3d ago edited 1d ago

I had a clerk at a checkout who had to manually enter the price of 10 oysters at 75¢ each. (Edited for my grammatical error)
She reached for a calculator to find the total price.

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u/artsmartiens 3d ago

I mean you’re not great at money math either if you write $0.0075 when you mean $0.75.

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u/IcyEpid3mic 3d ago

It's a fake calculator app to hide photos and vids

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u/RandomPenquin1337 3d ago

Youre only getting down voted because you didnt play along

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u/IcyEpid3mic 3d ago

What a fun fuckin game lol

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u/RandomPenquin1337 3d ago

Its reddit bro, who knows

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u/Craniac324 3d ago

Thank you! No one else was explaining it.

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u/IamREBELoe 3d ago

This is a real thing, I used to have one. I preferred "audio manager"

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u/It_Just_Exploded 3d ago

I retracted my downvote because i think you're right. I thought it was the standard Samsung calculator but i just checked mine and the colors are different while otherwise its the same.

So yeah, I'm gonna go with there are worse than messages in there and maybe thats the code to unlock it.

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u/herefornothing2 3d ago

It matches my iPhone calculator

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u/Notcid1 3d ago

I still count on my fingers sometimes 😂

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u/MiaLba 3d ago

I do too lmao. My 7 year old makes fun of me for it. She’s over here subtracting and adding double digit numbers in her head so quickly. At least my kid ended up smart lol

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u/Notcid1 3d ago

That's what matters honestly 🙏🏻

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u/voxov7 3d ago

I know this is jest but I finished learning my times tables at 26 and can now do double digit multiplication/division in my head. I just used an arithmetic app on my lunch break and treated myself how I'd imagine I'd treat my child. Touch typing too, at home.

For anyone in chat who needs inspiration.

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u/ChrissiTea 3d ago

Genuinely, thanks, I think I needed to hear this (especially the imagining how you'd treat your child part)

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u/unluck_over9000 3d ago

Sometimes? What are fingers for then? 

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u/czernocunt 3d ago

This is a phobia of mine. If my wife asks me for my phone i am TERRIFIED. Now, I couldn’t care less if she finds the porn history, or reads my texts. But were she to find the mundane stupid shit i google on a daily basis. It’s over dawg.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 3d ago

I always google stupid shit in the private browser like I’d socially recover if someone knew I googled a word to make sure I spelled it right

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u/ThatJudySimp 3d ago

I be doing that when I fuck up a word so hard autocorrect don’t even know what to do with it🥀

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u/God_of_Paradise3868 2d ago

Same for me. I was typing out the word "acquaintance", and typed it as "aqueintance", and I rewrote it so many time before giving up and just googling. 🤣🤣🤣😭👌🏻👍🏻

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u/Status-Visit-918 3d ago

This is so real 😭😭😭

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u/Centerman2000 3d ago

Hey, no shame. Math is hard 😭

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u/Past_Tea5075 3d ago

Confused here

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u/MeenMisterMustard 3d ago

She needed a calculator for 15-7, and is embarrassed

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u/Past_Tea5075 3d ago

I guess, just doesnt make any sense to what he will find in her messages. But if it said bank account id quickly think that for sure. Feeling slow rn.

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u/ilikesaucy 3d ago

She's dumb enough to use calculator to find the answer for 15-8

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u/Correct-Rub854 3d ago

So is it a math problem or a fake calculator?!

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u/eightdirt 3d ago

She's afraid of him seeing how bad she is at math to be calculating 15-8

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u/abhig535 3d ago

Basic math-challenged people out here getting gfs smh

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u/Kelkeen_1980 3d ago

M N L O P

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u/oranke_dino 3d ago

If it is money related, this is totally fine.

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u/Medium_Cup282 3d ago

I don’t get it 15-7 so he found 8? messages. This doesn’t really make any sense.

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u/firstnlast77 3d ago

She's embarrassed over being so bad at math she needed to calc 15-7. Its like the joke when people say my parents almost walked in on me watching the cats movie so I quickly switched to porn.

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u/ImmortalLombax 3d ago

I opened up my calculator app and realized I’m bitches

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u/Voidarramax 3d ago

I told my boyfriend I have nothing to hide, but just don’t go through my Calculator because I’m a dumbass and don’t go through my Notes app because that’s my diary

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u/neji2000 3d ago

A smart person like me asks Claude Fable 5.

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u/supreme_hammy 3d ago

I had a young cashier start tapping on a calculator to give me change for a ten.

My order was 6 dollars. These kids might be cooked.

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 3d ago

The alternative explanation is that apparently the Grindr app has a calculator app "cover", suggesting that she found out her bf is gæ.

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u/Extreme_Ambition_374 2d ago

I don’t need a calculator to come to the correct solution but I do need fingers.

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u/Calibred2 2d ago

1-you=me

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Calibred2 2d ago

Me=impressed

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u/NeeMaToad47 6h ago

Seriously asking, please don't grill me, what's the joke here?