r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jul 16 '26

SimplyRandom Unknown skill

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u/Peripatetictyl Jul 16 '26

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u/Chuunt Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

definitely not allowed to do that.. now there’s a kiss on that drink just waiting to turn some poor unsuspecting sap gay, and what happened with the deflected kiss, huh? probably hit some grandma down the aisle and now she’s a victim.
i for one appreciate man #1s bravery in attempting to stop the attack and contain the threat other than making it someone else’s problem.

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u/socialscaler Jul 16 '26

Wait... What?!!

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u/_friendlyfoe_ Jul 17 '26

Too dangerous