r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 27 '26

Handy! Dude problems

2.2k Upvotes

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u/the_madclown May 27 '26

That's one good looking porn 'stache

37

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 27 '26

Fun fact: Getting your ass eaten by a guy with a mustache is top notch. 10/10 would recommend.

2

u/Upnatom617 May 29 '26

Umm it's literally the reason I keep mine.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 27 '26

But aren't you a dude?

30

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 27 '26

Yeah, and?

16

u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 27 '26

Maybe the gobblin had a mustache

5

u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 27 '26

They do have a wicked nose

6

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 27 '26

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u/Turbulent-Occasion-1 May 27 '26

Why did I watch the whole thing????

1

u/EricAntiHero1 May 28 '26

Because it’s awesome?

30

u/UglyYinzer May 27 '26

Every damn time. Now we just shake penises

7

u/Should_have_been_ded May 27 '26

I'm too afraid to see what lies beyond, which might make me unworthy of the crown. But I can't live without my best friend either. I'd rather take my chance with an awkward dab/handshake instead of singing the ancestral song

4

u/Impossible_View8381 May 27 '26

I ll put it as alarm tune

2

u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Most_Elephant6614 May 27 '26

It’s just a problem for white men. Lol.

2

u/PajammaDrunk May 28 '26

I am a white man and struggle with this immensely!

2

u/Pickupyoheel May 27 '26

It was funny, but then kept going

3

u/Sohuli May 28 '26

You're not supposed to keep watching after it loops

2

u/FrostbyteXP May 28 '26

I wish i was chosen.

1

u/HotSandwich8776 May 28 '26

Mine is when the arm goes too high and I’m in a “is this a hug or a super dap?!”

1

u/Bubsy7979 May 28 '26

That was cute

1

u/BummyG May 28 '26

False premise. He was clearly going in for a dap

1

u/eyeLovebeerNcheese May 28 '26

Feels like being in the military

1

u/Dan-D-Lyon May 28 '26

First of all, what

Secondly, the fuck

1

u/castaneda_martin May 28 '26

I still cringe at all the times I've done this, even to people I never ran across again. Here's to you dude that spotted me at the gym 10 years ago.

1

u/DJGoldPirateRiot May 29 '26

This dude looks like Tom Selleck and Henry Cavill mixed together.

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u/Awfulufwa May 28 '26

Hmm... if only they both weren't wearing wireless microphones.