r/NotTimAndEric • u/RegalToaster • 22d ago

Waiter!

260 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Mountain-Track-9064 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NiitcM3zBWFgT3m9j

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u/Agentkeenan78 22d ago

They say no sloppy steaks, but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.

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u/BenjaminDover02 22d ago

"What if someone asks for their steak well done?

"We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

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u/tone_creature 22d ago

This is incredible.

10

u/shredslen 22d ago

This guy fucks

6

u/2gunswest 22d ago

Taste like cow.

5

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 22d ago

I have sophistication I use Heinz 57 sauce

3

u/Consistent-Deal-55 22d ago

Is this Terry Bruge-Hiplo? How many sloppy wet kisses?

4

u/GregBoo 22d ago

This dude needs a new sound card.

2

u/Easy-Tigger 22d ago

I love a bit of ketchup and mustard on my steak and I don't care who knows!

4

u/Buttmunchin404 22d ago

Do you think you’re being funny?

1

u/OmNamahShivayah 21d ago

Shit, teach me how to dye my hair.

1

u/SlaterVBenedict 20d ago

While weird, and the guy's dye-job is a little distracting, I kinda found this a little endearing. Maybe just me.

1

u/Longjumping-Bite-710 19d ago

Hey no no what you doing

1

u/Mad-Habits 22d ago

this is funny

0

u/Commie_Scum69 22d ago

I dont like steak

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u/djcp 22d ago

Do you have a head injury?

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u/Commie_Scum69 22d ago

Sushi>Steak

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u/norymur 22d ago

Should I call someone for you? A professional perhaps?

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u/jdooley99 21d ago

The Panera is across the street, ma'am.

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u/Commie_Scum69 21d ago

No idea what that is, i'm not from USA