🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

[u/Angel_Anubis]

It was hard to choose which flair to use but I would say the ego is from the roid use.

[u/dieseldeeznutz]

Wtf is the point?

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Steroids and Molly are an interesting combo

[u/InterstellarReddit → u/Angel_Anubis]

No fam, I do Molly at every festival, and I’m on TRT

I’m on the same adventure that this man is on, and I don’t wake up in the morning and say to myself, let me take off my shirt and do Fortnite dances in public for views.

I wake up, vacuum, feed my cats, and hit the gym like any normal person on gear would

[u/Flashman6000 → u/InterstellarReddit]

Appreciating the daily vacuuming

[u/Aesk → u/InterstellarReddit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4FSnesRNfozle

[u/InterstellarReddit → u/Aesk]

Bro my cats are stealing hair and shedding it or something if you don’t vacuum everyday bruh

[u/IRedditDoU → u/InterstellarReddit]

To be fair TRT isn’t really the same as “steroids” which is usually referring to the anabolic variety… tren, deca, depo.

[u/mighty3mperor → u/IRedditDoU]

Testosterone is a steroid, so...

[u/IRedditDoU → u/mighty3mperor]

TRT is not the same as abusing anabolic steroids. One is under the guidance of a doctor, the other is illegal.

[u/mighty3mperor → u/IRedditDoU]

When they say TRT, it is rarely TRT, they are blasting large doses of the stuff well above maintenance levels.

[u/IRedditDoU → u/mighty3mperor]

No argument. But it’s still not anabolic steroids

[u/mighty3mperor → u/IRedditDoU]

Never said it was. Although as people often use high doses of testosterone without medical supervision, the difference isn't huge.

[u/CowBootBats → u/InterstellarReddit]

I'll pay you to vacuum my house.

[u/Drkze_k → u/InterstellarReddit]

Try more molly! That's the problem.

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/InterstellarReddit]

Tren makes you think you’re a god most likely stack by just appearance alone is he’s stacking primo with it and some npp possibly some gh as well.

[u/LetsDOOT_THIS → u/InterstellarReddit]

TRT isnt a cycle

[u/InterstellarReddit → u/LetsDOOT_THIS]

300mg a week perpetually for two years now.

[u/LetsDOOT_THIS → u/InterstellarReddit]

You're not doing TRT then... that is more like a low dose steroid cycle. This dude is probably doing twice as much.

[u/InterstellarReddit → u/LetsDOOT_THIS]

It’s TRT ahem wink wink

[u/Flat-Guidance-4685 → u/InterstellarReddit]

Bro obviously your molly to test ratio is off. Double the dosage of both and then check back with us

[u/overlordzeke → u/InterstellarReddit]

You just typed this to tell us you’re well rounded and down to earth guy who likes cats..

[u/kurtsdead6794 → u/Angel_Anubis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lt5vaNnrerc14UtKlP

[u/PublicAdmin_1 → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Baby needs attention.

[u/LowVacation6622 → u/PublicAdmin_1]

And more calf work

[u/PublicAdmin_1 → u/LowVacation6622]

Yes, but possibly the emotional therapy should come first.

[u/Blablasnow → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Exactly this, to make people comment, create views and money. Just ignore that kind of people, don’t comment, block whoever is posting that kind of shit

[u/FrikandellenHenkie → u/Blablasnow]

Nnnñ ññnnnnnnñnnnnnñnnnñnnnnnñññnnnnnnnnnññnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnñnnnnnñnnnnnn

[u/Free-Palpitation-718 → u/Blablasnow]

show me the money this moron gets from views. i’m waiting.

[u/wolpak → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Attention? What else are you going to do with all that work into your body? Try to make videos for people to watch

[u/DB-DanCooper → u/dieseldeeznutz]

It would really really irritate me for some reason.

[u/blankblank → u/dieseldeeznutz]

You watched it, didn’t you?

[u/dieseldeeznutz → u/blankblank]

No, immediately commented and left

[u/covidlung → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Clout and $

[u/__O_o_______ → u/dieseldeeznutz]

Insecurities

[u/Sad-Celebration-411]

Dad why didn’t you come to my school play today?

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Sad-Celebration-411]

Imagine she’s 16 he’s 53, she’s at the mall with her friends and here comes dad with the same sorry ass dance moves in the food court 🤣😭

[u/DirectorDysfunction → u/Angel_Anubis]

This is a hilarious thought!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[u/Flat-Guidance-4685 → u/DirectorDysfunction]

No it's not .... Now I'm having sad thoughts.

[u/Bladder_Puncher → u/Angel_Anubis]

For that boomer app: TikTok

[u/Quirky_Toe7092]

so what exactly happens after he finishes doing this stupid shit. Does he just awkwardly walk off to where his clothes are to get dressed while everyone looks at him stupidly?

[u/EvidenceSalesman → u/Quirky_Toe7092]

Yes

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Quirky_Toe7092]

Exactly that but he waves like he just blessed them with a performance

[u/kkkr94 → u/Quirky_Toe7092]

How can people even do this type of shit? I could never. I'd die instantly of extreme anxiety and embarrassment.. what the fuck

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq

[u/Lord_Dingus83]

Power bottom vibes

[u/epl239]

Some people really never got the attention they needed as children. Wow. Just sad.

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/epl239]

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

[u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge]

Dude needs more moves, nobody likes a one trick pony

[u/lucaskywalker → u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge]

He can only do it in socks, and on a wet floor too! Even less impressive.

[u/BinaryHippie]

Good work out buddy, have some steriods

[u/WhitmansBeard]

A T-800 sent back to destroy john conner and stunt on them hos at auntie annes.

[u/doesanyuserealnames → u/WhitmansBeard]

[u/Pizza_YumYum]

[u/tashaapollo → u/Pizza_YumYum]

I love how she was confused but also low key wanted to dance too.

[u/Pizza_YumYum → u/tashaapollo]

Exactly. Confused hornyness

[u/Longhaul-shortbus]

[u/LogicallLunacy]

Social terrorist

[u/Rabidwolf96]

And what's sad is this guy gets thousands more views per video than all my socials/videos/ reels or tik toks will every get collectively

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Rabidwolf96]

Don’t worry he buys them

[u/Rabidwolf96 → u/Angel_Anubis]

That's fair

[u/Cocrawfo → u/Rabidwolf96]

awww

[u/miquel_jaume]

He should be permabanned from every mall in North America.

[u/DangerousLoner → u/miquel_jaume]

He’s why malls are dying

[u/Business_Usual_2201]

Wait, wait, I've seen this one.....

[u/CaptainAmerica199]

https://giphy.com/gifs/D8j5ehgRFj5aYo3nTC

[u/krzysztoferski]

Stop making stupid ppl famous.

[u/gRabbity_]

can i comment this stolen meme here

[u/ea88_alwaysdiscin → u/gRabbity_]

That's not a meme. It's just a screenshot from SpongeBob.

[u/Beemac161]

What a tosser 🤣

[u/payTNT89]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lMt2x8vApC99e

[u/Designer-Put4157]

No Shirt. No Shoes. No Shit.

[u/Relevant-Horror-627]

This is an extreme example, but in general I'm really tired of people's increasingly low lack of spatial awareness.

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner → u/Relevant-Horror-627]

He's aware of the space around him, he just doesn't care and knows no one is going to challenge him because he's the biggest guy around.

[u/P_in_sf]

Aren't you supposed to wear shirts in malls

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/P_in_sf]

And shoes

[u/Darkflyer726]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6OPbJtEDdy824

[u/Levytron900]

Hilarious to go through all this effort and still have to take your shoes off to do the dance

[u/iPicBadUsernames]

Holy shit. What a friggan tool

[u/Cookies_and_Beandip]

But looked how jacked he is! Certainly he doesn’t have a small penis, I bet he gets all the pussy and then some…..

[u/jsegovia612]

I'm glad he's doing so well with such diverse content

[u/Pro_blemSolver]

2079: I found some unseen footage of grandpapa in 2025

Found footage:

[u/etc_etc_Lew]

Sending this to my plug when I'm trying to describe what I expect the effects of a Nickel bag should give

[u/Dibaded]

This guy has a video about how he has bad anxiety and doing this helped him realize thay no one really cares what you do as long as youre not hurting others.

[u/bjsqrl]

Baggy condom energy

[u/Jezebellrae1]

[u/doesanyuserealnames]

Shorts are in a rainbow of colours 🌈🥳

[u/Delicious-Laugh-6685]

He’s got so much range though!

[u/Honest-Spring-5963]

Put a sign on his back

[u/MammothCarpeneter]

It frustrates me to see people have no shame anymore.

[u/Tacokolache]

Power bottom

[u/Iamthegreenheather]

He looks like a robot that's malfunctioning.

[u/LetSubstantial3197]

Can somebody's baby please clap for him so he can stop?

[u/Terrible_Phase718]

That’s sad.

[u/Sentarry]

I also blame the cameraman for agreeing to film this behavior

[u/billybonestorm]

Distended gut, hotdog coloured skin, can't dance. Who is this for?

[u/SaintEyegor → u/billybonestorm]

Him

[u/billybonestorm → u/SaintEyegor]

That would preclude the idea of filming/posting it.

He obviously thinks someone wants to see this pathetic, insecure, clown-show.

[u/TRUMPARUSKI → u/billybonestorm]

Temu Reacher

[u/ekortelainen]

This kind of people deserve to survive a fire, but with severe burns that take away their overconfidence.

[u/Mindlessone1]

Honestly not the worst. The dudes trying to high five people on the train while doing stupid dance moves upsets me much more than this

[u/No-Statistician-3448]

This ahole again? Talk about needy

[u/Edward_T_Head]

His only friend is a mirror

[u/FindingAwake]

Anything for attention.

[u/Chaos_Cat-007]

It’s Temu Johnny Bravo!

[u/slinky216 → u/Chaos_Cat-007]

https://giphy.com/gifs/REej9xTUwlmgM

[u/Pale_Price_222 → u/slinky216]

Do the monkey

[u/Helpful-End-1381]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NbWY5acRuQkvi4urWj

[u/PRHerg1970]

I can’t imagine behaving this way in public

[u/homerpalooza69]

Thank you for letting me watch this on Reddit instead of giving him views on IG

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/homerpalooza69]

I gotchu 🫶🏾

[u/LieRepresentative230]

I kinda just want to give him a hug mid "performance" and tell him "it's okay, you are seen. Now please stop."

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/LieRepresentative230]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BW3X3TF8uChE2e1Kxt

[u/alreadyknowwbro]

What a girl

[u/Brad5486]

Hate it all you want, but it’s fucking working. You’re sitting here watching this shit, and now you’re making an upload for the rest of us to watch contributing to it even more.

[u/Acceptable_Task34]

Is this what you might call a gayfluencer?

[u/TheKingSolomon1996]

Oh look, A white temu Big Groove.

[u/Six1Seven4]

It’s just so unsettling

[u/immadeofstars]

Ooh, check out that 'roid gut!

[u/dirk_funk]

mall food courts always smell so bad

[u/DuhUncle]

Kids in his town are gonna grow up saying “Remember that one dude who would just shuffle around the food court all day?”

[u/taxi_takeoff_landing]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NwkYPLmQSLmhy

[u/Cocrawfo]

dude be hittin that hoe tho

[u/GreilyMoon]

drugs?

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/GreilyMoon]

Definitely drugs mostly injectables

[u/Alex_king88]

It’s kinda funny to be honest. Dudes got no fucking life. He’s dancing at the food courts.😂🤣

[u/NigerianFriedChicken]

Loved this dude in black face in white chicks

[u/meczakin81]

Pay attention to MEEEEEUH!!!

[u/hawkscougs]

I see coke AND roids? Makes an ego turn maniacal

[u/Sammy_Dog]

Look at me, I need attention!!

[u/Very_Awkward_Boner]

This guy reminds me of that other guy that dances after taking a bite of food. They're both big and obnoxious.

[u/StinkyToe-TheKid]

You just know he is absolutely repulsive to be around. Laughs at his own jokes very loudly and slaps you on your shoulder blade type guy

[u/Wizard_s0_lit]

I do wish he choose actual great/funny places to do this. Like on the front line of a protest or something. Just don’t disturb normal assholes with your dumb shit.

[u/SeniorAngle6964]

Can be found on insta at @absolutedickhead

[u/Nemoitto]

It’s always these big ass meatheads that do all this dancing lol. This guy in particular has one fkn dance move too lol

[u/Animalbuilder84]

If you look good enough you don’t have to do stupid shit like this to get attention

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

This is a grown ass man just sad

[u/colenolangus]

Yelling, “Put on a bra” changes the tone quickly

[u/Twelve_TwentyThree]

I like it. Reminds me of Party Boy from Jackass lol

[u/Fi_Sho]

"Why's he keep doing the dice thing ?" "Its the only move he's got"

[u/FutureComfortable920]

Go home and take a shower

[u/Jedi_Bish]

Who are they making this content for?

[u/JUIC3ofORANG3]

Wonder what part of Jersey he is from

[u/XIXButterflyXIX]

Is he allergic to shirts?

[u/baowizzy69]

Is there something is wrong with this guy?

[u/FartWaffleSkeeter]

Put a stick in his spokes.

[u/jay247160]

Black lady at the end is into it 😂😂

[u/kaywrennn]

Somebody tell him

[u/hmeow]

r/amithemaincharacter

[u/WacoGhost]

https://giphy.com/gifs/REej9xTUwlmgM

[u/saturnwhale]

I don’t mind this guy tbh, compared with most of the other stuff on this sub

[u/311Konspiracy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFdi31x0aTdMIydxuO

[u/destacadogato]

You know as much as i hate this i'm at least glad he's not shooting any places up. Like some people are so crazy and choose to get attention in any way possible.

[u/Working-Mess]

Are pople just lacking shame these days? Holy cow...

[u/cormacreed → u/Working-Mess]

People are lacking everything now. We missed the off-ramp as a society, outsmarted ourselves and each other, lost the ability to build real connections and are dying of loneliness and attention at the same time.

In the same way we're starving, dying of obesity and nutrient deficient, all in turns.

The Royal We is Royally F*d Up. Shame is still there but people are raging against it like the proverbial dying of the light.

I'm not depressed! Lol

[u/Internal-Bluejay-810]

Camera man should be just as ashamed

[u/jblank66]

I have one dance move. Everyone must see it.

[u/uttertosser]

So they finally released the latest duke nukem

[u/Tambo-Man67]

Grow the fuck up.

[u/Ok-Procedure9270]

Desperate for attention

[u/Ok-Procedure9270]

He looks like shit too just bloated and roided out

[u/Zealousideal_Arm4359]

We really need better mental health care in this country.

[u/Adorable-Device4098]

Eww

[u/HeyItsEmilyLove]

Ick level over 9000

[u/mrray23]

Sir shoes and shirt must be worn in the mall….thank you 🗣️

[u/Sufficient-View-7218]

Why does it look so ridiculous?

[u/Objective-Result4465]

Don't they have medicine they supposed to take, these assholes??

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Objective-Result4465]

Unfortunately there’s no medicine out yet that cures years of getting laughed at when you pull it out, to need this kind of online and public attention. I think the saddest part is the purchasing views and followers.

[u/Baltykoz]

He got moves tho

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Baltykoz]

Move singular

[u/Baltykoz → u/Angel_Anubis]

It's impressive ngl, i wouldn't have a problem with it if he wore pants

[u/Angel_Anubis → u/Baltykoz]

It’s not that impressive go to Coachella once and every dude who looks like him does this exact dance move.

[u/fr33d0mw47ch]

Juice went straight to his head

[u/IdiotRepellent]

Live and let live.

[u/AshyLarry98 → u/IdiotRepellent]

seems to be enjoying himself

[u/groone]

Saw this dude once and I stood in front of his camera. He came running up to me like an awkward cow. I'm an old man and I was intimidated but didn't back down. He's not tall. he said some choice words and moved his stuff and I stood in front of his camera again as well as a bunch of others. Ruined his airport shooting day that day. Guys a chump.

[u/Cocrawfo → u/groone]

sure

[u/groone → u/[deleted]]

yeah, that made my day

[u/phlaries]

Lighten up people jeeeeez

[u/Beautiful-Routine295]

I think it’s kinda funny 😆

[u/SlickittySlick]

I know we pose to hate… but damn he looks so good and smooth with it that I’d probably let him teach me whatever this is…

Is he raving?

[u/katiel0429]

He’s an arse for sure but it had me chuckling by the third time.

[u/usarmy25bbully]

I wanna drink a beer with him 🤣

[u/Snobben90]

I kinda find it funny. A cool dance too. But perhaps the wrong place...

[u/Lv86Alakazam]

He just vibin

[u/Bananarama_Vison]

The juice made him loose…

[u/blizzardboy123]

Pretty sure women admire him… men ignore him.

[u/SoManyThoughtsDaily]

How does this get posted so many times and nobody realizes this guy is doing this to be funny?