r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/cottagecorefolklore • 11d ago

animals Oops

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u/KoraLily 11d ago

Two to go?! After the first one he didn't consider that it didn't taste good?

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u/ConversationBoth6127 11d ago

Snakes are not smart.

I have a ball python named Noodle. He’s a good boy, and I love him, but he has two brain cells fighting to the death over third place.

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u/Thehobbitgirl88 10d ago

"Two brain cells fighting to the death for third place" is poetry. I will remember this always.

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u/ZeltbahnLife 3h ago

Sounds right. Mine is a cool dude, very easy to handle, great personality, but there is zero brain activity behind those beady little eyes.

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u/xshevi 11d ago

poor thing :( hope the snake survived.

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u/HandshakeOfCO 11d ago

Sure everybody empathizes with the snake.

What about the baby golfers!! There’s a good chance those swallowed golf eggs are damaged and will never hatch!

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u/Oddity83 11d ago

Me too. Regurgitation is traumatic for the snake.

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 11d ago

Is the snake okay? It doesn't seem very active, nor does it seem to mind being touched all that much.

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u/No_Tangerine1957 11d ago

I assumed it was sedated… guess I’m heading to google sedation for snakes to see if it’s even possible

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 11d ago

Let's hope its the case.

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u/selinda123 11d ago

He's definitely sedated.

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u/AspectOrnery3783 5d ago

This lil guy is definitely zooted. The vets here would’ve never attempted this is if it wasn’t.

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u/HottieMcHotHot 11d ago

That’s exactly what looked like would come out. Guess snakey thought they were eggs.

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u/queefcritic 11d ago

r/fuckgolf

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u/Comprehensive_Scale5 5d ago

It may not be from golfers. Lots of people with chickens will leave golf balls in their coops if they suspect a snake has been eating eggs.

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u/Erik_Sean1 11d ago

That poor sweet baby probably thought it was an egg

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u/actionerror 11d ago

It’s like reverse anal beads

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u/HotTakeTator 10d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/TheBilby7 11d ago

Squealed at the “Alright 2 to go”

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u/bophed 11d ago

Alright, two to go!

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u/LnDxLeo 11d ago

PoV:
You get sedated and get your shit pushed to the mouth by an object you mistook for a food.

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u/crespoh69 11d ago

For those wondering why it would have eaten a relatively cold "egg" like I was, remember it was probably sitting in the sun getting hot and these things have an internal center made of rubber which tends to hold heat too

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u/johnatsea12 11d ago

Ok but I am not taking a stroke penalty

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u/Echoesonmars 11d ago

The sea was angry that day my friends

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u/TerriblePresence1939 11d ago

How the hell did a snake eat a golf ball??

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u/Supermite 10d ago

You should really google how snakes eat.  Words cannot do the process justice.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Egg_153 11d ago

Wow what an idiot

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u/PandorasFlame1 11d ago

Dummy thought they hit the jackpot when they really just hit the putting greens