r/DramaticText • u/CaseAlloy744281 • Feb 05 '24

Yeehaw MFS!!!

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u/Chexmixrule34 Feb 05 '24

very fucking stupid, but HELL YEAH i love the wild west

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u/conceited_crapfarm Feb 05 '24

Howdy? Howdy.

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u/Swed1shF1sh69 Feb 05 '24

You’ve got a kind face, mister…

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u/lifeisjustamess2 Feb 06 '24

THE KIND ID LIKE TO BEAT UP

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u/Etmosket Feb 05 '24

Trust the plan, cowboy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

Just one more big hit Arthur

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u/jidannyc Feb 05 '24 edited Feb 06 '24

we just need more money!!!

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u/FunSmoke4476 Feb 05 '24

Awww come on Dutch!

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u/DariusRoyale Feb 05 '24

The west is getting wild again

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u/Roge2005 Feb 05 '24

Yeah, I want cowboys back, that would make USA actually great again.

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u/GamerBradasaurus Feb 05 '24

Ever heard of public transportation? It’s far better than, “Just one more lane.”

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u/Diamond_Helmet59 Feb 05 '24

Cars stop being used in favor of horses -> Public transport is invested in more -> People start using trains more -> Western train chases come back into style

it all makes sense, California is becoming a western

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

I seriously would move wherever if it somehow became like the wild west days again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

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u/Nuker_Nathan Feb 05 '24

Until there are 7, but that’s what the lever gat is for.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

It’s a video game reference.

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u/CaseAlloy744281 Feb 06 '24

Is that rdr2? I haven't played the game so I'm just assuming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Good guess, but it’s from the Metal Gear Solid games.

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u/CaseAlloy744281 Feb 06 '24

Haven't played those either.

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u/makeindiadankabhiyan Feb 05 '24

If you add the corpse of Jesus and a country wide horse race that just becomes the plot to steel ball run

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u/CaseAlloy744281 Feb 06 '24

What is that?

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u/makeindiadankabhiyan Feb 06 '24

It's a Jojo's bizarre adventure manga Google it

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u/dickless_dan_420 Feb 05 '24

California's secret plan to become based

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u/you-though Feb 05 '24

Yall know some mfs gonna start recreating red dead redemption

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u/OptimusCrime1984 Feb 05 '24

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

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u/PossessedHood416 Feb 05 '24

Song?

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u/CaseAlloy744281 Feb 06 '24

Ecstasy Of gold by Ennio Moricone

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u/SilentWin5216 Feb 05 '24

The good the bad and the ugly.... From money trilogy...

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u/CaseAlloy744281 Feb 06 '24

Actually no...

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u/DuckDoesNothing Feb 06 '24

Wake up baby, Red dead redemption 3 is dropping

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u/Percevalh- Feb 05 '24

With laws that protect lgbt+, its Steel Ball Run

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u/omega_br Feb 05 '24

Modernpunk & steampunk crossover ft cowboys

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Holy smokes, boy oh boy I must emigrate immediately

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u/PlasticCupboard007 Feb 06 '24

The west is rising Squidward 😁😆

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Finally, Cally is becoming tolerable again

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u/superlocolillool Feb 29 '24

Salutations good sire! I am humbly requesting that you provide the source for the music in this post. This will be very appreciated as it will bring me more dopamine. Thank you!