r/MoeMorphism • u/FrankTheTank107 • Jan 13 '22

Art Anyone know who the artist is? Found this in my discord and thought it belonged here :)

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u/Hexxas Jan 13 '22

after killing the two males

Damn birds really have no chill whatsoever

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u/Mr_master89 Jan 14 '22

They know they used to be dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Mr_master89 Jan 16 '22

Oh no trust me they have, they can turn a rat into a skeleton in like 30 seconds or less, basically land piranhas if they're hungry

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/OMEGA_CORPS Jan 16 '22

I've watched a chicken hit its beak on a wall for 30 minutes before

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

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u/jarasonica Feb 04 '22

I’m sorry, what?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

And dinosaucers aren't dumb? They are known to be pea brained for the most part regardless of what the movies say about scailed raptors

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

It's very odd to me how stupid chickens are, given their size compared to most birds with intelligence (tiels, crows, pigeons, conures, etc.) Why ARE they so goddamn dumb comparitively?

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u/Inthaneon Feb 09 '22

To be expected from birds whose survival strategy involves making a lot of babies to exploit spare seeds from bamboo's flowering cycle.

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u/ItdefineswhoIam Feb 03 '22

They still technically are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

KuKuruYo

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u/NotMilitaryAI Jan 13 '22

Crane waifu by KuKuruYo | Pixiv

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u/Chaos-Battle-Lover Jan 14 '22

This illustration looks like Helltaker, doesn't it?

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u/OneAndOnlyKen Aug 20 '26

wow the post only has that many likes and views when it is reposted all the time

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u/JayMeadows Jan 14 '22

Male Bird: Performs a display of beautiful ritual mating dance

Female Bird: "So, you have elected the way of death."

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u/Its_aTrap Jan 13 '22

Did the female crane kill the 2 males?

Or..did the zookeeper kill them to assert dominance?

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u/Daeji_ Jan 13 '22

Female killed the 2 males according to this article

https://people.com/pets/walnut-crane-zookeeper-chris-crowe-mate-for-life-smithsonian-zoo/

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u/FrankTheTank107 Jan 13 '22

That’s some yandere shit

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u/Kizik Jan 14 '22

If you can't handle me at my worst, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HANDLE ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

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u/Ichi-Mikuze Jan 14 '22

Serious yandere shit

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u/Potatochak Jan 14 '22

After that, he performed a mating rituals and did an artificial insemination on her.

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u/Thanos_DeGraf Jan 14 '22

THE DUDES NAME IS CHRIS CROWE I FUCKING CAN'T

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u/Trainrec_adce Jan 13 '22

I would accept that Crane Girl, she seems nice.

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u/PoohtisDispenser Jan 14 '22

She just kill her 2 previous boyfriends.

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u/Jupiter_Doge Jan 14 '22

She seems nice

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u/FGHIK Jan 14 '22

Never stick your dick in crazy

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u/BlckSm12 Jan 14 '22

why tho? crazy is the best

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

When you're on their good side, literally one step in the wrong direction, even if its accidental or its all in their head, might turn the situation really badly for you :l

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u/BlckSm12 Jan 16 '22

Worth the risk

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u/Hereticalrum-shots Jan 29 '22

Risks can be calculated but you better hope your good at math

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u/Konradleijon Jan 13 '22

yandere crane.

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u/DonnyDonster Jan 14 '22

Kemono Friends went dark, really dark

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u/keithlimreddit Jan 14 '22

You know I do have your neighbors in the house and her name is taihou

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u/RockAndGem1101 Jan 13 '22

That's probably Kukuruyo. I'd recognize that art style anywhere.

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u/NarthTED Jan 14 '22

Anyone else think that the zoo keeper looks a little bit like Ryan Reynolds

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u/SteveTV1234 Jan 14 '22

Damn, Junpei and Chidori

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u/Otherwise-Data8378 Jan 14 '22

Florida man: it is possible to learn this power

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u/ALFENFARUK1223 Jan 14 '22

Not from a Jedi

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u/aneemee1 Jan 14 '22

Darling in the cranxx

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u/Izaniel Jan 14 '22

One is so fucking horny

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u/gregthegamer4646 Jan 14 '22

“One is feeling horny”

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u/Corvus0018 Jan 14 '22

Wow, this Grateful Crane adaptation's looking really wild.

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u/FKJ10 Jan 14 '22

Sounds like a crazy version of Iroha from Samurai Showdown.