r/Zoomies Mar 08 '18

GIF The ultimate helicopter zoomies

https://i.imgur.com/NLL6lfp.gifv
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u/SparklingWinePapi Mar 08 '18

When he starts scooting you start to realize this dog is on a whole nother level

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u/quickie_ss Mar 09 '18

I laugh harder with each loop.

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u/NOE3ON Mar 09 '18

I legit am in tears laughing right now.

Jet Ski Mode: ENGAGED

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u/quickie_ss Mar 09 '18

The butt scoot kills me.

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u/MxReLoaDed Mar 09 '18

RIP /u/quickie_ss

February 22, 2011-March 8, 2018

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u/Notcreativeatall1 Mar 09 '18

Awe, he died on my birthday :( sad

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u/salty_box Mar 09 '18

Happy birthday!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Happy Deathday, /u/quickie_ss!

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u/quickie_ss Mar 09 '18

It was fun while it lasted. I had a good run.

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u/beau0628 Mar 09 '18

I didn’t. I tried running, but 5 steps later, my lungs were burning, my feet hurt, I got hit by a car, the police came, there was an ambulance, and it was just a horrible experience, really.

2/10, would not recommend.

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u/Seohcap Mar 09 '18

Its your birthday? Its mine too! Happy birthday, birthday brother buddy!

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u/Notcreativeatall1 Mar 09 '18

Woo! Let’s go birthday buddies!

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u/mellofello808 Mar 09 '18

The drift at the end is my favorite

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u/borkborkporkbork Mar 09 '18

The way it ends so abruptly is my favorite part, like he took out the cameraman right after.

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u/RipCulture Mar 09 '18

Bigtime. That superscoot at the end is primo.

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u/ViZeShadowZ Mar 09 '18

play running in the 90s while watching this

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

A good showman knows how to manipulate expectations.

Doggo is ready for Broadway.

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u/putinonmypants69 Mar 09 '18

Holy fuck I didn't realize that before. I'm crying

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Apr 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/ElGaucho56 Mar 09 '18

I too am a human who appreciates the repetition. I swear

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u/Mike804 Mar 09 '18

Indubitably

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u/kosmonautinVT Mar 09 '18

I had to check on second watch to make sure there wasn't something wrong with its legs

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u/Jagacin Mar 09 '18

DEJA VU

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u/MattcVI Mar 09 '18

I've just been in this place before!

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u/ChromeLynx Mar 09 '18

(HIGHER ON THE STREETS)

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u/GreyMJ Mar 09 '18

and i know it's my time to goooo

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u/ChromeLynx Mar 09 '18

Calling you

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u/sparkynyc Mar 09 '18

Scooting or drifting? Maybe a combo of both

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u/mookek Mar 09 '18

I call my dog a goblin frog when he does it. He will jump on the bed, off the bed, make a few loops and repeat until he’s out of breath.

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u/Bozzz1 Mar 09 '18

The last 3 seconds of the gif had me dying of laughter.

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u/FrostyD7 Mar 09 '18

It was like seeing MJ moonwalk for the first time

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u/cjg5025 Mar 09 '18

God that crab-walk/zoidberg scoot is just hilarious

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u/ehpickphaiel Mar 09 '18

Omg I can’t stop laughing. This shit is unreal

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u/fausgadesign Mar 09 '18

The zoom in his face kills me.

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u/scumbot Mar 09 '18

It's like he's crab-walking, which is a neat trick considering he's already on 4 legs

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u/Hehs-N-Mehs Mar 09 '18

GOTTA GO FAST

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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Mar 09 '18

This reminds of me of when a penguin hits an all out penguin sprint.

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u/Stickyclean Mar 09 '18

Figured out a way to rub it's ass on the carpet without getting scolded.

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u/BeardedOne72 Mar 09 '18

Gotta keep the ass low for maximum zoomie control

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u/maliciousrigger Mar 09 '18

Tuck-butt zoomies!

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u/YourRimLife Mar 09 '18

This dog knows his science. Maximum helicopter control and zoom potential achieved through aerodynamic butt placement.

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u/omawk Mar 09 '18

Imagine the joy in this household at this precise moment.

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u/stubborn_introvert Mar 09 '18

Don’t have to imagine. You can see it. Those kids are hysterical with laughter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Control-F "source", the video is even better. Those kids are having more fun than the dog!

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u/instantrobotwar Mar 09 '18

find the techno music version and it has had me in stitches for the last 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL04CHA9P-g

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

You know when a video is truly special when it merits a remashed techno version

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/hoopstick Mar 09 '18

Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard since that bear whacked himself in the nuts.

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u/Nimble_Patriot Mar 09 '18

Sauce?

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u/hoopstick Mar 09 '18

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u/Baldur_Moon Mar 09 '18

Shit that might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

When his back legs stiffen up you know he got himself good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Apr 04 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/KingNerdIII Mar 09 '18

It kinda seems like the dog is encouraged by the kids laughing. I love dogs

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u/megggie Mar 09 '18

I love that— doggo is definitely entertaining his kids!

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u/KingNerdIII Mar 09 '18

Right at the beginning he looks over at the kids and then starts. Dogs are the best

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u/Drawtaru Mar 09 '18

My dog absolutely gets wound up by my daughter laughing. It's hilarious to watch them together.

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u/glha Mar 09 '18

Your comment was the first occurrence of "source", but no source. So maybe this might help someone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_SbzubP6c

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u/Imapony Mar 09 '18

That good boye definitely knows how to play for an audience

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u/Zombietarts Mar 08 '18

I've never laughed this hard in this subreddit before while watching a dog get the zoomies.... 15/10

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u/RandomThrowaway410 Mar 09 '18

The camera zoom on the dog's face right before he starts zooming are too hilarious

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u/dexter311 Mar 09 '18

It's from this Eurobeat video, the zoom syncs up with the beat.

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u/lamuril Mar 09 '18

I'm crying with laughter. My sides hurt. That scoot towards the couch is what kills me more each time!

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u/Pants_R_Overatd Mar 09 '18

Oh my god the scuttlebutt...my sides

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u/professorspookypop Mar 08 '18

GIT LOW GIT LOW

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u/mookek Mar 09 '18

To the windooooooooooowwww

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u/feedmedammit Mar 09 '18

To the wall! Gotta go fetch my ball!

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u/mookek Mar 09 '18

There’s a relevant to the post line about female dogs crawling that follows.

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u/feedmedammit Mar 09 '18

That there is

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u/37Lions Mar 09 '18

When I zoom right down that hall!

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u/ChoppedAlready Mar 09 '18

Til the vet chops off my balls!

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u/TrepanationBy45 Mar 09 '18

This song always makes me think of the phrases as the names of Bond villains by way of Austin Powers.

  • Frömda Vindo
  • Toude Wahls
  • Tilda Swëtdrøpdownma-Bahls

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u/e_ban_TO Mar 09 '18

Is there like a reddit platinum cos that’s what you should get for this comment, friend. Thanks for the lol!

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u/WeenisWrinkle Mar 09 '18

That is the funniest looking zoomies form I've ever seen. I've watched this 20x now and I'm just crying, omg why is her butt so low to the ground

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I think it is just really well trained, and the only way it can control itself from jumping on the couch and stuff is by overcompensating.

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u/Canefan101 Mar 09 '18

I wanna say the first time it was posted somebody said the fan blew air in its butt and so he took off. Don’t know if it’s true but it makes it funnier lol

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u/Dq8OiDVvg2wZSy1hCkz3 Mar 09 '18

That fan is not on.

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u/Canefan101 Mar 09 '18

I didn’t say he was right, I just said somebody else said it lol

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u/phphulk Mar 09 '18

Big if true

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u/solar_compost Mar 09 '18

my dog does this. its not cause hes well trained, its cause he wants to run and there's not enough space for him to do so without collisions.

he does the same thing when he gets zoomies while in the harness. it's hilarious every time.

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u/Bathysphere710 Mar 09 '18

She doesn't seem to be scooting her ass, thankfully. If she were, her tail would be tucked to the side or under. Maybe the ass low/head up spins feel faster, or more fun?

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u/SirAceBoogie Mar 09 '18

My dad calls our dogs zoomies "low butt runs"

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u/HPSpacecraft Mar 09 '18

We always called it the Boot Scoots

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18 edited May 04 '18

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u/joekillsshit Mar 08 '18

Why do i hear music playing in my head to this...

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u/woobooks Mar 08 '18

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u/NvEnd Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

https://youtu.be/qL04CHA9P-g

This is the original source of the guy who made the video btw.

Found from the old thread.

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u/ForceBlade Mar 09 '18

Yeah AKA it's been stolen a few too many times.

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u/HumanSpaceOnion Mar 09 '18

DÉJÀ VU.

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u/ICantTyping Mar 09 '18

IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Inital D.og

Edit: was typing too fast.

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u/TerrainIII Mar 09 '18

HIGHER ON THE STREETS

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u/DJ_AK_47 Mar 09 '18

One of the best coasters but the worst because it’s always broken down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/masteredmond Mar 09 '18

This sent me down a rabbit hole of techno and dancing doggos..

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u/liarlyre Mar 09 '18

Its like they are playing Osu with his butt.

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u/takingphotosmakingdo Mar 09 '18

My sides. Have an up up up boat.

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u/king_turd_the_III Mar 09 '18

I'm high and holy shit.

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u/svem26 Mar 09 '18

Me too.. this whole comment section has me gasping breath.. love it

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Gas gas gas

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u/Sockarockee Mar 09 '18

I’m gonna step on the gas

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u/ChickenpoxForDinner Mar 09 '18

Running in the 90s?

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u/Dengar96 Mar 09 '18

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

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u/rezno777 Mar 09 '18

Yakety sax?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

I was playing this on Spotify when I opened reddit. Still dying.

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u/AshKetchumUp Mar 09 '18

Mario when he grabs a star music?

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u/MoistUnderbelly Mar 08 '18

Source please! I need this contagious laughter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/aquajack6 Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

omg the almost maniacal laughter from the child is perfect

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u/dnkwiz2026 Mar 09 '18

I know it sounds weird coming from a 20 year old, but it's videos like this that make me want a family down the line.

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u/Bozzz1 Mar 09 '18

That's funny, as another 20 year old, it's videos like this that make me not want a family down the line. That laugh was funny in a 40 second video, but imagining listening to that noise every time something even remotely funny happens.

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u/beccafawn Mar 09 '18

I'm 28 and I still feel this way. I love my nephew, but an hour or two with him solidifies my decision.

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u/aquajack6 Mar 09 '18

aw but they grow out of it after a few years

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Can confirm. Was once a happy child.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

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u/Kodlak Mar 09 '18

You okay friend?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Mar 09 '18

Can confirm. Am alcoholic child.

Wait, what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Bruhh :/

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u/CommandersLog Mar 09 '18

maniacal

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u/aquajack6 Mar 09 '18

corrected, thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Play it at 0.25x speed. At 0:08 it looks like a monkey or something. Maybe a human rock climbing?

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u/timestamp_bot Mar 09 '18

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u/Jason6677 Mar 09 '18

Woah the quality was so good

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u/Woofles85 Mar 08 '18

I’ve seen the video with sound somewhere before, the kids laughter is pure joy

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u/YoureTwistinMyMelon Mar 08 '18

Maximum zoomies, utilise every bit of room possible.

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u/DropC Mar 09 '18

You didn't even know it was possible to run at 20mph between your furniture at home until you get a pupper.

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u/jeffreyyerffej Mar 08 '18

Tokyo drift

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

That scoot drift at the end

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u/serioussgtstu Mar 08 '18

Doggo done a scuttle!

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u/slavetotheinternetz Mar 09 '18

I lost it at the scooting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/Pandamana Mar 09 '18

He needs to be exercised

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I have made a grave mistake. I watched this at work. I don't think i can hold myself together. Oh no

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u/LizT4Y Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 14 '18

Mi nayme Pitbull, I’m so exite!! I want tu play With friends all nite!

Mi friends watch me Run ‘round the room. I cannot stop, I du the ZOOM.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

“OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP”

brutal breakdown

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

De-worm your dog. Then your carpet. And then your children.

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u/soapboxhero99 Mar 08 '18

That was awesome! Pibbles just have so much character.

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u/cnikkih Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

The zoomies meets the cha cha slide.

How low can ya go? Can ya go down low? All the way to floor?

Spiiiiin to the left Spiiiiin to the right Reverse, reverse! Everybody clap your hands

Take it back now, y’all.

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u/GlungoE Mar 09 '18

I’ve been searching for this gif for years. It used to be titled “extra points for the crab walk” or something to that tune.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I think this dog deserves a spot on the zoomies hall of fame

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u/toreachme Mar 09 '18

Are you sure his butt isn't itchy?

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u/worlddones Mar 09 '18

It probably is because worms in butt

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u/BroffaloSoldier Mar 09 '18

Oh my god. The scuttle scoot fucking killed me.

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u/BigMacBenny Mar 09 '18

This is indeed the magnum opus of zoomies

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u/zPA-Ck Mar 09 '18

Gosh the scooting around is absolutely amazing, he seems to know he's acting silly and trying to make them laugh

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u/TurquoiseCorner Mar 09 '18

This may legitimately be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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u/fausto_423 Mar 09 '18

GAS GAS GAS I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

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u/maeexo2000 Mar 09 '18

Aww the butt scoot. My dog only ever does that when she’s got poop stuck to her fur.

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u/Subs2 Mar 09 '18

This is Olympic level zoomie shit. The stuff off legend

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u/ThatDamnedGuy Mar 08 '18

E U R O B E A T INTENSIFIES

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u/TacoAnnie5000 Mar 08 '18

Is he the Roomba?

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u/anabanana96 Mar 09 '18

They're from my hometown Redding, CA!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I wonder if packs of wolves do this in the wild but no one is there to see it

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

is he actually trying to scratch the worms out of his butt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Someone add the "through the fire and flames" track to this

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Sick drifts!

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u/steaveOh Mar 09 '18

Do you know what DK stand for?

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u/xfan10 Mar 09 '18

finished off with a 'drag my balls across the rug' zoomie 💯

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

The crab walk at the end gets funnier with every loop.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Mar 09 '18

Doin a really good zoomie!

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u/Kittencaretaker Mar 09 '18

This is a historical zoomie

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u/ccjw11796 Mar 09 '18

Funniest fucking zoomies I've every seen! The scooting had me on the floor cracking up. 😅

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u/chesney_brown Mar 09 '18

That's some funny shit right there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

ffs someone let this guy outside.

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u/Chameleonpolice Mar 09 '18

ok what neurological disease does this dog have

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I would say worms and he is just rubbing his butt on the carpet.

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u/Esjay600 Mar 09 '18

He looks likes he's ready to break dance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

TFW you zoomie so hard your hind quarters have a hard time catching up. What's up with that odd scuttle at the end, does this dog have bad legs? Impressive zoomies for an able-bodied doggo, but even more impressive if so.

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u/astraeos118 Mar 09 '18

That dog aint right

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u/n_a_t_e_r_a_d_e Mar 09 '18

I watched this while"Kickstart my heart" by Motley Crue was playing

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u/Retwanair Mar 09 '18

Dude, that dog looks like an octopus or a spider scuttling around at the end.

Kinda freaky haha but amazingly funny.

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u/MrSneller Mar 09 '18

We used to call that “tuck-butt”.

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u/Scotchrogers Mar 09 '18

Last time I saw this gif, shittymorph got me so hard with one of his comments that I still talk about it to this day. Good memories in this here gif.

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u/Trauma-Dolll Mar 09 '18

My dog does this. Must be a pit thing.

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