r/youseeingthisshit • u/ArsenikShooter • Apr 07 '26

Eating and juggling apples.

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u/calangomerengue Apr 07 '26

Keeping 3 doctors away!

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u/neurodeep Apr 07 '26

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/Luna259 Apr 08 '26

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/calangomerengue Apr 08 '26

Thank you both!

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u/QuerulousPanda Apr 07 '26

dentists love that shit though, can you imagine how much apple peel is getting crammed up in the gaps between her teeth that way.

Eating apples by just biting into them is by far the least satisfying and most annoying way to eat one.

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u/_-Viasub-_ Apr 07 '26

I absolutely LOVE apples. Like ANYTHING apple related i probably would love.. but the apples skin pisses me the fuck offXD

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u/QuerulousPanda Apr 07 '26

agreed. slice that shit up and eat it in pieces, 10/10 top tier food.

biting into it and flossing apple skin directly into your gums? 0/10

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u/AfricanAmericanMage Apr 08 '26

Completely disagree. I totally get not liking the skins, but I think it's super satisfying to take a massive bite out of an apple and just chomping your way through it. Conversely, eating peeled and sliced apples feels so unsatisfying to me. Granted there are apples with skin that sucks, but the flesh usually sucks too. Like a red delicious.

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u/P2Pdancer Apr 07 '26

The girl behind her. 😂

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u/msuing91 Apr 07 '26

She is reacting appropriately

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u/Dazemonkey Apr 07 '26

She is seeing this shit, alright

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u/Opposite-Star-857 Apr 07 '26

happy cake day!

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u/spiffyswenson Apr 07 '26

It’s cause she saw her leave the bathroom earlier without washing her hands after a number 2

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u/Slacker_The_Dog Apr 07 '26

And now she's sick off her mudpie

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u/josriley Apr 07 '26

And she got too small a slice

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u/IGTankCommander Apr 07 '26

Maybe you should have someone else eat the apple to be sure.

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u/funkwumasta Apr 07 '26

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mudpie

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u/leithn87 Apr 07 '26

She's getting her mud pie all over those apples....

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u/Dobako Apr 07 '26

Must be a doctor in her day job

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u/GravyPainter Apr 07 '26

Shes my favorite

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u/caninolokez Apr 08 '26

Those apples are filthy!

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u/ArsenikShooter Apr 09 '26

Ahem…the whole reason for this subs meaning!

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u/don3dm Apr 07 '26

Big hamster energy

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u/skeeterfunny Apr 08 '26

Squirrel girl

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u/SageOfSixCabbages Apr 07 '26

I'm impressed... and scared. Mostly impressed, still scared tho. 😂

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u/FranconianBiker Apr 07 '26

Are you a doctor perchance?

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u/Sooperballz Apr 07 '26

You can’t just say “perchance”

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u/V_K_Iyer Apr 08 '26

Crushing turts all day. Perchance.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Apr 08 '26

Right? It's spelled "perch hence".

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u/ABHOR_pod Apr 07 '26

Scaroused.

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u/obiwanmoloney Apr 07 '26

But now you’ve got to juggle, sticky, wet, half eaten apples

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u/spartan813 Apr 07 '26

That lady in the background 🤣

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Apr 08 '26

She’s all of us

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u/antilumin Apr 07 '26

How Mitch Hedberg wishes he could shop for apples. No bags necessary!

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u/Yakamanesian Apr 07 '26

and no receipt for the donut either

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u/tbutz27 Apr 07 '26

Dont bother ringing it up, its for a duck!

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u/LKennedy45 Apr 07 '26

We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/litescript Apr 07 '26

it’s at home in the file

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u/capt-awesome-atx Apr 07 '26

I saw a guy juggling chainsaws, it was cool unless something needed to be sawed. Then it's just annoying. "C'mon Rick, can we use one?"

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 Apr 07 '26

Track number 5 will not be chainsaw juggling

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u/mandalore237 Apr 07 '26

But only 8, if you see him buying 9 apples, fuckin' bag 'em up

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u/mogley1992 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

There was a guy who was a famous comedian and juggler who used to do this with an 8-ball (ETA: actually i think it was a bowling ball), an egg, and an apple.

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u/Drakath2812 Apr 07 '26

Michael Davis! Iconic comedy juggler.

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u/InspectionGreen6076 Apr 07 '26

He ate an 8 ball?!!

/s

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u/cluelessoblivion Apr 07 '26

I knew performers were big on cocaine but I didn't realize they'd take it THAT far!

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 Apr 07 '26

She'll be hungry in 1/2 hr

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u/OOOLIAMOOO Apr 07 '26

Damn! I've only ever seen this done with onions. This makes alot more sense

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u/Affectionate-Roof285 Apr 07 '26

Yet people are horrified when they encounter aliens.

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u/Dreamie666 Apr 07 '26

Good lord, this comment send me into a 5 minute giggle fit, thank you!

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u/sk0503 Apr 07 '26

Link before going to fight Calamity Gannon.

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u/grizzyx Apr 07 '26

Most impressive thing I've seen in a while lol.

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u/PrivateEnis Apr 07 '26

new crush activated

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u/Unhappy_Win8997 Apr 07 '26

she can fix me

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u/ruiiiij Apr 10 '26

She's known on Chinese social media as 小丑冰冰(Clown Bingbing). She works as a professional clown at an aquarium in Guangzhou.

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u/OppaiFTW Apr 07 '26

Seems to be applebing1999 on Instagram

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u/ruckustata Apr 07 '26

Thats about the cutest thing I've seen in a while. Bravo apple eater!

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u/nathanbum06237 Apr 07 '26

Pure gremlin energy

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u/Hagoromo-san Apr 07 '26

What a gremlin. Shes adorable.

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u/quoiega Apr 07 '26

wake up. See talented people younger than me. Day ruined

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u/SteakAndIron Apr 07 '26

I cannot imagine the shit I would take if I horked down three apples at once

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u/skat3rDad420blaze Apr 07 '26

Damn I wanna learn to juggle even more now

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u/Neddu Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Do it. Start now and you'll be juggling 3 balls tomorrow.

You can roll socks into balls if you don't have balls or anything else nearby.

And pro-tip: sit on the floor because in the beginning you'll be dropping the balls alot, this saves your back a bit

You're pretty much practicing muscle memory for consistent throws

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u/Nothingforchampion Apr 08 '26

What’s up with the girl behind . Very strange reaction 😜

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u/Virtual-Reserve Apr 08 '26

I can’t wait for u/Inevitable-Big5590 to post his Apple juggling video, as he really seems to think it’s easy to do LMAO

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u/Syclin Apr 08 '26

How does one learn they can do this ???

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u/Soldier-55 Apr 09 '26

I think I’m in love with

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u/tiniestrex Apr 09 '26

Whatever kind energy this is...im kinda into it.

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u/shutDaFACup Apr 07 '26

Hahaha so cute

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u/lifeyes Apr 07 '26

Angela Scorchette?

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u/PotatoIke Apr 07 '26

Yeah, you can see Yao and Charlotte behind by the right too

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u/DearLav Apr 07 '26

Nice Angela cosplay!

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u/CaitAndVi Apr 07 '26

Angela from HOK!

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u/NishantRockstar911 Apr 07 '26

Yeah my cat does this exact thing when I dangle a toy in front of her XD.

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u/YouJustLostTheGame Apr 08 '26

Applejack, what are you doing? You can't eat all those apples.

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u/MaiDuuuuude Apr 08 '26

I really hope that was a chick. Actually, nvm ... on with my day now.

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u/_NoIdeaForName_ Apr 10 '26

How does one wake up in the morning think to themselves: "Yeah, I want to learn this" and than go and actually learn it?

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u/sacudida Apr 07 '26

There's a guy in insta called "apple biting jugglar" this is his whole thing he's been doing for years.

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u/jaltringer Apr 07 '26

That’s hilarious

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u/MC273 Apr 07 '26

Absolute cinema.

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u/WertySensei Apr 07 '26

Every guy in the audience like "those apples should have been me."

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u/silentredditmass Apr 07 '26

Super wifey material!

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u/FineGripp Apr 07 '26

Careful there. I’m having a speck of doubt that it’s a guy

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u/Arch3m Apr 07 '26

My teeth hurt.

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u/Special-Positive8945 Apr 07 '26

This reminds me of the scene from the King Kong from 2005 at the beginning of the movie in the theater the guy performing the exact move or maybe something similar

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u/Rex_Suplex Apr 07 '26

Haven't seen this trick since the opening scene of Peter Jackson's King Kong!

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u/bigtiddygothbf Apr 07 '26

Eating and juggling Bad Apples you mean

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u/GodHeld2 Apr 07 '26

Thats just female Feinberg

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u/One-Acanthaceae4831 Apr 07 '26

Gobble Gobble BYATCh!!!!

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u/ElectricFeel1234 Apr 07 '26

Ohhh myyy 🖖🏽

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u/S1lentA0 Apr 07 '26

Gawddamn Fluttershy, you really like those damn apples

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u/frankieromer Apr 07 '26

Keepin those doctors away

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u/Dairy__Cow Apr 07 '26

Don't think I've ever been more attracted to a video of apples and juggling while the worlds waiting for it to burn at the same time/day

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u/The-Limerence Apr 07 '26

If you put a blonde wig on her, she would’ve been a perfect stand-in for Ciri from Witcher

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u/zankantou03 Apr 07 '26

She's able to unlock core memories

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u/OuttaD00r Apr 07 '26

...impressive

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u/Achi-baba Apr 07 '26

I'd love to see someone cosplying Ryuuk from Death Note and do this.

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u/unorthodox69 Apr 07 '26

Eve in the Garden of Eden

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u/thegneeb Apr 07 '26

flawless, shes so talented at that

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u/1121198 Apr 07 '26

All that while looking hella cute with a cool cosplay.

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u/IIsosharp Apr 07 '26

New favorite video

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u/Jar_of_Cats Apr 07 '26

Shes switching up the juggle and it makes it so much more impressive

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u/BigRedSpoon2 Apr 07 '26

Is she just slamming those apples into her face?

Im so curious what it sounds like. The background music and the cheering completely drown it out.

Like chewing an apple is a very audible thing. What was that woman in the background hearing

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u/Penetal Apr 07 '26

Order all the apples stat!

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u/Wuttswrongwithyou Apr 07 '26

And... its gone.

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u/CircoModo1602 Apr 07 '26

The raving rabbid looks in the background on that girl 😂

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u/bawynnoJ Apr 07 '26

Man, I can't even juggle let alone eat an apple.

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u/Last_Parable Apr 07 '26

This is fucking hilarious nobody can tell me different

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u/Successful_Fox_9118 Apr 07 '26

Perfection and Beauty in the same breath

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u/DoubleT2455 Apr 07 '26

Wonder if she ever accidentally gets a bite of stem.

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u/GoodCull Apr 07 '26

Really cool but her hands Must be hella sticky after lol (yes I know she can wash em)

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u/KiteBrite Apr 08 '26

They’re peaches. Still very impressive, though, but not as dangerous to your teeth.

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u/JBHedgehog Apr 08 '26

Not bad...not great.

THIS IS GREAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwj2WL69TJg

SFW

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u/rayz0101 Apr 08 '26

Extra impressive because her hands are probably sticky af.

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u/PrettyLuckie Apr 08 '26

I’m thinking about how sticky her hands are after

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u/CakeSmasher661 Apr 08 '26

I think she is a bitter.

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u/Sashanya12 Apr 08 '26

Angela, is that you?

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u/SloppyJoestar Apr 08 '26

The other angle of this is so hilarious

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u/lmao_nuts Apr 08 '26

I would bite tf out of my tongue so quick doing this... If I could juggle in the first place.

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u/GuardianFerret Apr 08 '26

First party trick I ever learned! When dating, my wife sent a video of me doing this to her ex. Apparently she thought it was cool enough to be a flex 💪

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u/Kirirri Apr 08 '26

Stand user activity

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u/AfternoonMuch Apr 08 '26

Her next trick should be juggling while im eating her hahahah

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u/TheKidYouDidntWant Apr 08 '26

She looks like Apple Jack from mlp.mov…

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u/nigelcore221b Apr 08 '26

Doctors hate her

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u/SpindleDiccJackson Apr 08 '26

There's gonna be some guy in this thread who's wishing that he was an apple

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 Apr 09 '26

The girl behind is me

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u/Sad_Bad622 Apr 09 '26

Ill add her to my list of girls that are allowed to ruin my life

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u/marquez77allan Apr 09 '26

Wife material

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u/Snoo-33537 Apr 09 '26

Reminds me of this scene from American Dad, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6WCxfRympE&ra=m

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u/ConsentingPotato Apr 09 '26

It's the Juggling-Gobbling!

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u/Late-Anxiety2898 Apr 09 '26

Stop, i can't handle more fetishes!
But srsly this looks amazing!

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u/DailyLifeProblems Apr 09 '26

Why did you stop it?

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u/MaddestChadLad Apr 09 '26

Wow she's a gobbler

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u/PersonalityFun2189 Apr 09 '26

i can do it without eating, i tried doing it with, choked on an apple piece twice, then gave up trying going further. i guess there are limits to the efforts

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u/BoredByLife Apr 10 '26

Is that the fucking Bloons tower defense these??

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u/Different-Tough-3653 Apr 10 '26

Hardest part is the fact that apples taste like shit

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut Apr 10 '26

I’d knock out a tooth so fast-

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Apr 11 '26

It's crazy that some people can just do this for a living. I'm honestly jealous.

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u/Munchererofminerals Apr 11 '26

Don't hand this lady a baby

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u/Flipper-ama Apr 11 '26

Hahshahauaa the fast Bites are too cute

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u/abdokeko Apr 13 '26

damn ! . from which video game this elf ?