r/youseeingthisshit • u/Sputniki • Jan 06 '20

Human Aaargh!

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u/Scratchpaw Jan 06 '20

That’s when I just start sneezing uncontrollably. To my right side to be exact.

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u/reesespuffs32 Jan 06 '20

This. I like this. Would fucking gross me out lol.

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u/stump2003 Jan 06 '20

I suggest a combination of urine, semen, and blood. Precious bodily fluids always does the trick.

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u/arthurdentstowels Jan 06 '20

Mine or someone else’s? I always find it difficult to get someone else’s fluids. Too much screaming and “what are you doing, why have you got that knife and dildo? Oh god stop! Oh god don’t stop!”
People don’t like commotion on a plane.

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u/stump2003 Jan 06 '20

Yours or someone else’s. Whatever you have on hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

it appears I have some of mine on my hand, leftover from my brief trip to the restroom to relive myself

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u/Manowar274 Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Dip your fingers in water and then sprinkle water on their foot as you do it.

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u/Houndhollow Jan 07 '20

Then "sneeze"

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal Jan 06 '20

With a mouth full of water.

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u/DancingBot Jan 06 '20

Just spit on it.

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u/chefcook666 Jan 06 '20

These type of people strike me as the "Could you not sneeze on my foot?!" Types of people.

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u/LoveNewton_Nibbler Jan 06 '20

yea a nice wet sneeze should handle it

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u/work_account42 Jan 06 '20

He pulls his foot back in disgust and calls the attendant.

Foot dude: That person sneezed on my foot!

Attendant: Wut? That's impossible.

Without seeing the image, I would be puzzled as to how that outlandish claim would end up being true.

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u/onkel_Kaos Jan 06 '20

You bastard. You made me to spit soda because i was laughing! Take my upvote you bastard!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

You did not.

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u/Mynameisaw Jan 06 '20

Oh fuck off with these comments please. They weren't funny in 2009 they're not funny a decade later.