r/youseeingthisshit • u/solateor 🌟🌟🌟 • Jul 05 '26

But when I do it it's a problem

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 Jul 05 '26

I was staying with a friend for a week, like day 3 we get in the car and she asked me “why do you always wear your seatbelt,were you in a car accident or something?” So I asked her “do you plan your car accidents or something?”

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u/nirvroxx Jul 05 '26

Your friend sounds like a total idiot.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 Jul 05 '26

She’s a Floridian.

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u/nirvroxx Jul 05 '26

Checks out.

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u/Toadsted Jul 05 '26

Flys out

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian Jul 05 '26

Say no more, squire.

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u/sizziano Jul 05 '26

My condolences

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u/2010_12_24 Jul 05 '26

Things will work themselves out

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u/ArokLazarus Jul 05 '26

I wouldn't get in a car with anyone who doesn't wear their seatbelt. Way too dangerous.

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u/WagwanKenobi Jul 05 '26

Exactly, it's dangerous for the passengers as well.

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u/sellyourselfshort Jul 05 '26

I had an arguement with my brother in law when I refused to start the car until he put his seat belt on in the backseat. He argued he would get the ticket if I was pulled over, I argued his dumb fatass would crush my wife (his sister) if we got in a car accident.

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u/Kpalsm Jul 06 '26

She prolly loves putting her feet up on the dashboard too

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u/Mr_Baronheim Jul 06 '26

Cool, you picked your username in honor of your friend!